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• none-of ur bissness

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• 1990-03-30
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• hiding in a no reality zone to escape my human world of normality.
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• 2005-06-20
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• hmm....let me think...i...fell off a cliff and the only thing i lost was my body!
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• before the begining of time!!!
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• most ex:yu yu hakusho and inuyasha
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• controlling the normal people species!!!
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• drawing,creating chaos,writing,annoying people out of their minds!
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• drawing,......and knowing wat 2+2 is......... 64




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Tuesday, August 2, 2005

   blonde jokes..and im a blonde???!!!!
ok..i thought today i would make fun of myself and put up some blonde jokes and insults of things!
k i hope you guys like them!!!
1.Earth is full. Go home.
2.I highly reccomend this web site, www.plasticsurgery.com to you. After a couple grand worth of work, who knows? You might even look as good as me.
3.Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
4.A blonde goes to the movies, her boyfriend asks if she wants any thing to eat, she says yes M&Ms. So he goes to get her some M&Ms. He comes back with the M&Ms and gives them to her, she opens up the bag and pulls out all the brown ones and gives it to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked why she gave him all the brown ones, and she said "Oh I'm allergic to chocolate."
5.A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "I have a hanger you can use."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing, he heard another voice from a blonde inside the car. "No, no! A little to the left."
6.There is a mirror that sucks in people that lie. A red hed walks up and says "I think I am the smartest girl in the world." and she gets sucked in. A brunette walks up and says "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world." and she gets sucked in. Then, a blonde walks up and says "I think...I think...AHHHHHH!!!!" and she gets sucked in.
there,thats all i'm going to put in right now...im getting tired of making fun of my haircolor...and me
byezzz!
*-*:: the face is a blonde too!
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