Birthday 1989-10-16 Gender
Female Location dude i've upgraded to sunny Cali boooyahhhhhh Member Since 2005-02-09 Occupation walking around looking crazed, being...occupied Real Name i lost my name tag...bird?
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Achievements i...survived(?) boot camp Anime Fan Since i'm telling why? Favorite Anime Inu, YuYu, FMA, most DanyandDany works...fruits basket&Doujinshi Goals survive myself, become Kenshin's twin...WHAT??? ALL I NEED ARE THE EYES!!! Hobbies living....in safety from angry readers... Talents @_@ ummmmmmm..........drawing, losing my touch with reality....or is that a preferance?
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KONNICHIWA MY BELOVEDS!!!! my DSL still sucks so it's 5:36 am right now...37...anyway Lady Sesshy's here, no she hasn't died from embarrassment yet, but i'll get her somehow...
Oddly enough, the Driver Ed teacher called yesterday...I GET TO START DRIVING! yippie? who knows...7-9 today...i'll only drive about an hour. approximately...with all the turns i never practiced...in the about 4-5 hours that i drove w/ my parents, never once did we even talk about a U-turn...my problem starts with the Y-turn...i don't back up. it's like Bill off of Blue Collar: There's no backin' it up.
Uhh...out of things to say...other than i had to change the bg for the simple fact that Yoko shouldn't ever be THAT femine...Long hair stays, flipping the long hair goes...
Yoko: Kuro why are you up so early?
Kuro: Because i am...i always am what are you smoking?
Yoko: *shrugs* normally you just read though...or clean...
Kuro: well...DSL sucks and i wanted to see Lestat.
Yoko: He lives with us...
Kuro: fine, i wanted to see Tom Cruise poorly act like Lestat so the real Lestat, Julie and i could make fun of him.
Lestat: It was Interview with the Vampire, not Queen of the Damned...
Kuro: did you notice that they completely skipped your book?
Lestat: *whining* I know. They make so many damned Bond movies but they don't want one about the Vampric James Bond...
Kuro: It's okay French Wine, there's plenty of people who are angry too...
Yoko: ........why does he get a pet name?
Lady Fluffy: Because he's special and you're not.
Kuro: No, that's not it. It's because Lestat and i have a...well...hmm...can't really say relationship...
i hate E-wood...i have absolutely nothing to do but chores and cutting vinyl...and i hate our internet connection, for some strange reason it slows down and eventually stops from 10:00a to about 4:00p it's a load of bull...but i have other things to do on the computer so i'll see you guys later...
I'd have a longer post, but there's not much to say...other than i didn't start my last post metioning you, my beloveds, and ending without you...i'm such a freak sometimes...that would explain why i'm left all alone here in E-wood...Kerstin's here...but busy...T_T i'm all alone...but that's okay! I have the PetShop of Horrors to rely on!!!
KONNICHIWA BELOVEDS!!!!! today we have a special guest!!! THE SMEXY (yes this is spelled correctly) COUNT D!!!
Count: Smexy?
Kuro: The count here supplies rare and exotic species of all kinds via his family petshop in Chinatown, right Count? ^_~ (and Yoko's in the kitchen so there's nothing to worry about...)
Count: Right. our job is to make your dreams and desires reality...*sniffs* Is that...*sniffs again* Legacy Chocolate truffles???
Kuro: *whips out box* OF COURSE!!! such a sharp nose Count...each one is 85% pure chocolate...you have to try the Brandy one...
Count: *flipping out* THEY'RE ALL INDIVIDUALLY PACKAGED TOO!!! THE FLAVORS ARE TRUE LEGACY!!!
Yoko: *walks in & gives deep death glare to Count*
Count: *gasp* is that a silver kitsune????
Kuro: hmmm? Yep!
Count: WOW Kuro, i don't know what to be more impressed with. You're choice of chocolate or pets...
Kuro: he's not exactly my pet...he more like my-
Yoko: Boyfriend.
Count: *looking for another piece of chocolate* Wonder what the little ones will look like...^^ i hope they have their mother's eyes...
Kuro: ^^
Yoko: And they'll look nothing like you, Count...
Count: that's harsh. I was just giving a compliment...
Yoko: *glare*
Kuro: Yoko be nice to our guest.
Yoko: As long as he leaves...
