Monday, August 8, 2005

   Ass like that
Quotable quotes:"Weiners, weiners, weiners! Put 'em in your mouth!"--narukogirl, but I think she said she got it off a show called 'Undergrads'.
Listening to:"F.O.D."--Green Day.

This is a hilarious song by...who else but Eminem?! It's meant to critisize all the underage girls with the huge asses who dance around in practically nothing in order to make their music more 'popular'. Popular to guys and lezes, yeah! But none of us straight chicks wanna see underage girls doing sexually linked dances in videos! God! It's annoying!

Ass like that
Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING
I don't believe it,
it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves,
she's like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE...
DA DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done, not til I'm finished peeing
I'm not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees, I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I'm sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love it.

The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
DA DOING DOING DOING

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so lonesome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE...
DA DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Geeze! I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I?m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie's PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, He's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo Jo
Police saying, FREEZE...
DA DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a wiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don't think my joke is working
I must flee quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down

The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING

And there it is. It carries Eminem's message in a humourous way.
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   The alone song
Quotable quotes:"Britney Spears has shoulders like a man, and I can say it in your face cause there's a puppet on my hand."--"Ass like that.", Eminem.
Listening to: "Ass like that"--Eminem.
This is a hdden trach on the Green Day album, 'dookie'.

"The alone song"
by Tre Cool
Hidden track on dookie

"I was alone
I was all by myself
No-one was loookin'
I was thinkin' of you
Oh, yeah did I mention
I was all by myself
All by myself
All by myself
All by myself

I went to your house
But no-one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
such wonderful times
when I'm all by myself
All by myself."

Tre wrote this song and played guitar and sang it. It's quite funny.
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   Bud and Dan Lee
Quotable quotes:"Don't tell me what i can and can't do, Jimmy. I'd rather die myself than watch an innocent child die at the hand of a homicidal rapist"--"A Tragic Case of my Reality",psycogreendayfan, Cara Richardson. This is a story I'm reading on Quizilla.
Listening to:--"Photograph", Nickelback.

Two days ago, two friends of my family died.
This is my tribute.
I just wanna pay a tribute to my mom's deceased friend, Dan Lee.
August 6th, 2005.
Nobody ever knew it would happen. On a bright, beautiful summers' day, two planes collided on Barrie's Kempenfelt Bay. This mid-air horror ended in the death of two. The pilot, being Dan Lee, and his dad, Bud Lee. These two had worked a Kolmar of Canada Inc., therefore, having relations with my mom, Kathy.
I actually know very little about him, so I can't write a very good tribute.
But, as the planes went down, Bud's wife and Dan's mother saw it from her cottage.
The suprising thing is, the pilot of the other plane suffered from a SORE KNEE. In comparison, it's astounding. Two dead, and the other is a bit stiff. The two were hard-working, and understanding, and extremely co-operative co-workers. It's unfortunate that such a tradgedy occured on such a beautiful day, and to such kind people.
The only thing left, were the platoons.
Dan Lee, August 6th, 2005.
Bud Lee, August 6th, 2005.
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Sunday, August 7, 2005

