THE QUESTIONS THAT NO-ONE ASKS, AND SOME THEY DO... |
Created by natalieclaire and taken 1343 times on bzoink! |
| Do you ever lick glass? | No |
| Is your phone on the charger? | Yes |
| Is your phones battery running low? | No |
| What is your name? | Rayne |
| Age? | 15 |
| Sex? | Female |
| Do you like to party? | Yes |
| Is it cold over there? | Hell no! It's fucking steaming and it's night time! |
| Where do you live? | West Virginia |
| Do you smell bad or good? | .....I don't know, do I? |
| Have you taken out the garbage? | Yes |
| What is your favourite question? | Ummmm....... o_O Good question. |
| Would you ever prostitute yourself? | No |
| Have you ever been abused by a loved one? | Yes |
| This includes emotional abuse... | Yes |
| Do you love yyour family? | No |
| Why? | Those fuckers don't care about me. Their world revolves around them and only them. I was just born. |
| Do you have broadband? | Duh! |
| Capitals or lower case? | o_O What kind of question is that? Both |
| Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute | Ones dumb and the other is dumber..... I think..... I hope. |
| Have you ever fucked a prostitute? | .....Nope..... at least I hope not..... *freaks out* |
| Do you smoke like its going out of fashion? | No |
| Alcohol and drugs? | Sometime I take sips of alcohol but only when offered. |
| Are you thirsty? | ..... Now that you mentioned it.... I am |
| Whats your grandfathers name? | Which one? |
| Whats your best friends name? | Amber |
| Do you have a penis? | If I am a female what do you fucking think? |
| would you like one? | No thanks |
| Are you a loser? | o_O I'm offended now by this quiz! The answer is no. |
| Why do you take these silly surveys anyway? | I have no idea.... X_X |
| YAY! QUESTION 31! | Umm okay |
| Do you use the tab button? | Yeppers |
| Do you type fast? | yes |
| Do you say whatever comes into your head? | Yes |
| Do you like the smell of lawn clippings? | WTF? No! |
| What is you fucking problem? | You fucking problem.... Dude, you forgot the r. |
| Are you a whingy little teenage fuck? | Asshole! Of course I'm not! |
| What would you buy with 3 dollars and 50 cents? | Some candy |
| Is it legal for you to drink? | No |
| Do you ever hold it when you need to urinate? | When I have to but no |
| Whats your stool like? | I don't have a stool and are you stocking me? |
| How are you? | About to kill you. |
| Why are you hitting me? | Because you ask stupid questions.... |
| Why do I ask stupid questions? | I have no idea..... maybe you need a shrink. |
| Bounty, Mars or Smarties? | Smarties |
| Have you ever screamed out the wrong name while being fucked? | No |
| Whats your eye color? | Hazel |
| yes.... | You suck! |
| describe your feet in three words....... | human flesh feet |
| Are we there yet? | I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!! |
| How many of these surveys have you done anyway? | I don't know.... @_@ |
| Favourite position( EXCLUDING DOGGIE, so predictable...) | X_X I'm a virgin and proud of it damn it! |
| Do you do this "......" all the time? | ....... Yes |
| Are you a bit silly? | Am I? |
| Will you please pour me a drink? | No |
| Gotta light? | No |
| Where can we get on?......... | You can get on yourself in your ass, you fucker! |
| I dont want to drive too far....... | That's nice but don't tell me this. |
| Tell me about the last time you stayed in a motel... | It sucked. |
| When did you last have sex? | Never |
| Do you like the word "penetration"? | I guess |
| Nearly done, Whats your ideal poo? | O_O You have issues man. |
| Whats your msn so I can add you? (just kidding!) | I don't have msn anuways. |
| How often do you use the refresh button? | Yes |
| Will you please go out with me? I am such a desperate loser..... | Uh, no. |
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