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myOtaku.com: Tsukasa


Tuesday, October 14, 2003

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Miss me? It's been a while since I posted. My book which I have dubbed Time Flip or Chrono Swith or something like that, has been on hold all summer up till now, when I wrote a full half a page. Nothing to brag about, last year I would write five front and back pages daily, nothing to brag about compared to all the writing I'm doing in otakuboards, STILL nothing to brag about compared to dozens of people. I can't write much more on my book, I just don't have any inspiration left...*sob*

Anyways, on a less complainy note, but still complaining, I STILL can't listen to the jukebox!! It's driving me NUTZ!!!! *runs up wall to beat up chandolier and then falls and breaks neck, going to heck to fight the chandolier again* Okay, i'm done.

I listened to a comedy tape the other day, and I thought you might like it...

PS these were all edited for convienence.

"Yesterday somebody asked me, Is it hot enogh for you? I said no. I like my armpits to run like niagra falls and my balls to dangle around my legs! What moron would ask that?!!" ~Robin Williams

"Have you seen that comercial about the electronic pad you attatch to your belly to lose wait? BULL! You're sitting there watching tv saying 'look at me I'm loosing wait!' NO you're just sitting there shocking your fat flabby ***!" ~Robin Williams

Speaking of shocking morons...

"You know they made it illegal to sentence special people to the electric chair in texas? Officials complained 'Aww, that takes all the fun out of it!' telling special ed 'go sit on santa's lap!' dododododo BZZZT! 'heh heh heh...' ~RW
(someone else said-) Texans will sentence anybody to the chair. Even in the witch trials frying whats her face! Everyone else protested! Even the pope said no! It takes guts to say no to the pope!
'She will be reincarnated in another life, and live again!'

'Live again? Heck, we'll fry her twice! dadeedalada...' "

There may be more coming, when I feel like it.
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