Wednesday, February 1, 2006

   SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!

Wasabi Y’all? I’ve been thinking about the upcoming theme. I’ve started kind-of a gypsy ball look 4 the background. Where in the diff crystal balls there’s diff pics of dark in them. It’s kinda blue-ish/purple-ish/white-ish. Simply cuz the background is like this random pattern of twelve pointed stars in shades of blue and a base of purple & the crystal balls r a light blue & I have random points of light bouncing off in those good old 60’s stars to show reflecting light off the background and crystal balls. (you know...saying ‘balls’ constantly sounds like the ACDC song “We’ve Got Big Balls” ^^ I can’t listen to that song without laughing my butt off) Umm...anyway I had a point...i know I did...OH YEA, I’m still gonna have to work on my official background, but for now this pic of Dark will have to work. K? *random people open mouths to answer* SHUT UP IT WAS PRE-DECIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ the council of Raven’s Personalities have already voted... ^^ Um...another thing I was thinking about is putting some of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour bits on my site...I like them...(*Larry the Cable Guy’s voice* Now that’s funny right there, I don’ care who you are. HA! That’s funnier than a midget runnin’ track!...i apologize lord for sayin that about them little people, you dealin with the starvin’ pigmies in New Guiana. Amen) For example, Bill Engvial’s “Pads”...Lord Sesshomaru you’ve already heard this so skip the next paragraph. (if I have another one...*sits in deep thought*) Bill: ‘So I’m pickin’ my daughter up from her ski trip and it’s just her, my wife and I in the truck and they start talking about her period. They won’t shut up about it! My daughter’s like “Mama you didn’t tell me the altitude would-“ I became one of those Iraqis; just “LALALALALA SHUT UP!!! I’LL DRIVE THIS TRUCK OFF THE BRIDGE I SWEAR TO GOD!!!” So later I’m at my 8 year old son’s baseball practice and my cell phone rings. And my wife goes: “Honey I can’t get away from the house, you need to pick up your daughter some pads.” “Pads...pads?...like writing pads? OH! No...no honey please don’t make me do this! I’LL DO IT!! I’LL NAIL THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!! “Just make sure they’re narrow.” “WHAT???” So now I have to take my 8 year old son who’s every 5 minutes going: “What we lookin’ for daddy?” I’m like “SHUT UP!” And I come up to this woman, who, I don’t know, and go: “Umm...d-...do...*scoffs* do...you *sigh* have...any...*scoffs* little girl...narrow...pads?” and this woman looks me right in the eye and goes: “Are you her father?” No honey I’m just some sick-o off the street with that kind of time on my hands I go: “Yes I’m her dad.” “They’re on isle 17” so I go down this isle and there’s like 15,000 of these things I’m on the cell phone goin’: “Honey please let me come home...no there’s no narrow...this one has little butterflies, this one plays a little tune...” and who finds them, my 8 year old son who then screams at the top of his lungs: “HERE’S THE LITTLE GIRL’S NARROW PADS DADDY!!!” “Thank ya, boy. I...I don’t believe they heard you in SCOTLAND!!!” I bought 1500, just so I don’t have to do it again.’ ^^ I make my dad do that all the time...he doesn’t care. But when I get mad at him I’ll throw a tampon or something at him...umm...i was gonna say something important too...umm....OH YEA!!!!! My parents have offered me the option that in my Junior year, if I don’t get a job for the following summer I can attend boot camp. (and unlike most ppl that’s a really good thing for me. Since my family arrived in 1929 it’s been bit of a tradition to have 1 member of each generation go through the military and since my siblings are too young and my cousins were raised by a major prick and dumbest bitch ever, I doubt if they’ll do anything.) So YIPPIEZZZZ *coughs* that doesn’t make any sense...YAYYYYY!!! Yoko: Calm down. Me: For y? Yoko: Because ur hyper. Me: I’m not hyper, I’m just happy my parents can accept that I’ll be the first female to take up tradition... Yoko: Just don’t do what that girl in G. I. Jane did... Me: What say “Suck my dick” to my commanding officer? Yoko: O///O umm....not that...go to war Me: If necessary I’ll go to war right now...besides, what do you think living with Hiei is like?

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