Monday, September 12, 2005

   I'M SO DAMNED RANDOM...*grabs head* i need to stop yelling...

Wasabi ya’ll? I dunno about you, but when I do have dreams, they are so wacked. Maybe I still need that therapy…*has flashback* NEVER NEVER NEVER AGAIN!!! *coughs* umm…what waz I sayin’? oh yea, (dream) Starts off in school, during my 1st hr. class & I’m asked about some color coordination thing. *knock on door* Mr. Roth(counselor): May I speak to Ms. Boltik? Glampe(teacher): Sure. I walk out & see some lady w/ a baby. Mr. Roth looks at me weird and I ask what’s up. (this is really horrid) Mr. Roth: We’ve done all we could to prevent having to do this, I want you to know that flat out. Me: *still lost* What’s with the baby? Mr. Roth: He’s yours. *somewhat franticly* The police found him drifting in the river, they’ve checked with every adoption center and child services, no one knows where he’s from. They won’t take him either. Me: *hysterics* I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF SOME KID!!! I CAN BARELY BALACE SCHOOL AND WORK!!! Mr. Roth: I know, and I’m sorry. But you need to take him. The note that was found with him, although written in Japanese, said to give both him and the samurai sword to you. It also said he was called Kenshin. By law you need to take him in and care for him. Me: WHAT KIND OF MOTHER F’ING LAW IS THAT???? Stacy: *exiting class room b4 bell* Raven what’s going on? Me: *sarcasm kicking in* Other than wishing I was the fainting type? Stacy: Why? Me: I JUST BECAME A MOM!!! Stacy: *lost* You’re pregnant? Me: Do I look fatter? *baby crys harder* Me: *sits on stairs* how the hell am I supposed to take care of him? I can barely cover my class ring. Mr. Roth: *taking baby 4m chick* Social Services will take care of food, clothing and any personal items such as dipers, powder, wipes, shampoo etc. Me: *almost crying* For how long? Mr. Roth: For the next 10 years. Quite long enough for you to establish your self at a well paying job and to finish schooling. Me: *frustrated & taking baby* Do you have a bottle? Mr. Roth: Yes, right here. (skip long a$$ time about 1 yr.) I’m traveling 2 Japan where the sword originates from. I stop at some market & pick up a medallion. Then WOOSH there’s this bright light and the market disappears & I’m standing in a field. I look around & walk onto a dirt path. (skip long time again) I'm all dressed up in drk. blue satin/silk like the statues of virgin mary & lil' kenshin walking @ my side & holdin' my hand. We go to this little (and i mean LITTLE) house in the country & i start cooking food. Then the candles go out & i run 2 find kenshin & hear him scream. I run outside & can't find him & freak. (skip couple weeks) I'm sitting in some Jap. bar & drinking scotch (I know it was scotch cuz i could smell it... David: You were drinking & spilled scotch on ur bed? Me: I WASN'T DRINKING IT'S A DREAM!!!) anywayz, i walk out, can barely see straight & some guy jumps off a roof & pulls out a samurai sword. Out of no where I pull these combat daggers (3 blades like pitch fork) & slice the dude in 3 pieces... *alarm goes off* (end) i dunno about you but i'm losing it... Lestat: Did you have anything to begin with? Me: *looking @ postcard in Lestat's hand* is that 4m loi? Lestat: Yes and you can't read it till i'm done. Me: Says you...*wrestles w/Lestat, grabs card & runs laughing hystericly* I WIN!!! (postcard) Hello all. Raven, please tell julie that i'll be home in 2 wks. Very busy here, must go. David, vaccum room plz & Lestat feed Cleo for me. Raven, also tell Kurama that the book is under the vase. See you soon, Louis de Point du Lac (end) Me: 0.0 what book? Lestat: *ripping postcard away* Let me see. David: You're acting like kids. Me: Kids? MI-JO?? (pronouced mi-ho) Where are you? *tearing up library* He was here a second ago... Kurama: *sigh* don't worry, I put him in bed. He's changed into Kura-chan. Me: *mouth drops* Kurama: And I've found more seeds *wink wink* Me: ^^ it's raining w/ plenty of water to spare...*laughs & grabs Kurama's wrist* Common...I've been gone all wkend...*runs down hall* Lestat: She left? David: She went to spend a night at a hotel, then she visited her grandmother & went shopping on the way home... Lestat: I thought this weekend was Phil's party... David: Canceled. Lestat: *sigh* Just like all the good anime on T.V.

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