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Friday, October 14, 2005


   Dad's quotes!
Listening To: "Higher"--Creed
Quotable Quotes: "Fish in a trap. Fish in a trap."--My friend, Vall.

As we all know, our dads are some of the funniest people we know. Or...at least, my dad is.

Here's some of his quotable Quotes:

Dad: "Actually, Kate, there is no Dark Side Of The Moon."
Me: "Of course there is!"
Dad: "No human has ever seen it, therefore, it doesn't exist."
Me: "So its one of those "If a tree falls in the forest and no-one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?" kinda things?"
Dad: "Yep."
[He was OBSESSED with saying this for a day and a half. And he's still going on about it, starting all his sentences with "Actually, Kate..." and stuff! Its hilarious!]

My mom: "What are gonna do today?"
Dad: "The same thing I do everyday. When I try to take over the world."
Me: *laughs*
[Its Pinky and the Brain! One is a genius, the other's insane! *goes on singing the theme song!*]

Someone: "Your puppie's so cute! What's her name?"
Dad: "Hinduro Stasha Mookmock."
Someone: "What?"
Dad: "Hinduro Stasha Mookmock."
Someone: "No, really. What's her name?"
Dad: Her full name is "Hinduro Stasha Mookmock."."
Someone: "Uhh...nickname?"
Dad: "Sasha."

"The dog thinks she's a cat..."

"They're always after me Lucky Charms!"

uchiha: Yo! My dad's cool!

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