Tuesday, January 6, 2004

   Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.









The answer is





Language. (the word language) (there are three words in THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, and LANGUAGE is the third.) ^_^

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Friday, December 26, 2003

   ha ha ha
okay here's one of my favorite jokes.


Me: Why did the duck cross the road?

You: Why?

Me: To get the New York Times.

You: I don't get it.

Me: I don't either. I get the L.A. Times.



Like that one?
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Thursday, December 18, 2003

   ???
here's another thing to think about. try figuring it out.

i'm not trying to be racist with the black man thing, so plz don't think i am.

A black man wearing all black (shirt, shoes, pants, watch, etc. are all black) walks across the street. A black car with the headlights turned off is heading for him, but it manages to stop before hitting him. How is this possible?


you want the answer?
think a little harder and if you still don't get it i will tell you.


the


answer


is


It was daytime. ^_^
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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

   think about it
okay think about this. i'm going to give you a quote and figure out what it's talking about

"I have a head but i can't see. I'm always running but I have no feet. I become part of something much bigger like me. What am I?"

Figure it out yet?


It is a river.
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Friday, December 12, 2003

   finally, another post
okay here's another one of those stupid friend things

Tell your friend the following:
"There's a one story house with everything purple. The windows are purple. The couch is purple. Even the TV is purple."
Then ask him what color the stairs are.

He will most likely say purple, but he is wrong because the house has no stairs because its a one story house.


PS sorry for not posting in a while, I was busy with schoolwork.
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Monday, December 1, 2003

   more fun
hi there. here's another thing to have fun with.

Ask your friend to think of a country that starts with the letter "D". MAKE SURE YOU TELL HIM NOT TO TELL YOU WHAT HE PICKED. Then tell him to think of an animal that starts with the last letter of the country he picked. Then tell him to pick a fruit that starts with the last letter of the animal he picked.

Your friend will most likely pick Denmark, a kangaroo, and an orange.

Have fun again. ^_^
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Monday, November 24, 2003

   hey
howdy there. i'm just posting this up to tell you to keep coming to my site. cya.
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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

   You gotta read this
Alright try to make your friend look stupid with this.

Get a peice of paper and color pencils. Use the color pencils to write the names of colors down (Use simple colors like red, green, blue, etc.) When you write the names down, make sure to use a different color than the name that you wrote down. (For example, write down the word red using a purple color pencil.) Write down about ten to fifteen colors. (You can use the same color more than once. For example, you can write the word green down more than once, but do not use the same color to write it.) Once you are done doing this, tell your friend to read the color the word is written in and not the word written. Your friend will most likely have a hard time doing this.

HAVE FUN ^_^
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joke time
Okay these are jokes that only work if you ask someone. Tell the person to answer the question in less than three questions.

Ask the person to spell "fort." And then quickly ask them what they eat cereal with. They will most likely answer saying "fork."
(Get it? They don't use a fork, they use a spoon.)

Ask the person to spell "silk." Then ask them what cows drink. They will most likely say, "milk." (Get it? They don't drink milk, they drink water like everything else.)
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Tuesday, November 18, 2003

   here's another riddle
okay here's another riddle come your way.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?






a man - a man has four legs in the morning (crawling as a baby), two legs in the afternoon (walking as an adult), and three legs at night (walking with a cane as a senior). ^_^
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