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Wednesday, March 8, 2006


   I'M NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *hums song*
I’m in such a better mood 2day!!!!!!!! Man…6 straight hours of senseless Monty Python can really boost your attitude!!!! Just read 2day’s send a note…

[start]
Undeadloner: JOHN CLEESE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ He can make me feel all happy-ish!
Kurama:: Happy-ish?
Undeadloner: Well…I’m still pissed that I have to close my Quizilla account…^^ but watching Cleese do those crazy things he did *bursts out loud laughing & talks in outrageous French accent* now go away you silly king and you king-----niggets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama:: O_o umm…did someone give you your meds back?
Undeadloner: What meds? ^^ I have Gackt, Roy, Yoko, Lestat, David (aka GRANDE) Armand, you, and anyone who attends our “take over the world” meetings…
Kurama:: That would include Seto, Lord Sesshoumaru, Naraku, Yami, Bakura, and who else?
Undeadloner: Well…if Miroku can make it through a few test tonight he’ll be included *gasp* EEEPPPP!!!!!! *slaps hand over mouth*
Seto: Don’t question her…we’re the ones tring to get her drunk…
Undeadloner: *proudly* I’M IRISH AND NOBODY CAN OUT DRINK AN IRISHMAN!!!!!!
Seto: You’re an Irish-woman…
Undeadloner: Yeah…well, in short most people understand Irishman…
Seto: -.- sometimes we debate your sanity…and I can guarantee Miroku won’t make it.
Undeadloner: Why? Are you gonna set up some Indiana Jones traps? Like where you lock him in a room and the only way out is a passage behind the fireplace where you have to push in this statue’s boobs to open it…
Seto: 0_0 no…he’d enjoy the statue…
Undeadloner: So turn it into a man and make him push in the penis.
Seto: *covers mouth with handkerchief*
Undeadloner: You just got a visual didn’t you, you sick pervert you…
Seto: *coughs* I think he’d enjoy that too…
Undeadloner: *gets visual* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles*
Kurama:: *slowly backs out*
Sesshy: He probably would…*evil smirk* while we’re at it we should come up with something for that unic vampire to do…
Undeadloner: *punches sesshy’s arm* You leave Louis alone. You were the one going off to Japan all the damn time. If you’d pay me I’d make a clone of you so Julie can stay somewhat loyal…
Sesshy: >_< I’m not paying for a clone!!!!!!!
Seto: I am. And I’m programming it to be the romantic freak—I mean boyfriend that Nanashi-chan needs when I’m at work all the time. *wink* The clones of Nanashi-chan that Kuro-san made for me work perfectly.
Undeadloner: Except Mana…
Seto: Well, I guess I wasn’t as specific as I should have been.
Undeadloner: I think you’re going back on your own guide to dissing people…
Seto: I didn’t make that…the RFG’s did…Besides, why would I diss the only person who can take over the world and allow me to have as much actual non-business fun as possible?
Sesshy: Or the only person that can get me back and forth through the fudal era without Julie suspecting I can’t do it myself…
Undeadloner: ^.~ and that’s why I’m the supreme ruler. Cuz I can do anything I want and appeal to the public!
Hiei: *from front door* HEY KURO-CHAN THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS IS HERE!!!!!!!
Undeadloner: ^^ time to legalize my take over!
[end]

^^ I love taking over the world!!!!!!!!!!! And don’t mind my quote…I like it cuz it makes you think…MONTY PYTHON SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!

