Monday, March 12, 2007

   Sasuke Scares Me by : Sorrosa Girlie

I love Naruto, very much, perhaps a little too much. He seems to drive me to the point where I can not think of anyone else, not the hokage, not my mission target, not even Mr. Spanky, or Mr. Monkey. With one smile I zone out, and there is only one thing running through my mind, must fuck. I must fuck him. I must fuck him until he can no longer be fucked, which will never happen. I think he enjoys it, but I can never be sure, at one point he may be begging me to stop, and then later on he will be begging for more. So I continue to give him more, every night we go at it like euphoric horny rabbits. Go on and complain, baby, you know I love you, I love you so much that I'll personally massage all the aches out of your little bum, with my penis, of coarse. Sometimes I wonder why Naruto used to run away from me, it's as if he did not want to fuck around with me. Using my awesome logic skills, I decided to get him a leash, and now he never runs away from me. He may put up a fight from time to time, but Naruto can not escape his fate, being my personally little bitch. And when I say my personal bitch, I mean, MY personal bitch. I don't like to share, sharing is for losers who can't get their own poo-tang. Naruto is too sexy for anyone but me, not people with no eyebrows, not people with no personality beyond the word 'fate.' Naruto once had a "friendship" with this dude who liked to stare at his crotch and say penis(sai). I fucked him up so bad that his neck was no longer able to look down at my dear sweet naru-penis. I just couldn't take it, I flipped out and beat the bitch to a bloody pulp, that's what happens to people who get too close to my idiot. I am getting tired of people even LOOKING at my Naruto, who knows when he is going to all of a sudden turn whore on me? I can't allow it, I WON'T allow it... the only one who fucks your little Kyuubi ass is ME, got that Naruto? ME! and only ME! I swear, if you ever cheat on me, I'll shank your 'lover' and force you to live in a box for the rest of your life. No one will ever get to look at you except for ME, making it impossible for you to ever cheat again! You know what? fuck it, I have to nip this thing in the bud. before you even get the chance to cheat, I am sticking you in a box. I'll feed you through a whole and fuck you through a hole, so things will work out. I'll carry the box around with me everywhere so no one can ever take you away from me. Naruto, sweetie, I love you.. perhaps too much for your own good.

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