Sunday, August 7, 2005

   Quotable Quotes.
I just got my hair dyed. I hate to slip into narukogirl's lingo, but it's like, uber-black. Well....technically, it's black-blue. Cause I had brown hair, so it went a little blue. I also had red highlights, so it's got burgendy-ish spots in it. And I had blonde highlights, so it's got...Get this, SILVER streaks in it. It's totally rad. Perfect for the Green Day concert on the 12th. I also talked to Billie Joe a little while ago, and he said I was too obsessed over them....Ah, well, s'what I do...
Anyways, the point of my post, I want to post some quotable quotes!
"Iron what?! Iron f****** Maiden!!"--It was like, on the radio.
"You can't spell crap without rap."--That's my quote.
"My religion is based on Star Wars."--Mike dirnt, Green Day.
"They should legalize all drugs. Do it! Do it!"--Tre Cool, Green Day.
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American who's impersonating an Englishman."--Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day.
"If looks could kill they probably will."--"Games without frontiers", Peter Gabriel.
"What doesn't kill you makes you stornger."--"Quiver", Tyler Connolly, Theory of a Deadman.
"Jumpin' Jack Flash."--"Jumpin' Jack Flash", Mick Jagger, The Rolling Stones.
"We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year-after-year."--"Wish you were here", Roger Waters, Pink Floyd.
"Curiostity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."--"From a Buick 8", Stephen King. (I dunno where this originated, but I read it in this book, and liked it.)
"Whatever floats your boat, b'y."--I made this. It's pronounced as Newfies pronouce 'boy'. Except it sounds like 'by'.
"T'ree t'ousand t'ree-hundred and t-irty-t'ree and a t'urd on T'ursday, yes b'y."--It's my fave quote. I made it up to mock my dad's Newfie accent, but I have one, too, so I shouldn't be mocking....
"I'm gonna be as good a father as that guy off Star Trek!"-scene cuts to the Star Trek episode-"Here son, go into the incharted universe and bring this 50-year-old, boy hungry pedophile with you."--Peter Griffin, Family Guy. It's like the future....
Sasuke's dad (Yes, I know his name is Fugaku.): Here, Sasuke, hate your awesome brother and go train with this 50-year-old, boy-hungry pedophile.
Orochimaru: *suddenly appears*
Then, there's always,
"Am I just paraniod? I'm just stoned."--"Basket Case", Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day.
"I'm not just a pervert, I'm a SUPER PERVERT!!!"--Jiraiya.
"Je suis un pervert."--Jono, my friend. We were in French class, and Jono just stood up and announced this.
"Jive turkey!"--Jono.
"I'm crippled, now feel sorry for me, goddammit!"--Me. I sprained my ankle at a party on the last day of school, so I started saying this.
"She was raped."--I have no idea when I first heard this! It was just so freaking funny!!!
"It's nucking futs!"--Dickie Roberts.
"Shizit!"--Dickie Roberts.
"Itachi's a raper/pedophile/MJ!"--My friend narukogirl. She made it up when I wrote a story about Itachi. And, by 'MJ', we mean Micheal Jackson.
"Life's a bitch, slap her!"--Dunno..
"Mickeal Jackson carries an umbrella so his face won't melt!"--me. I just suddenly said it.
"He's the lord of plastic!"--Me. Refers to MJ, still.
"Canadian girls kick ass!"--My charm bracelet. It's like, rad.
"She's drunk."--I have no idea. It's just funny....
"Young Thunder! AHHH!!!"--Me. 'Young Thunder' is the English translation to Jiraiya's name.
"There's a fat Elvis, and a skinny Elvis, short Elvis, tall Elvis, black Elvis, white Elvis..."--I said this when I was like, 6. We drove through Collingwood during the Collingwood Elvis Festival, and i was amazed.
"Elvi."--Al Brown, Rock95. it's the plural term for 'Elvis'.
"Sex in a car, sex under a car, sex in water, sex in a bed, sex on the floor, sex on a couch, sex under a couch...."--Me. My brother (Older, might I add) laughed at the word 'sex' when it came on TV, so me and mom started saying this.
"Inu Yasha's a faggot."--Shannon, narukogirl's mom. She just said that, and it was funny! I'm not being offensive to Inu Yasha fans, though.
Man, can't think of anymore.
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