Friday, October 5, 2007

   I must put post!! I must put post NOW!!!
Hello, and welcome back to the Kokuei show. The show were I talk about Kokuei. My name is Kokuei and I'll be your host for tonight. Previously, about a week ago, Kokuei-san had been informed that she were to be given a so called, "referrel" at school(did i spell that right??? [don't care] Never mind.) Now, Kokuei-san has NEVER gotten one of these "referrels" before, but is now feeling the affects of such a vile and evil punishment. ....She could not go to the homecoming game, which was to be today, still no word on if the home team won, and she had also missed the dance, which is still in progreess. We'd take you live on the scene, but, well... We don't FEEL like it. In OTHER news, recently today, Kokuei had written out most of what is her part for the Issunsakihayame story, lead by her cell mate, Yume-sama. Local reporters inform us she has written approximentally 6 pages of this, and is soon to type it up and send to Yume-sama on deviantart. Now, time for the weather with our meteoroligist, Bob. Bob? --- Thanks, Kokuei. Today's weakly weather calls for some patchy skies and a fifty percent chance of IN. YOUR. FACE!!!! (points and dances. After a while, stops. clears throat)Now, back to you, Anchor woman. ---- Thanks, Bob. In recent reports, Kokuei is planning on buying one of her best friends, Kyle, next year. Here's our interview with the boy. ---
Lady: "So, how do you feel about being bid on, starting on one dollar???"
Kyle: "...... . .. .... ...I LIKE CHEESE!!"
Lady: "... And what are your thoughts on that?"
Kyle: ".... .. ...... .... ..Nothing!!!!"
Lady: "... I see. Do you have anything in particluar to say to the people?"
Kyle: "... What people? Who's HE?" points to camera man.
Lady: "That's our camera man, Jim. Now, please, is there anything on the subject, you would like to say?"
Kyle: Walks over to Jim. "WHOAAAAAH!!!! JIM!!!! It's been so looong!!! How long has it been?? Two, three yeeeears?!!!"
Jim: "W-What?? I don't know you, get away from me! Don't look at the camera! Just... go talk to the lady."
Kyle: "..... .. ...oh, I see how it is.....fine. you wanna play hard ball. I'll play hardball." walks back. "See who cracks first."
Lady: "Okay, now, back on the subject, Kyle, what are your thoughts on Kokuei-san buying you for sell-a-senior-day?"
Kyle: "Gee, I don't know much about that, just that she's planning on getting me into a scuba suit, and making me wear a sombrero, sunglasses, rollarblades, and a leash for her to drag me with, though that might prove problematic, since I'm also going to be pulling her in a little red waggon all day during school which will be dragging pop cans that'll be making noise as we run along our bussiness. Such business as making me dance on several varieties of tables, desks, and such, running around the school yelling 'I'm a ninja' at the top of my lungs and singing very catchy songs such as 'The ebay song', 'I like to move it', and 'i'm a barbie girl'. It'll REALLY be a day to remember. BUT...! What I DO KNOW is that JIM IS A JERK WHO NEEDS TO DIE!!!! YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!! DO YOU GET THIS AT ALL?!!!!! I'M GONNA GO AQUAMAN ON YOUR ASS, NOW!!!!!!YOU SLIME BAG OF THILTHY-OOEY-GOOEY-ness!!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!!! YOU JERK!!!! GOD!!" Runs after him.
Lady: "WHAT THE--??! HEY! COME ON, NOW!!"
Jim: running away, camera still rolling, but taping his feet as he runs. "AAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!! AAAH!!!"
Kyle: running REAL fast. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
Lady: chasing after them. "STOP THIS!!! STOP THIS ALREADY! JIM, QUIT RECORDING YOU IDIOT!!!!"

~turns back~
(back to anchor lady, now.)
(laughing with fellow news broadcaters, not knowing that they're back on the air now.) HAHAHA!!! What a RETARD!!! hahaha!!! Stupid JIM!!! He didn't even see it comin'!! hah! yeah! i know! he IS awesome!! hahaaaah!! (looks to another guy) W-what?? we're back on the air? oh, crap!!! (gets back to proffessional) Sorry about that. Anyway... that pretty much concludes todays news. Until next time, I'm an idiot, and aqua man needs to die. See ya.(Dr. Phil music starts playng) (random person:) WHO"S PLAING MUSIC??!!!!!! WE'RE STILL RECORDING!!!! (other random guy:) Hey! Dr. PHIL's on!!!? SWEET!!!!!

lol. I needed to do that. Post news-channel style. (inspired by Yume) Anyway, questions:
1. Have you seen the new avatar episodes???
2. What is up, not the ceiling?
3. Do you REALLY think I'm going to do those things to Kyle?
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

   hey again!!!! retainers are SEXY!!!!!!!!! lol ;3 dead sexy.
lol. that's an inside joke. lol. retainers.... anyway, I haven't been here in a while cuz i barely go on the computer during school and my mom don't let me on computer. What else.... i've gotten in big trouble w/my mom cuz I went to a band practice (Killing Time. band i want to be in) but she didn't allow me to, and didn't give me permission to go. So.... I DID ANYWAY!!!! lol. And now i'm in big trouble and my mom wants me to take a sex test. sigh...... it's. the. worst.......... OMG.... when your mom wants you to get a sex test then you know it's bad. and I'm gonna be grounded for about..... forrever. ...yeah. 6_6; but w/;e. It's not your problem. It's mine!!! ^-^ tee hee! And in the band, we all have stage names. Scott Scott is sex, Sam is Miss Demenor, Steph is Duckie, and I am tape. (just because steph is duckie. get it? Duckie...tape.) nice. But in the band, also, I'm gonna play electric guitar (i"m learning. o yeah.) and back up singer. so..... YES!!!! and even though my mom unapproves it, i'm still gonna be in the band, so HAH!! >.<# lol. And......I'm gonna play @ my high school's talent show and kick ass when i get my gitar solo!!!!!! GUITAR SOLO!!!!!!!! >.<###