Count&Kuro: 0_o
(anyway here's the beginning to Ep 3...if it works)
Monday: fine, good weather, mildly good day with pygmies Tuesday: late/bad start around 9:30, light headed all day, periodic bleeding of my ear...(this one i still haven't figured out, and it lasted all night so my pillow case is recked) pygmies unusually rash... Today: well can't say much other than my ear is still bleeding at 8:10 am, late start (i'm soooo ashamed) 8:00 am.
oh well...can't change the past. It's cooling down up...or...down cuz i'm in a valley...today. lately it's been towards the 90's and now in the 70-80's...i'm kindof bummed out about that...oh well much needed rain is SUPPOSED to come save the local crops...
I've been left behind...again. Nani is in D.C. and now Lady Fluffy is on this trip with her mom...Misstriss de Noche is all i have left in this stupid little town...Julie if you magically read this, tell me where the hell my book & dvd are...i would like to read it again, and angie's getting pissy ("YOU LET YOUR FRIENDS BORROW MOVIES AND DON'T ASK FOR THEM BACK? THAT ONE IS BRAND NEW, AND YOU KNOW THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT!!!") *cat hisses at statement* cranky...anywayz the book is soon due back, so either hurry home or tell me where a spare key is. thanks!
I'm getting bored with how this summer is going. the only time i can see my friends the pygmies are around so we can't really talk...the world knows that anyone under the age of 12 is a taperecorder that's set to automatically play back everything out of context at first sight of parental units...that's life with siblings. so, why not throw a party? what's wrong with that? oh yeah, this undeadloner has to work the entire MN state fair...at the very least i'll be able to see Poison in concert...maybe a few others...but other than that it'll be 12 days of either 6 or 12 hours of dressing up giddy tourists in dresses that clearly have never seen a washing machine. I only say 6 or 12 because there will be 4 people working in the same spot, and only 2 can really fit. so our boss, Scot Henry came up with the perfect idea that the 2 Iowa State fair girls will work all 12 hours, where as my friend and i will switch off one day 6, next day 12 etc. i can't really say that i'm complaining about that...but if you've ever stayed in heritage square for longer than an hour, you WILL have cravings for all the weird a** food there...although there are some booths to blow off $30-40...like the hot sauce... literally gallons of hot sauce from around the world! ^^ the people there are great you can get little tester BBQ wings with any sauce...limit of 5, if they remember your face ^_~ hehe! anywayz i'm done with that one, then there's this other booth with all these syrups for coffe...such as pre-blended irish cream, this stuff from Brazil that looks like maple syrup, but it's kind of fruity tasting...and it's slightly bitter...but it tastes good in poorly made english black tea...OH and there's this one that looks like an old West saloon, everyone in costumes & stuff, but they do this musical play thing every couple of hours, then go back to being a bar. Heritage square shuts down at 9 with most of midway to reduce noise collusion with the concert that starts around 7 for the opening act the good stuff doesn't start until 9-ish and ends around 11:30, so the fireworks every night go off at midnight, or 11:58 on my dad's work clock. you know i think this is enough useless information for you...
uh...i don't have much else to say...except the series Alichino MUST NOT DIE AT ONLY 4!!!!!! IT'S TOO GOTH TO DIE YOUNG!!! *gasp* i sound emo...MUST STOP! but seriously only 4 volumes? oh well, i now have petshop of horrors to keep me occupied...for awhile...
Yoko: I'm not sure i like that series...
Kuro: He's only jealous because i think that the shop keeper is cool and the doberman, Dreizehn (german for 13...huh?) in his human form is kinda hot.
Yoko: Damn dogs...
Kuro: OH and the Strelitzia is awesome! was awesome...until its bride ATE HIM!!! the little b**** ...food for the baby my a**...^^ and the basilisk was beautifly drawn...*continues talking about 1st volume*
Yoko: ....like that one wasn't bad enough i had the odd urge to read Only the Ring Finger Knows and find out what this Yaoi manga was...that's a nice conversation with her..."why are you reading this?", "it's a hobby.", "you get mad if i look at playboy...", "this is different..." humf....the only thing different is there's less skin.
Kuro: ...why are you so jealous? besides, it's not like i'd jump into the story myself, or invite them over...i'm loyal to you, and i love you...
Yoko: sure you are...
Kuro: *pouting* you don't trust me? why can't i tease?
