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Friday, December 28, 2007


   Hey all!

So how is everyone? How have things been going? Good I hope ^__^. I haven't been doing much just relaxing, you know... The other manga I was talking about is Metamo Kiss. Its about this family who can change bodies with their soul mate and its so cute ^_^. I recommend it! I liked it alot *dances*.

I'm (for some strange reason) obsessed with the Snoop Dogg song Sensual Seduction (spelling?) I don't know it just sounds like one of those songs you would listen to while making whoopee!!! heehee...

*sings* "I can feel you all around me, thickening the air I'm breathing, holding on to what I'm feeling..." sorry thinking about...^///^ heehee

Well have a good one, and take care

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Thursday, December 27, 2007


   Love you!!!

I love this song so much and it makes me happy that when I listen to it it makes me think of that special someone...

Enrique Iglesias-Hero

(Whispered) Let me be your hero

Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
Would you run and never look back
Would you cry if you saw me crying
Would you save my soul tonight?

Would you tremble if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh oh please tell me these
Now would you die for the one you love?
Hold me in your arms tonight?

(Chorus)
I can be you hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

Would you swear that you'll always be mine?
Would you lie would you run away
Am I in to deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care you're here tonight

Chorus

I just want to hold you (2x)
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
Well I don't care you're here tonight

Chorus (2x)

You can take my breath my breath away
I can be your hero


Enjoy the song I know I did...now I will have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the morning...

For you know who...I love you ^_^

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   AHHH!

I had an awesome day today!!!

First I woke up and got on... talked to one of my friends about yaoi and yuri...he said well why not just look at the real thing?!

Second I went to Stormy's house with Casey and Token! That was so much fun in itself! Who knew Ken dolls loved each other so much!

Third we sadly had to leave Stormy *crys* and me Token and Casey went to numerous stores! Book store was a must! I got Gravitation 5 and 6!!!! OMG I love Gravitation so much! I also got another manga... it looked cute ^_^ I forget what its called and I don't feel like gettin up to go and get it!

Now I am at home... my legs feel horrible, but I couldn't be happier ^_^

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007


   Merry Chrumas!!!

Hey Everyone!!!

Well it is Chrumas! How is everyone? Did you get what you wanted? What are you going to (or already) done for Chrumas. I didn't get very much for Chrumas this year, we didn't have much money *sigh* But still we got another Playstation 2 (our old one was way out of commision) woohoo! I was finally able to play Guitar Hero the first one! Before my old ps2 wouldn't play it *sigh* but I got to play it and it made me happy ^__^. The first song I played was The Ramones-I wanna be sedated on expert! I got 95% on it! I was so proud of myself...eep *covers mouth with hands* Sorry am I rambling again? ^__^ Well other than that I got pretty much nothing other than pants V__V *sigh* Well I hope you all get what you want, or more than that, hope that you have a swell Chrumas! And a Happy New Years! *hugs all*

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Monday, December 24, 2007


   Its Chrumas Eve!!!

Hello everyone (tryin to put on a happy face)

Well today is Christmas Eve, I have to go over to my grandma's house. I always enjoy going over there they are always so nice and cheerful ^__^ I get to chat with my cousins (awesome! XD) and my other relatives... Tomorrow is Christmas day! I can't wait, even though I've dreaded it so much, it has finally came! I already know one of my gifts!! My mom went to show me one of the other gifts my brother got for my niece and accidently picked up mine!!! HA! I'll want to sleep in tomorrow (like normal) but I know my brother will wake me up and tell me Santa came! (oh by the way people... my brother is 17) I'll wake up at around 6 and that fool will be awake sitting in the living room eatting the chocolate in his stocking!! T__T Some times I don't understand that boy...at all... but anywhoo, I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas, hope you get everything you want, and more! Have a Happy New Year and all that good stuff, blah blah blah bloopy blah ^__^

Sayonara!

