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Monday, February 9, 2004


A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first
grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO
BABY TALK.

You need to use "Big People Words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said "No you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use big
people words!"

She then asked Alex what he had done.

"I read a book" he replied

"That's wonderful!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with
great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

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