Yoko: *sigh* I trust you...but you worry me when you tease like that...
Kuro: *messing with Yoko's ears* then i'll tease in other ways...say...did your hair get shorter?
KONNICHIWA MY BELOVEDS!!!!!! it's now 6:53 am, but i've visited a load of sites already...but since i have a bunch of other things to do i can't stay too long...
todays useless news: i don't know why but i'm still wearing my PJs and they consist of my old practice Gi and pants that say "i see london, i see france" hmm...maybe i'm losing my sense of reality again...If it wasn't for these damned clouds the sunrise this morning would have been awesome! it finished up raining not too long b4, but the second the sun started over the hills it was lost in the coulds...YOU DAMN CLOUDS YOU'RE JUST LIKE FINAL FANTASY CLOUD ALWAYS RECKING MY FUN...^_~ or making Sephy mad...MOVING ON! my tea is now cold. not like you care...it was hot when i made it at 5:13...oh well...it's mostly gone anyway... I've given up on Dungeon Siege...i have myself trapped and will die anyway...so for the creators of Dungeon Siege YOU SUCK LIBERAL D--
Marius: *slaps hand over Kuro's mouth* stop it. You know i don't approve of-
Kuro: *slapping hand away* yeah, yeah...Roman...I know...
useless news over...lets talk about my theme...I'm not sure how long i'll be keeping Yoko alone as the background...he's starting to scare me with the "i'm gonna be in the sears catalog this year" hair flip...it's cute every now and then...but...well yea...but the avi is here to stay for good. i won't say why, but some of you will recognize who it is and understand...Dr. Jez may stay as post background for awhile...maybe...*receives odd looks* what? Just because he kills people and keeps their eyes in jars doesn't make him THAT bad of a person...^_~ besides if Hari keeps up his bad attitude, Dr. Jez will be coming over to be a live-in doctor...^^ OOOOHHH ANOTHER BISHIE IN THE CASTLE!!! I KNOW HE'LL LOVE IT! besides...he's got connections to Jack the Ripper...soon i won't have to do the dirty work anymore...
oh well...i have to go exercise now. Hell week bounces up from nowhere in West Point...i have to be ready...i already know i can make it in smarts...but not in physical health...i guess that's one of the problems of being a geek...you can't run 18 miles....well...without stopping...
KONNICHIWA AND GOOD MORNING!!!!! (i got up late...5:43 to be exact...and i'm hyper now...wonder why...) I changed the bg and stuff just to hold you guys off for awhile...i'm having issues getting time on the computer...
in other news..allergies still suck...we have too many cats...our dog has been farting all damn night and the house reeks to no end (not only is our dog a lab, but one that's realllllllllllly fat, at least, repeat LEAST, 70-80 lbs.) the game Dungeon Siege is still kicking my ass...cheats and all...if my stepmom didn't play the damn thing every now and then i'd chuck it out into the street and feel sorry for the next person who loses over 500 mb of memory just to open the damn game... I've actually started to go around and comment!!! people be proud that i can surf myO and still get my Cinderella-long list of chores done, PLUS cutting vinyl logos to sell for my spanish club. I figure that if i can't go, i might as well help those who can...AND THIS FUCKING KEYBOARD IS PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!! Our god damn 90-sumthin year old house is sinking at 2 different angles and here in the damn office our only open space for a key board is a roll out surface and it keeps fricking moving when i'm trying to type...>< FUCKER!!! *coughs* happy thoughts....or just something random like anger management: I FEEL PRETTY. OH SO PRETTY...but i really don't...i look like crap right now...i still haven't brushed my hair...i'm in jeans that i somehow wear once or twice a week...i'm in a white tee w/o a bra (like you needed to know that) but at least i'm somewhat comfortable! umm....have i babbled long enough? I suppose....SAY!!! how many of you knew that Micosoft had a program that you could download to make your own website? i know staffa used it so it should be simple...but i thought it was a different label for the program...I'm just stupid, i know...but i like to refer to it as being blissfully unaware...WHO'S GOING TO GEEK OUT WITH ME AND WATCH COMIC CON ON G4 BECAUSE I'M TOO BROKE TO GO???????? anybody???? no??? please?? i won't stop singing the Kenshin theme song if you don't, so please? T_T why won't anyone geek out with me????