That and I’m in a happy mood because 23 of my 28 holds at the public library are all Kenshin! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs around house* HERE’S ANOTHER SEND-A-NOTE TITLED “NAKED KYO” you may have read this…
[start]
Undeadloner: I CAN’T BELIEVE MYO LORD SESSHY PUT ROY AGAINST SESSHOUMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: So…I won.
Undeadloner: THAT’S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Sesshy: Get over it…
Undeadloner: Shut up and go meet your closet whore.
Sesshoumaru: WHAT????
Undeadloner: You heard me you cheating demonic…sumthin….DAMN IT I’M SO PISSED I CAN’T COME UP WITH AN INSULT!!!!!!!!!! *cusses uncontrollably*
Roy: It was a stupid contest…
Sesshoumaru: I still won.
Roy: *anime vein* Drop it before I’m forced to hurt you…
Sesshy: *laughs* You??? Hurt me???
Undeadloner: *still cussing away*
Yoko: *sigh* Who pissed her off?
Kyo: HEY!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Undead* GIVE BACK MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!
Undeadloner: PPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT *runs away* CAN’T CATCH ME IN YOUR KITTIN FORM!!!!!!!!!
Kyo: I’M NOT A KITTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases Undead*
Roy: *putting gloves on* Why don’t we test your skills against mine…
Sesshy: *warming up poison claw* Fine.
Yoko: *knocking both out with rose whip* Knock it off before Kuro-chan comes back…she’d kill you both before you---*is slapped by Lady Sesshy*
Lady Sesshy: DAMN YOU YOKO!!!!!!!
Kyo: *popping head through door* I say that every hour! KURO-CHAN GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!*changes back and still chases*
Undeadloner: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *runs faster & hides behind approaching Seto*
Seto: O_o Get some clothes on!!! *throws Kyo jacket*
Kyo: *mumbling and walking away w/o jacket*
Miroku: Why is Kyon-Kyon naked?
Undeadloner: DON’T CALL HIM KYON-KYON HE HATES THAT!!!!!!
Miroku: I’m sorry….Will you bear my child?
Undeadloner: *is creeped out* Go ask Lady Sesshy…*points to library* She’s in there…*watches Miroku take a few steps then screams at top of lungs* JULIE YOUR CLOSET WHORE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshy: *suddenly awake & pissed* WHAT!?!?!????
Nanashi: Hiya peoples!!!!! Ummmmm….why is Kyo nak—OOH!!!!! Set-Set’s jacket! *grabs it and wears it* ^.^ Now just to steal Gackt’s Papparappa pants…
Lady Sesshy: Um…nothing Sesshoumaru she’s just joking.
Miroku: Hey Julia Will you bare my child????
Lady Sesshy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: But…Julia we’ve already…
Sesshy: WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!??????
Lady Sesshy: He’s kidding nothing has happened between us.
Miroku: Julia you know you want me.
Sesshy: NO she doesn’t she wants me. Wait she already has me your just dreaming you idiot.
Miroku: I’m not an idiot. I’ll suck you up in my wind tunnel.
Lady Sesshy: Miroku you will not.
Miroku: Julia-chan if I do you’ll be free to be w/ me.
Sesshy: She would never go w/ you because she loves ME.
Lady Sesshy: Sesshoumaru I would never let Miroku suck you into the wind tunnel. What kind of wife would I be if I did that?
Sesshy: Um…
Louis: *walking in* What’s the arguing about? Julia what are you doing here?
Lady Sesshy: What??? Um…
Louis: *giving me a hug* NM it’s been a long time sense I’ve seen you.
Sesshy: Get your hands off my wife.
Louis: Shut up you moron.
Lady Sesshy: Louis come on don’t be like that.
Louis: Julia I love you
Sesshy: Don’t talk to her.
Louis: Well it’s the truth
Lady Sesshy: Louis *under breath* not here.
Sesshy: Julia what was that
Lady Sesshy: nothing so what are we going to do about Miroku.
Miroku: I’m going back to Sango
Lady Sesshy: See ya later then.
Sesshy: Good riddance One down another to go.
Roy: You mean one down 2 more to go
Sesshy: What???
Roy: You have to get rid of me too.
Nanashi: *snickers* heehee….Seto’s jacket is comfy and snuggly, but gosh, Julia, you’ve really been getting around lately…
Sesshoumaru: *death glare*
Nanashi: eep! Don’t kill me….*hides behind Seto*
Seto: I wouldn’t let him……hey, where are you going?
Nanashi: Gakuto!!!! *chases after Gackt*
Seto: So much for hoping at least she was loyal to me……
Nanashi: *comes back wearing Gackt’s pants* I am too!!!
Seto: Then why do you have his pants on?
Nanashi: *evil grin* I stole them!
[end]

Lestat: Hey Kuro-chan? Did you give Kyo’s pants back?
Me: NOPERRRRZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
Lestat: well…….ummmmmmmm…………
Kyo: *running out of bathroom dripping wet* KURO-CHAN GIVE ME MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No. There in the laundry room so, PPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! *runs away*
Kyo: *chases for awhile, then slips on floor*
Lestat: Well…I know where she gets it from…


~Kuro-chan
“An angel isn’t an angel just because it has wings. It had to suffer and sacrifice first and still it isn’t a true angel. Just another freak with wings.”

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