Well....lately ive been writing alot of songs, which are turning out pretty good..... and i've been buisy w/ school, so sorry. :(
and, um.... I'm at youth group right now, and..... JORDAN'S here!!! WHOOT!!!! {he's adorable!!! ^-^} teehee!! well, i gotta wrap up. wish i could write more.....

um....fastly...!!!! Sena, I misss u! My life sux and i gots the worst partents, and...! watch me rock the guit.ar!!!!! woot!!! (and i'm getting abetter at drawing. just wait for it curse'll get it sonner or later on here..... yeah....) well, seee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhs! g2g! ^-^ bye!!!

~Uchi8ha Kokuei

p.S.= go on deviantart.com and look up cell 11. that's mine and my bf's Naruto OC's. Check it!!!! bye.
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

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AWE.SOME. .... yes. Value the friendship.

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   "ninjas of the night" ...most baller.

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Underoath "Writing On The Walls" my af song!!!

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Saturday, September 8, 2007

   allo, luvs!!! (no, not diapers...)
i just talked to Sena today, so It's a happy day. Cuz every day's a happy day when you talk to Sena. And I've gotten taller. I'm wearing my "almost pants" but now they fit me like capris! yay!! I'm NOT shrinking!!! ^^ Anyway... for my Kokuei shippuden story, mexyume-chan have concluded, through a remarkable series of events that... I am lava girl and she is Haku 2.0.... ^.^ don't get it...? Well, that's too bad4u... ^_^ Well, most people won't anyway. Cuz me&Yume are psycos under not even our own control. BWAHAHAHA!! Beware! ^^

Anyway.... what else. My new avatar. I love it. Sena/Yume-chan made it! (Alchemist Hitomi). It is most nifty. And the song I've been thinking about lately... not really any, but.... I've been listening to Casting Crowns and Jeremy camp this morning. (It's not morning now... but....e_e; ya know.) Here's the thing you've all ben waitig for: one of my songs!!! Enjoy! ^-^

"Love and Hate" by: Uchiha Kokuei

(chorus:) Where is love,
where is hate, in this fate,
call me down to this place,
I will fly, like a dove,
into the heavens above,
and I am safe now,
I am safe now
from love, (:1/2 of chorus)
and from hate, in this fate,
call me down to this place,
I will fly, like a dove,
into the heavens above,
where I am safe now,
I will be safe now from love. (end of chorus)
(verse 1:) take me to my sancutary,
where all my lies and hate,
will start to deteriate
into fear of love,
inside the eyes of an angel
may they fall out as tears,
and cry themselves to sleep.
No more dreams, please!
I prefer nightmares,
as I fall so deep,
as I get up, I start to creep,
back into my place now, where, I may find peace.
with magic and fairies... my sanctuary.
(chorus until 1/2 point)
(bride:)Call me down to this place,
I will fly like a dove,
but if you love me,
my wings will fall apart!
as simple as a feather,
as bright as the sun!
...burning through my eyes... (full chorus)

Hooray!! And I will eventually get all of my songs on here! Hope you liked it! And please comment it along with these questions:
1. Mario or Link?
2. sharkboy and lava girl? whatdafxup!?
3.If I made a kick-ass manga that is pro. style, do youthink I'd have a chance to actually become a show even though i'm only 15...?
4. I am mottzerella. What type of cheese would YOU be...? lol.

oh, and my pics will come soon!! DO NOT FEAR!!! LAVA GIRL IS HERE!!! >.<
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Sunday, September 2, 2007

   Hey, guys... I'm kinda tired.
I didn't get nuff sleep... -_-zzz

But that's ok, I deal with not sleeping all the time, which makes me nocturnal! HOORAY!! School's gonna start in like, 2 days for me, but I really f=don't care if I'm tired or not the first day, the mere excitement will be there, so i can just stay awake by that... and if the day just ends up being a bummer... well,,, it won't. Cuz I want school to start already. (You must think I'm insane now... e_e) lol. But i just want to see my buds @ school. Even though I don't have any classes with them, or even have the same luch hour, that's ok. I'll just have to learn to get alon... (before i slaughter somebody first...
! BWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! ^-^ well... I won't be on the computer for long, my mom's working, but I WILL be on the otaku like, almost every day starting Sept. 4, so.... you can chatter, ambush me, and pile me up with all your spam mail then!! ^^ (not that I care now...) lol. Anyway... the song that I've been thinking about lately...(this is becoming a habbit. Now every post will have a song.) Is:

"Michi" (to you all) the Naruto Shippuden ending #2. (It's BEAUTIFUL!!! i love it.)

Well, I hope you enjoy my site. You're welcome to add a comment or pm me. Go ahead, I wanna read it. ^^

Questions:
1. Who loves Deidara?
2. when does school start for you & what are your feelings about that subject.
3. Have you met my new freind Kiiromaru???? 9go on his site!!)
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