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Sunday, December 23, 2007


   *sigh*

Well yesterday I was pervy alright...but it didn't turn out so happy like I intended it to be, acctually it was horrible. My mom is just killing me with all these sarcastic remarks and saying I'm pathetic, I don't know I just can't take it... I don't know what to do any more... For some odd reason I'm like uberly <--(love that word ^__^) depressed at the moment. But what does it matter? Ok first off I would like to say I'm sorry for my random mood swings, its just one day will be good I'll have a perfect day, the next will be horrible, I guess its just the way the day is gave to me, I dont know... Well I'll go now, sorry for the depressing post

Love you all *hugs*

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Saturday, December 22, 2007


I'm feeling pervy today ^____^

Hello everyone! I am going to have a good day today! I still gots my fuzzies and that alone is bound to make anyones day better! But for some odd reason I'm feeling extremely pervy today *winks* heehee. So let me share the perviness with you all..here is one of my favorite pervy songs...its probably not the perviest but it makes me happy ^___^

Bloodhound Gang-Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

I love this song so much! Hope you enjoy!


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Friday, December 21, 2007


   *sigh*

Well I officially hate my family! They treat me like a dog! When I'm around my brother he acts like me doing stuff doesn't bother him, but when hes around my mom or someone else he tells every little detail about me to them *sigh* I've always known my grandma hates me...shes picked her favorited among her grandchildren, and unfortunatly I'm not one of those favorites...I mean shes already tried to hit me (which didn't work out so well, because I punched her back) I told her I wanted to get my ears, tongue and maybe lip pierced and she said: 'If you do that I'll disown you, I'd rather you be gay than do that!' It put me in one of my slumps *sigh* I just can't be as good as my sister, she got high grades she was the ideal child...unlike me...My mom found out my sister had drank some of her vodka (well my moms boyfriend's vodka) and she didn't get in that much trouble..but I did something...*cough* yeah I would rather not say...and my mom still doesn't trust me...and that was last year!!! I just give up with them, I cant wait to move out! It will be so much better! My dad is a bum! I hate him so much...its so much about him that I hate..I'd rather not go into it..well if you got this far in my pathetic life *pats you on back* thanks... But on a happier note i watched Rocky Horror Picture Show last night..I love that movie so much! *sings* Lets do the time warp again! *gets up and does the time warp again* ^__^

Well I'll be going now in my slightly sulky mood *sigh*

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Thursday, December 20, 2007


No reason....

I'm having fuzzy feelings and I'm just so happy right now I just can't contain myself!!

We're both looking for something
That we've been afraid to find
It's easier to be broken
It's easier to hide

Looking at you,holding my breath,
For once in my life,I'm scared to death,
I'm taking a chance,letting you inside.

I'm feeling alive all over again,
As deep as the sky, under my skin
Like being in love, she says
For the first time
Well maybe I'm wrong,
But I'm feeling right where I belong
With you tonight
Like being in love
Can feel for the first time

The world that I see inside you
Waiting to come to life
Waking me up to dreaming
Reality in your eyes

Looking at you,
Holding my breath,
For once in my life
I'm scared to death,
I'm taking a chance,
Letting you inside.

I'm feeling alive all over again
As deep as the sky under my skin
Like being in love, she said, for the first time
Maybe I'm wrong, I'm feeling right
Where I belong with you tonight
Like being in love to feel for the first time

We're crashing
Into the unknown
We're lost in this
But it feels like home

I'm feeling alive all over again
As deep as the sky under my skin
Like being in love, she said, for the first time
Maybe I'm wrong, I'm feeling right
Where I belong with you tonight
Like being in love can feel for the first time

Like being in love she said for the first time
Like being in love can feel for the first time


Lifehouse-First Time

Odviously from the song you can tell what the fuzzy feeling is....*blushes and runs away*

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007


Warning Warning Warning!!! Yaoi!!!

Warning! This chapter contains Yaoi! A boy doing a boy! Just be warned that if you do not like that type of thing just simply do not read it! If you are under age...well don't tell your parents! ^__^ I tried my best so I hope you enjoy you sick little bastards, but I still love ya!

My alter ego: Mega Ultra Super Perv!!!

