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Monday, August 2, 2004


   What a waste of six bucks!
So I saw the Village. Ed was right--M. Night Shamylan just gets worse and worse! 6th Sense--Excellent. Unbreakable--never saw it. Signs--crap fest. The Village--even worse than Signs! Oh my frigging God! It was soooo horrible! Absolutely horrible! I'm going to spoil it for everyone now and save them the cost of a ticket.

There are no monsters. The "bad color" is a metaphor for blood and violence. The blind chick marries the dude. The MR man dies in a hole in the middle of the woods. Turns out the people AREN'T Amish--it's just a community in the middle of a wildlife refuge that was started by a group of people who wanted to escape the violence of the modern world. I think that's about it. The movie was just long huge winding metaphor for a bunch of crap that really doesn't matter.

Those bastards lured me into the theater under false pretenses! I was expecting a nice scary movie. I get a stupid philosophical piece of crap. It sucked! I hate foreign art films! The Village was even more boring than the fourth Harry Potter movie. I was almost asleep by the end.

DO NOT GO SEE THE VILLAGE! If you like searching for meaning in films, then by all means. But if you go to a movie to be entertained, RUN AWAY!

Good news is, the next Resident Evil (Resident Evil Apocalypse) is coming out in September! Yay! Now there's a movie without any artsy fartsy pretense. Just a good old-fashioned slaughterfest with zombies and guns and some explosions! Yay! ^^

When Alien v. Predator comes out, me whole family is going to see it. It's our lil bonding thing before I go away to college! We leave on the 22nd, and my Internet Service is being cut on the 20th, so there's probably going to be a week-long stretch of nothing. I'm really sorry about that! But as soon as I'm situated, you all can be caught up on my fun-fun-wacky college adventures! ^^

Hello Kitty Pocky! You're flat out weird, and
somewhat unknown, since i haven't even seen you
in Sanrio stores. You, however, are the
omnipotent kitty of OZ and all shall bow down
before your immense Bran-muffiny-ness.


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