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Friday, July 9, 2004


   Aggravation to the umpth degree
So I finally, FINALLY beat Nosferatu: the Wratch of Malachi. I only lost one family member on my own (can't say much else, or it'll be a spoiler). Go me, right? Well I beat Dracula (after dying the first time...turns out you have to run around the room (avoiding HUGE metal meat hooks by the way) flip some levers, focusing the sunlight into the center of the room, and then you have to lure Dracula into the sunbeam...it's really easy...for being undead, he sure is DUMB!). Then I go fight Malachi...not an easy task. I died twice because the idiot character can't run more than three steps without slowing down.
But that's not the point! The point is, I finally beat Malachi, and I get a "Hey, thanks for saving the world! Sorry about all the heartache, but you know it was for the good of humanity, right? THE END" GARGH! What the hell kind of ending is that? Who the hell designs such an infuriating game, and doesn't even give you a kickass ending? Those rat bastard nerds at IGames can all just kiss my big white ass. Damn nerds--they can sure screw up a game. There was so much potential! SO MUCH FREAKIN POTENTIAL AND IT ALL WENT TO CRAP! GARGH, I PAID $20 FOR THIS FRIGGING MIGRAINE-INDUCER! GARGH!
I'm okay now. I promise. But I'll warn you now--if you prefer violence to plot (or at least violence to puzzles), DO NOT BUY Nosferatu: the Wrath of Malachi. Borrow it from a friend who was dumb enough to buy it. Oh wait...that's illegal, isn't it? Well don't get caught if you're going to do it. ^^


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I know this feeling. I know it well.





Certificate of Marriage


This is to certify that


Ayami Michigaki
and
Zechs Merquise


Were united in Marriage

on the 12th day of July 2004


MYFC

This'll make me feel better.

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