Chapter 3

The next morning Naruto woke up to find Sasuke wasn't beside him.
"Was it all a dream?" Naruto got up and walked into the living room.
There sat Kiba and Shikamaru, as well as Lee and Gaara.
"Good morning Naruto." Sasuke was already up and moving around.
"You need to go get a shower, we have a big day today." Naruto just knodded and walked to the shower, still trying to wake up. He let the water run over him as he slowly woke up.
When Naruto was done, he completely forgot about all the people in his house and walked out of the shower with just a towel around his waist. Naruto gasped.
"Well what a nice way to say good morning Naruto." Kiba was laughing hystericly.
Shikamaru nudged Kiba and told him not to look.
"Sorry." Kiba lowered his head and looked away.
Naruto ran into his bed room and put on his clothes.
He walked back out into the living room.
"Sorry about that you guys, I completely forgot you were in here." Naruto said as he scratched his head.
"It is ok Naruto, we all make mistakes." Lee said as he smiled.
Naruto noticed that everyone was sitting very close to each other, but didn't take it into consideration. He looked at Sasuke who was patting the spot on the couch next to him for Naruto to sit there. Naruto walked over to Sasuke and sat down. Akamaru jumped up on Naruto and licked his face.
"Well good morning Akamaru!"
"Ruff!"
"Hey get down boy! Leave Naruto alone." Akamaru got off of Naruto and ran and jumped into Shikamaru's lap.
"Look what you done now Kiba, he hates you." Shikamaru joked.
"Ok, may I ask why is everyone here? I'm sorry if I sound mean or anything, which I'm not, but why?" Everyone looked at the person sitting beside them and then they looked at Sasuke.
"Well Naruto..how shall we put this?" Sasuke was trying to find the right words to say.
Naruto looked at the other people sitting in his living room, and it started to register.
"Wait...what is going on here?" Then he saw Shikamaru grab Kiba's hand, and Gaara slightly kiss Lee on the cheek.
"Are, you telling me...that..." Naruto seemed at a loss for words.
"Well if your thinking right, then yes." Sasuke acknowledged.
"Shikamaru, you and Kiba?!" Shikamaru shook his head.
"Lee your with the Kazekage?!"
"It would be nice if you called me Gaara once in a while." Naruto was dumbfounded and looked at Sasuke.
"You mean we arn't the only ones Sasuke?"
"I guess not, but they have been together a lot longer than we have." Sasuke said as he put his arm around Naruto.
Seeing this the other boys got a little more comfortable.
"Does anyone else know about you guys?" Naruto asked the other ninja sitting.
"Well not really other than you and the rest of the people in here." Kiba stated.
Shikamaru had layed his head on Kiba's chest and was holding his hand. Naruto smiled at this.
"Naruto but I dont think we are the only ones like this.." Gaara started to say.
"What do you mean?"
"Well when I first came here, I stumbled across two of your sensais...well.." Naruto's eyes got big.
"Who was it Gaara? And what were they doing?" Gaara looked at Sasuke and smiled.
"It was Kakashi and Iruka, and lets just say they were enjoying the hotsprings a little too much." Naruto's mouth dropped wide open.
"Kakashi and Iruka?!! Oh my gosh! I can't believe it!"
"Calm down Naruto its not that bad, well from our experience thats not that bad." Shikamaru looked up at Kiba and smiled.
Kiba gave Shikamaru a small peck on the forehead.
"Awe you two are so cute together." Naruto exclaimed.
"Thank you Naruto." Kiba wasn't at all embarassed by the way he was, he was actually proud.
Akamaru on the other hand got jealous at times.
"Ruff!"
"Awe I'm sorry boy, come here." Kiba picked up Akamaru and gave him a hug.
"What about you two? how did you guys hit it off?" Naruto was most curious about Gaara and Lee, because during the exams Gaara almost killed Lee and now to see them together, was amazing.
"Well after the exams when everything had settled down Gaara came back to see if I was alright." Lee looked at Gaara who seemed ashamed that he had almost killed Lee.
Lee ran his hand over Gaara's hair and continued.
" And he came by the hospital every day just to see how I was doing. Then when he found out that I had to go through surgery to fix my back, he kinda broke down and confessed his love for me."
"Awe come on Lee your making me sound wussy!"
"No not at all Gaara I like the story!" Naruto was all in the story of Lee and Gaara.
Then Naruto heard some rough movements and looked across the room at Shikamaru and Kiba.
