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• @_@ ummmmmmm..........drawing, losing my touch with reality....or is that a preferance?
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Thursday, March 2, 2006
WASABI MY BELOVED PEOPLE OF MYOTAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m in a better mood today. Thank god. Anyway...I have a few stories to tell you. The first is about stupid people buying hummers...considering it was obviously new, (why? Because about 7 people could be viewed through the window all about in their early 20’s) well, at a stoplight, this blue hummer speeds buy just as the light turns red...approximately 20 miles down the road on barely onto the highway we pass them in our beat up 1 ton truck as the cop walks up to the driver’s window with ticket in hand. Oddly enough I just finished talking with my dad about “why would you blow money off on a box when you can get a fully remade American classic?”
Then my second story. I found this one out off of my dad’s e-mail. I have a strong belief that we need more people like this guy:
Out in Iraq a bomb specialist was out...well doing his damned job. On one occasion he came too late. Although his troop had an idea where the terrorists were, he still went in to do his job. His legs were blasted apart, ribs shattered, arm busted etc...he walked, WALKED to the helicopter, turned around and rose his proud American middle finger and said: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! He turned back to the helicopter and swore that when, not IF, WHEN he came back he’ll get those “mother fuckers” back.
I have said it before and I’ll say it again…WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!
Yoko: Yeah, he’d be able to figure out how to shut down your bombs.
Me: Why would you wanna shut them down?
Hiei: *walking in unnoticed*
Yoko: Because you don’t need to be messing around in your old job...
Me: You make it sound like I quit.
Yoko: *as Hiei walks behind Kuro-chan* I didn’t I just...umm....just don’t want you to get into trouble...
Me: Like I haven’t heard that before...you know they’d only place me under house arrest....
Hiei: *stops & sniffs air*
Yoko: Yes.
Me: Than you know damn well that I’d...*Hiei sniffs Kuro-chan’s should* what the fuck?
Hiei: You smell like Oreos...
Me: *sniffs hand* no I don’t.
Hiei: But your hair *sniffs* smells more like vanilla & sugar...
Me: *officially creeped out* umm....
Yoko: Oh no...
Me: WHAT???
Yoko: the moon flower in the chandelier...*moon light in room dies*
Hiei: *sniffs* Yep it’s definitely vanilla.
Kurama: *sniffs Kuro-chan’s hair* I agree...
Me: *screams bloody murder and runs* |
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