Armand: Perhaps because nobody else is willing to admit that they're geeks...
Kuro: that's stupid. why would they be on my OTAKU if they can't admit it????
Armand: True, but how many are willing to say it in English?
Kuro: THAT'S IT!!! THE NEXT CON I GO TO I'M MAKING DAMN SURE THEY HAVE AN OTAKU-NO-YEN AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!!!!!!!
Armand: Isn't that Kyo's job?
Kuro: No...Nii-san is just going to be broke because he has to make up for me missing the last Otaku-no-yen...meaning that he'll be there the first day to be *whips out blue print plan* attacked by angry bishies, buy me everything i point at, attacked by fan girls, hauled out by security, and finally he has to chase me around the random dances that occur...
Armand: Why would he chase you? Or buy you EVERYTHING you point out??
Kuro: ^^ first he'll have to chase me away from the single bishies there...at least i hope some single ones stay for the dance...and then second, it's a little sister secret how to make him buy everything!!!
Armand: But...
Kuro: ANYWAYZZZZ!!!!!
L8er my beloved myO surfers, and beware of the zeeky boogie dude...*da-dun-dummmmm*
not only am i going to avoid more personal matters...but i'm going to jump into my latest addiction...YAOI MANGA!!! *coughs* umm...yes...i enjoy reading these things...LEAVE ME ALONE AT LEAST I CAN ADMIT IT!!!! ^^ but seriously a whole series about bishies!!! who can beat it??? uhh...should we leave this subject?
uh...my lawn is dead. heat wave killed not only my lawn but my honeysuckle, grape vine, roses, and half of my strawberries...not to mention UFO days is almost here, but MN state fair in august, and i'm going to all of julie's parades (ha ha! she's in the miss elmwood contest with only 3 contestants and 3 seats on the float she's stuck for good) even though i'm going to pick on her most of the time i'm still kinda proud that she's doing this...(i have yet to get her into dance) oh well...she's my sis so i'll be there as much as possible. say...how did this go from my dead plants to supporting julie? hmm...the way my mind works...
My send_a_notes won't be on for...(UNTIL I GET MY F***ING LAPTOP TO WORK THE PIECE OF S***!!!!) yes...uh...later...
and due to allergies i can barely see...pills active or not... ^^BISHIE THEME!!!! I HAVE TO FIND ALL OF MY FAVORITE BISHIES!!! CLONES GO FETCH ME MY SEXY BEASTS!!! *coughs* i hope no one heard that...anywayzzz i'll do my best to keep my background as PG rated as possible...BUT MAN YUICHI KAZUKI'S HOT!!!! ^^ ohhh!!! bishie overload!!!!!!!
Yoko: nnn...
Kuro: BUT YOKO'S MY BISHIE AND I WON'T SHARE!!! NO BACKGROUNDS OF YOKO FOR YOU!!!!!!
Yoko: ??? uh...
Kuro: *glomps yoko* MY BISHIE!!!! ^^ and only I get the XXX version of him! MINE!!!!! oh yes...
KONNICHIWA!!!!! I apologize for not posting...but then again...no not worth telling you how dull and boring my life is currently...uh...my interview went well, we're taking a staff photo @ the MOA sometime in august (no date set...boss is still making repairs NO I DIDN'T SET ANYTHING ON FIRE!!!!!! ....he just needed the windows fixed they've been there for almost 20 years...geez nobody trusts me...)
uhh currently haphazordly paying attention to a cooking meal and a marathon of Samurai 7 (please don't ask why i'm watching that...i just got hooked ok?)
No theme chosen...i can't make up my mind on what to do (or which i'll have more fun making ^^) a Gravitation or Hellsing....HELP!!!! (but as people already know i love slightly undressed guys...^^ can't wait till the next convention... I'm putting a demand in for a male cosplay contest!!!!) *coughs* anyway....i might just have to do a fan pic of Alucard *wink, wink*
Armand: Why are you hitting on your instructor?
Kuro: ^^ because he's a devilishly sexy assassin...
Armand: you just like him because he's in the same line of work you are...
Kuro: Liar. ^^ haven't you ever heard him talk???? or seen him smirk in that eviiiil way??? brings me back to the good old days <3
Armand: whatever...
grrr...anywayzzzzzz my beloveds....if you don't throw out some different ideas i'll just do a complete bishie theme!!!!
