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Tuesday, December 6, 2005


   FEAR THE FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!! > theme for my scarf...don't bother asking...
*bouncing around aimlessly* NANI’S GONNA LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lestat: Hi.

Me: *screams & runs out of library*

Lestat: 0_0 what did I do?

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I’m going to distract myself from screaming by posting this list (NYQUIL *laughs like little kid*)

30 (bad) lines to make your day

1..My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
2..I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3..I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
(if you mated a bulldog and a shitzu, would it be called Bullshit?)
4..Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
5..I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6..Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7..You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8..Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9..Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10..I’m not a complete idiot – some parts are missing.
11..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12..NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13..God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14..The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15..Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16..Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17..Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!
18..Wrinkled Was NOT One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19..PROCRASTINATE NOW!!!
20..I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21..A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22..A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
23..Stupidity is not a handicap. PARK ELSEWHERE!
24..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28..The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
29..The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30..I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.
(Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for…-Will Rogers)


^^ I love #’s 12, 13 14, 19, 23, &&&&&& 30…(30 simply b/c that’s me 3/4 of the time…)
anyway…BORDOM HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!
I actually finished that assignment ahead of time...it’s amazing what’s possible when you involve thinking...
I’m gonna stop writing this post...I’ll just come back L8er, I have sites to hit...^^ I love EvilMonkey’s site...*starts drooling over Seph* I’ll be back...someday...

GACKT IS MY VANILLA!

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