   I'm inspired!
I was inspired by my insane love for music to record what song I'm listening to everytime I post. Yay! Go me! So, at the beginning of every post, I'll put the following:
Listening to:(this is my current one) Boulevard of Broken Dreams-Green Day.
And that's how it shall happen! Just mentioning....
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   Quotable Quotes.
I just got my hair dyed. I hate to slip into narukogirl's lingo, but it's like, uber-black. Well....technically, it's black-blue. Cause I had brown hair, so it went a little blue. I also had red highlights, so it's got burgendy-ish spots in it. And I had blonde highlights, so it's got...Get this, SILVER streaks in it. It's totally rad. Perfect for the Green Day concert on the 12th. I also talked to Billie Joe a little while ago, and he said I was too obsessed over them....Ah, well, s'what I do...
Anyways, the point of my post, I want to post some quotable quotes!
"Iron what?! Iron f****** Maiden!!"--It was like, on the radio.
"You can't spell crap without rap."--That's my quote.
"My religion is based on Star Wars."--Mike dirnt, Green Day.
"They should legalize all drugs. Do it! Do it!"--Tre Cool, Green Day.
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American who's impersonating an Englishman."--Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day.
"If looks could kill they probably will."--"Games without frontiers", Peter Gabriel.
"What doesn't kill you makes you stornger."--"Quiver", Tyler Connolly, Theory of a Deadman.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash."--"Jumpin' Jack Flash", Mick Jagger, The Rolling Stones.
"We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year-after-year."--"Wish you were here", Roger Waters, Pink Floyd.
"Curiostity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."--"From a Buick 8", Stephen King. (I dunno where this originated, but I read it in this book, and liked it.)
"Whatever floats your boat, b'y."--I made this. It's pronounced as Newfies pronouce 'boy'. Except it sounds like 'by'.
"T'ree t'ousand t'ree-hundred and t-irty-t'ree and a t'urd on T'ursday, yes b'y."--It's my fave quote. I made it up to mock my dad's Newfie accent, but I have one, too, so I shouldn't be mocking....
"I'm gonna be as good a father as that guy off Star Trek!"-scene cuts to the Star Trek episode-"Here son, go into the incharted universe and bring this 50-year-old, boy hungry pedophile with you."--Peter Griffin, Family Guy. It's like the future....
Sasuke's dad (Yes, I know his name is Fugaku.): Here, Sasuke, hate your awesome brother and go train with this 50-year-old, boy-hungry pedophile.
Orochimaru: *suddenly appears*
Then, there's always,
"Am I just paraniod? I'm just stoned."--"Basket Case", Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day.
"I'm not just a pervert, I'm a SUPER PERVERT!!!"--Jiraiya.
"Je suis un pervert."--Jono, my friend. We were in French class, and Jono just stood up and announced this.
"Jive turkey!"--Jono.
"I'm crippled, now feel sorry for me, goddammit!"--Me. I sprained my ankle at a party on the last day of school, so I started saying this.
"She was raped."--I have no idea when I first heard this! It was just so freaking funny!!!
"It's nucking futs!"--Dickie Roberts.
"Shizit!"--Dickie Roberts.
"Itachi's a raper/pedophile/MJ!"--My friend narukogirl. She made it up when I wrote a story about Itachi. And, by 'MJ', we mean Micheal Jackson.
"Life's a bitch, slap her!"--Dunno..
"Mickeal Jackson carries an umbrella so his face won't melt!"--me. I just suddenly said it.
"He's the lord of plastic!"--Me. Refers to MJ, still.
"Canadian girls kick ass!"--My charm bracelet. It's like, rad.
"She's drunk."--I have no idea. It's just funny....
"Young Thunder! AHHH!!!"--Me. 'Young Thunder' is the English translation to Jiraiya's name.
"There's a fat Elvis, and a skinny Elvis, short Elvis, tall Elvis, black Elvis, white Elvis..."--I said this when I was like, 6. We drove through Collingwood during the Collingwood Elvis Festival, and i was amazed.
"Elvi."--Al Brown, Rock95. it's the plural term for 'Elvis'.
"Sex in a car, sex under a car, sex in water, sex in a bed, sex on the floor, sex on a couch, sex under a couch...."--Me. My brother (Older, might I add) laughed at the word 'sex' when it came on TV, so me and mom started saying this.
"Inu Yasha's a faggot."--Shannon, narukogirl's mom. She just said that, and it was funny! I'm not being offensive to Inu Yasha fans, though.
Man, can't think of anymore.
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Saturday, August 6, 2005

   DUDE!
GREEN DAY IS AWESOME!!! I'm going to see them with my mom, my friends narukogirl, Vall, Shelby, Jono Katie and narukogirl's mom, Shannon. It's gonna be awesome! 6 more day! Next Friday, Green day rocks Molson's park, Barrie ontario, Canada, and I'm Gonna be there!!! YAAAAY!!!
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Saturday, July 30, 2005

   I'm back!
I just hacked onto narukogirl's site! I'm glad to be back on home turf. LOL
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Friday, July 29, 2005

   Yo.
Just checkin in. I'm now officially on habbo. You see, narukogirl's computer is slow! So I can't talk to her yet onhabbo. Tis evil.
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Thursday, July 28, 2005

   Yes, that's right...My smiley is SO innocent...
Goddammit! I never stalked narukogirl! I just...kinda..Watched her sleep. What's so stalker-ish about that?! God, I like watching people when they sleep!
I only stalk Itach-I mean...Nobody. Yeah, nobody. *cough* Nobody.
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

   Aniki
This is my poem I wrote a long, long time ago. It's dedicated to all Itachi fans. Especially my friends NarutoBlackmail, Uchiha-Itachi, and to my best friend, narukogirl. It's a tribute the the Uchiha brothers.

Aniki
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You know...I betrayed you
To ensure that you were the one who
Took my life away from me
How am I so blind not to see?
The death sentence I gave myself
By placing my order on a shelf
In your mind, so young and free
To be the one to steal from me
The possession that I treasure most
That allows me to look out at a coast
And enjoy the beauty, majesty, and grace
With a smile occupying my face
For the smile to suddenly turn down
And form into a frown.
I killed our parents on that day,
Just so that you could stay
And hate me for the rest of your life,
With my fate resting on the blade of a kunai knife.
My foolish little brother, I told you to kill
The ones you loved to send a chill
Through your soul, body, and mind.
You look past, behind.
To see our parents' lives snatched away
By the one who betrayed
Out family, village, and clan
On that night I fled, and ran.
Only to return when you least expect.
I am the one you paid the most respect.
Until I killed
Some of our village's most skilled
The entire Uchiha clan,
And then I ran.
But only after I told you,
I revealed no clue
Of the true pain I feel deep within
During my absence you managed to win
The entire village's admiration
Only because of your situation
A child prodigy, just like me
Am I too blind to see?
I burdened you, I made you cry
With my heart as black as the night sky
I'm an evil fiend, feared by all
The one you used to call....
Aniki.
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Yeah, that's it. This is the entire effort of a half an hour. Yeah, I love to write. Anyways, bye,
~uchihachik~
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