Hey have you guys heard of Alichino????? ^^ I'M HOOKED!!! I LOVE THE GOTH CHARACTERIZATION!!!!!! *recieves death glare from Armand* What???? I like goths....except for the extreme ones...powder...BLOODY FREAKS I'M ALREADY FRICKEN TRANSPARAENT I DON'T NEED YOU BLOODY A**ES TELLING ME THAT I'M NOT GOTH BECAUSE I DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU!!! I'M NOT A F***ING POSER NOR AM I A F***ING FREAK!!!! I'M A CLASSIC GOTH!!! I LIKE ART AND COLOR!! I SHOUT MY OPINION I DON'T SNEAK AROUND AND DEATH THREAT PEOPLE I LET THEM KNOW RIGHT OFF AND IF THEY CONTINUE TO PISS ME OFF I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT PROPERLY!!!!!!!!!
Armand: 0_o uhh...I'm sorry?
Kuro: NOT YOU!!! YOU DUMB A** THE FREAK THAT KEPT ARGUEING WITH ME AT THE STORE!!!! *growls*
Armand: I'll say it for you Kuro-sama..."Good bye my Beloved myO surfers!" ....now come on Kuro...let's go have some ice cream...*ducks flying dagger* EEP!!! uhh....please?
KONNICHIWA!!!!!! I'll start zipping around sites tomorrow...as for now, i need to decide on a new theme...Gackt fans, don't cry! we all have pictures to stare at in the mean time...(the rest of you are going: "FINALLY!!!!! GET HIM OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN!!!) but no, i have not lost my admiration--
Marius: More like 'obsession'...
Kuro: shut up you...
for Gackt-san. The send_a_notes should be comming soon too...I HATE MY F***ING COMPUTER!!!!! *coughs* anyway...Gackt-san will stay as the current theme until I'm done with a new one via Photoshop...but i'm not sure as to what...
In other news...I started playing this R.P. game for Macs called Dungeon Siege...It's so...uh...dull but utterly addicting...(probably b/c it's the only game that I've been able to play after, what? 2-3 BLOODY F'ING YEARS OF NOTHING!?!?!?) anyway, if you've heard about it maybe you can tell me how the f*** i get out of Westland Tower's dungeon...I've died 3 MOTHER FRICKEN TIMES BECAUSE OF THOSE HALF SPIDER/GOBLIN THINGS!!!!! thank god i have this reviving spell thing and lots of health potion.....i still died though...
Marius: *pulling out random books & putting them back* it's so sad that our Kuro-sama has been addicted to said game for only 3 days and is half way finished...
Kuro: No, cuz *opens game info book* once i get through those dungeons i have to get to someplace in the forest...through a cave...uh....you know what? I have no idea what that is....
Marius: so finish your post...
Kuro: okies...
I don't know what to do for the rest of my post...I drove for 3 hours straight...but that's no biggie...uhh...I ate a subway sandwich that was 3/4 jalapeno peppers...but that's normal...hmm...Yoko's finally back...but that's confidential...let's see...WE STILL HAVE 3 KITTENS FOR FREE TO ANYONE WHO WANTS THEM!!!! ^^ they're all fluffy! well...two of them are...the other is a short hair...uh...You know i'm out of ideas for the 2nd time today...I'm going to shut up and leave...besides...i want breakfast...
I LOVE YOU MY BELOVEDS!!!!!! (why do i continue to use this???)
KURAMA IS REALLY MIROKU!!!!!!!! thanks for clearing that up Lord Fluffy! *is hit w/ Jaken*
KONNICHIWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody relax, i found my iPod. I found it in a drawer that i never knew existed! ...the gnomes put it there I KNOW YOU DID IT JAKEN!!!
in other news i think Lord Sesshomaru may be right...with the way Kurama is acting i agree that it could be Miroku in a Mary Jane wig...wow...Kurama's a real girl...if Miroku can wear a wig and convince me...*shivers* i'm scared...
I'm sorry i won't be going around to my beloved's sites *is hit with e-computer pieces* anyway...I STILL LOVE YOU ALL EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY BUSY AND CAN'T VISIT YOUR SITES!!! (although you may be saying how poor of a myO member I am...but you wouldn't do that! you love me! right?)
I g2g...damn it all...STUPID CHORES/SCHOOL/EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!