"What are you two doing?!" Naruto screamed at the two boys making out.
"Come on at least you could of went to my room!" Kiba looked up and smiled at Naruto.
"Sorry man, I couldn't help myself." Blushing a little.
Sasuke just smiled at the two love birds and pulled Naruto closer to him. Kiba and Shikamaru straightened themselves and sat up on the floor.
"So when do we have to go meet them at the gate?" Naruto was dreading going on the mission, especially now that he knew about Kiba and Shikamaru.
"Well we need to be there in about 30 minutes." Naruto looked at Sasuke with hurt in his eyes.
" I dont want to go on this mission! I want to stay here with you Sasuke!" Naruto jumped up from his postion and put one of his legs on either side of Sasuke hugging him.
Naruto was strattleing Sasuke and Sasuke pulled him closer to him.Naruto looked up to see Sasuke.
"Don't worry Naruto, we will be together again, and we have 30 minutes to be together before we have to part ways." Naruto looked at Sasuke's grinning face and knew exactly what he was thinking.
Before Sasuke could say any more Naruto pulled Sasuke close to him and kissed him passoinatly. The other boys seeing this they joined in. Kiba took out Shikamaru's hair band and ran his finger through his hair and pulled him close and kissed him on the neck, making Shikamaru moan a little. Lee had Gaara pinned down on the love seat, laying in between Gaara's legs. Lee moved his hand up Gaara's shirt and kissed him. Naruto still kissing Sasuke heard all the moaning Gaara was doing and Naruto looked over at them. Lee already had Gaara's shirt off and was taking his shirt off as well. Naruto also looked at Kiba and Shikamaru, the were also stripping themselves of their clothing. This kinda made Naruto uncomfortable and Sasuke could see this.
"Ok we will go in the bed room Naruto." Naruto still strattled Sasuke, Naruto went to get up but Sasuke grabbed Naruto's butt and picked him up.
By now Naruto was kissing Sasuke again. Naruto had his legs wrapped around as Sasuke layed him down on his bed.
"I dont want to leave you Sasuke. I want to stay with you."
"I know Naruto, I want to stay with you too, but you know we have to do the mission." Sasuke leaned in and kissed Naruto again.
"When you were taking a shower Kiba was talking about how when we get back we should have a sleepover."
"We arn't staying here! You saw Kiba and Shikamaru had to sit on the floor!"
"Well I'm pretty sure now they are on your couch." Sasuke started laughing at the look on Naruto's face.
"Why are you smiling? They are doing IT on my couch!"
"Well, just as much as Lee is doing Gaara on your love seat." Naruto just smiled.
"And all thats left is the bed here."
"Naruto I thought you said you weren't ready."
"Well your going away from me and I wont be able to see you for who knows how long." Quieting Naruto, Sasuke pressed against him and kissed.
Gaining enterance Sasuke explored Naruto's untamed mouth with his tongue. Grabbing his thighs Sasuke picked up the boy and placed him on the bed further. Waiting no longer Naruto gripped the bottom of Sasuke's shirt and pulled it up and over his head exposing his naked chest, Naruto blushed. Sasuke smiled as he slid his hand up Naruto's shirt, his fingers finding the hard nipple, he teased it making Naruto moan with pleasure.
"Stop teasing me Uchiha!" Naruto leaned his head back in the pillow and moaned some more. Sasuke liked the reaction he pulled out of the boy and continued. Seeing only his stomach, Sasuke wanted more. He pulled on Uzumaki's shirt and snatched it off of his body exposing a less muscular body.
"And I still wonder how you beat me at everything, just look at you."
"What are you talking about?"
" Look at me and then look at you, I mean your muscular and everything just not as much as I am, but still you are stronger than me." Naruto patted his stomach.
" I would like to thank the ramen."
Sasuke smiled and began to kiss Naruto's chest as he watched the muscles in Sasuke's back move around.
