Friday, October 5, 2007

   I must put post!! I must put post NOW!!!
Hello, and welcome back to the Kokuei show. The show were I talk about Kokuei. My name is Kokuei and I'll be your host for tonight. Previously, about a week ago, Kokuei-san had been informed that she were to be given a so called, "referrel" at school(did i spell that right??? [don't care] Never mind.) Now, Kokuei-san has NEVER gotten one of these "referrels" before, but is now feeling the affects of such a vile and evil punishment. ....She could not go to the homecoming game, which was to be today, still no word on if the home team won, and she had also missed the dance, which is still in progreess. We'd take you live on the scene, but, well... We don't FEEL like it. In OTHER news, recently today, Kokuei had written out most of what is her part for the Issunsakihayame story, lead by her cell mate, Yume-sama. Local reporters inform us she has written approximentally 6 pages of this, and is soon to type it up and send to Yume-sama on deviantart. Now, time for the weather with our meteoroligist, Bob. Bob? --- Thanks, Kokuei. Today's weakly weather calls for some patchy skies and a fifty percent chance of IN. YOUR. FACE!!!! (points and dances. After a while, stops. clears throat)Now, back to you, Anchor woman. ---- Thanks, Bob. In recent reports, Kokuei is planning on buying one of her best friends, Kyle, next year. Here's our interview with the boy. ---
Lady: "So, how do you feel about being bid on, starting on one dollar???"
Kyle: "...... . .. .... ...I LIKE CHEESE!!"
Lady: "... And what are your thoughts on that?"
Kyle: ".... .. ...... .... ..Nothing!!!!"
Lady: "... I see. Do you have anything in particluar to say to the people?"
Kyle: "... What people? Who's HE?" points to camera man.
Lady: "That's our camera man, Jim. Now, please, is there anything on the subject, you would like to say?"
Kyle: Walks over to Jim. "WHOAAAAAH!!!! JIM!!!! It's been so looong!!! How long has it been?? Two, three yeeeears?!!!"
Jim: "W-What?? I don't know you, get away from me! Don't look at the camera! Just... go talk to the lady."
Kyle: "..... .. ...oh, I see how it is.....fine. you wanna play hard ball. I'll play hardball." walks back. "See who cracks first."
Lady: "Okay, now, back on the subject, Kyle, what are your thoughts on Kokuei-san buying you for sell-a-senior-day?"
Kyle: "Gee, I don't know much about that, just that she's planning on getting me into a scuba suit, and making me wear a sombrero, sunglasses, rollarblades, and a leash for her to drag me with, though that might prove problematic, since I'm also going to be pulling her in a little red waggon all day during school which will be dragging pop cans that'll be making noise as we run along our bussiness. Such business as making me dance on several varieties of tables, desks, and such, running around the school yelling 'I'm a ninja' at the top of my lungs and singing very catchy songs such as 'The ebay song', 'I like to move it', and 'i'm a barbie girl'. It'll REALLY be a day to remember. BUT...! What I DO KNOW is that JIM IS A JERK WHO NEEDS TO DIE!!!! YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!! DO YOU GET THIS AT ALL?!!!!! I'M GONNA GO AQUAMAN ON YOUR ASS, NOW!!!!!!YOU SLIME BAG OF THILTHY-OOEY-GOOEY-ness!!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!!! YOU JERK!!!! GOD!!" Runs after him.
Lady: "WHAT THE--??! HEY! COME ON, NOW!!"
Jim: running away, camera still rolling, but taping his feet as he runs. "AAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!! AAAH!!!"
Kyle: running REAL fast. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
Lady: chasing after them. "STOP THIS!!! STOP THIS ALREADY! JIM, QUIT RECORDING YOU IDIOT!!!!"

~turns back~
(back to anchor lady, now.)
(laughing with fellow news broadcaters, not knowing that they're back on the air now.) HAHAHA!!! What a RETARD!!! hahaha!!! Stupid JIM!!! He didn't even see it comin'!! hah! yeah! i know! he IS awesome!! hahaaaah!! (looks to another guy) W-what?? we're back on the air? oh, crap!!! (gets back to proffessional) Sorry about that. Anyway... that pretty much concludes todays news. Until next time, I'm an idiot, and aqua man needs to die. See ya.(Dr. Phil music starts playng) (random person:) WHO"S PLAING MUSIC??!!!!!! WE'RE STILL RECORDING!!!! (other random guy:) Hey! Dr. PHIL's on!!!? SWEET!!!!!

lol. I needed to do that. Post news-channel style. (inspired by Yume) Anyway, questions:
1. Have you seen the new avatar episodes???
2. What is up, not the ceiling?
3. Do you REALLY think I'm going to do those things to Kyle?
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