Monday, August 8, 2005

   Ass like that
Quotable quotes:"Weiners, weiners, weiners! Put 'em in your mouth!"--narukogirl, but I think she said she got it off a show called 'Undergrads'.
Listening to:"F.O.D."--Green Day.

This is a hilarious song by...who else but Eminem?! It's meant to critisize all the underage girls with the huge asses who dance around in practically nothing in order to make their music more 'popular'. Popular to guys and lezes, yeah! But none of us straight chicks wanna see underage girls doing sexually linked dances in videos! God! It's annoying!

Ass like that
Eminem
The way you shake it
I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING
I don't believe it,
it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves,
she's like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE...
DA DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done, not til I'm finished peeing
I'm not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees, I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I'm sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love it.

The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
DA DOING DOING DOING

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so lonesome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE...
DA DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Geeze! I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I?m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie's PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, He's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo Jo
Police saying, FREEZE...
DA DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a wiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don't think my joke is working
I must flee quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down

The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go
DA DOING DOING DOING

And there it is. It carries Eminem's message in a humourous way.
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