Wednesday, May 19, 2004

   my return!
hey all, i know it's been a very long time, but now i'm back. i was both busy and out of fun stuff to put up, but now i'm back. so to start off my fabulous return, here is a joke.


A man calls up his boss because he is sick and cannot make it to work. To the man's surprise, the boss's wife picks up. She explains that the boss had died in a car accident, so the man hangs up.
He calls again the next day, and again the wife answers. She says, "I thought I already told you he died!" annoyed a little. The man hangs up again and calls the next day too!
This time the wife is really mad and shouts, "I ALREADY TOLD YOU HE DIED! STOP CALLING! WHYDO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
The man answers, "Because I love hearing it."


how's that for a return?
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Sunday, March 7, 2004

a quiz

Your an electric Dragon! Well, Well, Well, Speedy!
Electic dragons are just do darn quick, which
means you must be quick at something. Whether
its running, swimming, or answering questions,
you are super speed. But of course, you have a
craze for video games or computers. You can
play amazingly at any game or at least try to.
Go you!


What elemental dragon are you?
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Thursday, February 19, 2004

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which room is safest for him?


the answer
The room with the lions, if they haven't eaten for three years, they are dead.
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

yet another one
A big time lawyer is hunting ducks, he shoots one and it goes over a fence. He sees the farmer that owns the farm and asks him if he can have his duck back. The farmer says no it landed is his yard therefore it's his duck. The lawyer asks, "Do you know who I am?"
"I don't care," says the farmer.
"I'm the best lawyer in the world I can sue you for $1,000,000 if you don't give me my duck!"
The farmer says, "I don't know what rules you go by, but we go buy the 3 kicks rule. Whoever can stand up after 3 kicks gets the duck."
"Okay," says the lawyer.
The farmer kicks him 3 times. The lawyer stands up and says, "Your turn."
Then the farmer says, "Nah, I had enough, you can have the duck."
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another joke
There was an English man an Irish man and a Scots man all stranded on a grass island. The English man walked up to the nearest water and noticed a very small, yet very delicious looking pie. He quickly shouted for the other two men to come over and showed them the pie. They all decided that whoever had the best dream that very night would be able to eat the pie the next day.

The next morning the Scots man said, "Right Barry, what did you dream of?"
He replied, "I dreamt I was back in lovely England, you can't go better than that."
Then the Scots man said, "Oh but mine was better because in mine I was back in Scotland, now what was your dream, Fred?"
"I had a dream that I was hungry, so I woke up and ate the pie!"

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Thursday, February 5, 2004

The letter of reference

"To whom it may concern:

"Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has no
vanity, in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe hat Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible."

Delivered a short time later:

"That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the letter sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read every other line."
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   finally, another joke
alright i know it has been a while since i put anything fun up so here's a joke.

girlz, plz don't take it personally. so here it is.

"Girls are like toilets, all the good ones are taken, and the rest are full of crap."

again, plz don't take it personally. i really don't feel like that, but it is funny. ^_^
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