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Wednesday, February 18, 2004
yet another one
A big time lawyer is hunting ducks, he shoots one and it goes over a fence. He sees the farmer that owns the farm and asks him if he can have his duck back. The farmer says no it landed is his yard therefore it's his duck. The lawyer asks, "Do you know who I am?"
"I don't care," says the farmer.
"I'm the best lawyer in the world I can sue you for $1,000,000 if you don't give me my duck!"
The farmer says, "I don't know what rules you go by, but we go buy the 3 kicks rule. Whoever can stand up after 3 kicks gets the duck."
"Okay," says the lawyer.
The farmer kicks him 3 times. The lawyer stands up and says, "Your turn."
Then the farmer says, "Nah, I had enough, you can have the duck."
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