He found the exposed nipple and circled his tongue around it, making another moan excape Naruto's lips. Sasuke positioned himself above Naruto, inbetween the blondes legs. He held Naruto's hands down as he kissed the boys neck, making him arch his back. As he kissed the boy Sasuke rocked his hips against Naruto's. Naruto couldn't help but bit his lip and moan with pleasure. The friction between the clothes and their members excited the boys as they continued. Sasuke could feel himself getting harder as he increased the friction, pressing harder against Naruto. This time a moan excaped Sasuke's lips as he rocked against Naruto faster. He released the grip he had on Naruto's hands and propped himself up as he continued to kiss Uzumaki. This chance taken, Naruto slid his hands down between their growing selves, cupping Sasuke in his hands. This made the boy shiver with excitement, Naruto continued. He unbuttoned Uchiha's pants and let the zipper slid down, one tooth at a time. Taking this opening Naruto slid his hand inbetween the pants and boxers gripping Sasuke's throbbing member. Sasuke moaned and started kissing Naruto with an even greater passion. He grabbed his pants and ripped them off leaving him in his boxers pressing up against Naruto' groin. Naruto unbuttoned and unzipped his own pants to release the ever growing bulge in his pants. He lifted himself off the bed and pulled his pants off, pressing himself even more on Sasuke. Once the pants were off and on the floor with Sasukes, Naruto relaxed himself back down to feel all Sasuke had to give him. Sasuke broke the ever passionate kiss and looked down on Naruto and smiled.
"Only one thing in the way now." Sasuke had noticed how big the bulge in Naruto's boxers were.
"So do I turn you on?" Sasuke leaned on Naruto and kissed him again while reaching into Naruto's pants.
His hand squirmed into Naruto's boxers and grabbed ahold of him. Naruto shuttered at the touch. He slowly stroked up and down smearing the pre that come out.
"Get on with it Uchiha!" Sasuke wasted no time and pulled off Naruto's boxers, showing him the fully erect member. He then pulls his own boxers down, showing his fully erect self. Naruto reached under the pillow and pulls out a tube.
"Whats that...is that lube?" Sasuke looked puzzled.
"Where did you get that?" Naruto handed the lube to Sasuke.
"Kakashi had some extra, so I took some. Now get on with it!" Sasuke opened the tube and put some on his fingers. He lifted up Naruto's legs and circled around his entrance. He stuck a finger in, stretching him, another finger. Sasuke could feel the tightness of Naruto and couldn't wait to be inside him.
"Thats good Sasuke..." Naruto leaned up and took the tube from Sasuke and put some in his hand. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's member and moved the lube evenly up and down it making Sasuke weak in the knees.
"If you don't stop Uzumaki...I'm going to come!" Naruto stopped and layed back down on the bed. Sasuke grabbed Naruto's thighs and held them up. Sasuke grabbed his lubercated self and penitrated. Naruto winced in pain grabbing at the bed sheets, biting at his bottom lip.
"You ok?" Sasuke looked at the boy.
"Yeah, just....go...move Uchiha!" The boys raven black hair stuck to his head as he sweat, he pushed against Naruto going in deeper.
"Sasukeee!"
Back out in the living room, Lee layed on top of Gaara panting and sweating, still inside of him. Gaara kissed him on his forehead. Lee slowly pulled himself out and the red head sighed in releif. Kiba and Shikamaru just got finished, Kiba spilling his seed into his lover Shikamaru.He screamed in pain and pleasure and released himself onto his chest. Lee got up and found some paper towels and cleaned himself up as well as Gaara. They got dressed and handed some paper towels to Kiba and Shikamaru.
"Here you go, I'm pretty sure you need it." Gaara said passing the towels to Kiba, Kiba just nodded and took them.
Lee was up getting something to drink when he heard some moaning in Naruto's bedroom.
"Hey everyone come listen, Sasuke is so pounding Naruto right now!" Gaara got up and ran to the door listening. As soon as Kiba and Shikamaru got cleaned up and put their pants on they went to the door and listened too.
"Awe harder Sasuke!" They could hear Naruto yelling in from the bedroom.
"But I thought they just got together not to long ago?"
"Well Kiba they are going to be separated for the mission and they want something to remember each other by while away on the mission." Lee pressed his ear up against the door.
"He is almost done, I can tell." They hear the bed move even faster and their grunting grow swifter ,
"Sasuke! Harder! SASUKEEE!"
"NA...RU...TO!" Then it went silent.

Just a reminder Naruto does not belong to me they belong to Masashi Kisimoto ^__^ And like I saw some one right, Yes they belong to him but the yaoi is all the fans!

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