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Monday, January 8, 2007


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Fuu: Lalalalala... Hey there everybody! If you don't know me already, my name's Fuu. Sarah (a.k.a. twilight samurai) has been really busy lately, so she asked me to fill in for her. She apologizes for her long absence too. (She's starting the new year with a bit of a twist. We'll see how it goes. ^_^)

Anyway,I guess it's only appropriate that she asked me, since Samurai Champloo is her new theme here. I gotta say: I really like that background. Don't I look so cute? X3 *squeals with glee*



Mugen: *enters the room* HELL NO! What kind of stupid idiot would think some little twirp like you was "cute." BLEEP! idi- Whoa! What the BLEEP! was that?!?!

Fuu: *chuckles* HA! Serves you right! Need I remind you that Sarah has programmed a censorship for dumb, dirty-mouthed oafs like you? She anticipated your behavior and had this censor thingy "bleep" you for every foul word you'd say. Pretty smart, huh?

Mugen: I don't give a rat's BLEEP! You give her way too much credit anyway...dumb broad...

Fuu: *whispering* Keep talking like that and she'll fire you, and you won't get paid!

Mugen: Huh? ...Oh yeah... Yeah, that Sarah - what a babe, right Fuu? *nudge nudge*

Fuu: How embarrassing... Anyway! Mugen, where have you been and have you seen Jin anywhere?

Mugen: Me? I've been workin' over there at lordsesshmaru's place: part of this kick-BLEEP! tournament thing. And Jin? Yeah, uh, he's right there. *points to the corner behind Fuu*

Fuu: Lordsesshomaru's place? That's neat. Why he'd pick you over me is beyond me...

*looks at Jin* Man, when'd you get here?



Jin: Actually, I have been here for quite some time now, even before you arrived.

Fuu: What?!? I didn't even notice you were over there.

Jin: ....hmmm....

Mugen: That's Mr. Talkative for ya. Wait - Mr. "I've got my head up my BLEEP!" sounds a lot better.

Jin: You truly are an ignoramus.

Mugen: Did you just say, "In your anus"?

Jin: I rest my case.

Mugen: Why you BLEEP!!!!

Fuu: *seriously annoyed* Will you two just SHUT UP!!

Mugen and Jin: *points to each other* He started it!

Fuu: *rubbing temples* I swear - you two knuckleheads act like real babies sometimes...

*looks at time* Man, we really got off schedule there. *gives Mugen and Jin a scary glare* Well, we've only got a few minutes left before we have to say, "Buh-bye!" *ponders* What should we fill the rest of the time with? Hmmm...maybe we could-

Mugen: *interrupts* Hey, I know! Let's take one of those poopoolarity surgeons things.

Fuu: What the...?!?!

Mugen: You know - let's ask people who they like best out of us three.

Fuu: *pauses for a while* Oooooooh I see. A popularity survey.

Jin: -_-'...Ignoramus...

Fuu: Ok, well that sounds like fun! So here's what we'll ask the audience:

From Samurai Champloo, who do you like the best? Me (that's Fuu), Mugen *furtively shakes her head*, or Jin?

*ahem* PLEASE VOTE FOR ME! I'M THE CUTE ONE HERE!!

Well, now that that's out of my system! ^_^

Mugen: Man, that was just desperation.

Jin: *mockingly* Big word for an ignoramus.

Mugen: Grrrr.... YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOUR WUSSY BLEEP!!??!?!

Jin: Let's begin, shall we?

Fuu: *blushes and turns to viewers* Ok then, well I guess we'll see you all later. Hopefully next time I'll be able to stay on schedule and update you all on what Sarah's been doing. I hope... Oh yeah - Don't forget to vote! Byyye! ^_^

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