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Friday, December 28, 2007


   Ten Reasons
Why I don't like being single.

10-Love songs break your heart.
9-You can't snuggle with anyone [unless you believe in "friends with benefits", which I don't].
8-You don't have a special somebody to make a bad day good.
7-Thinking about being single makes me sad, and being sad makes me eat lots of chocolate, and eating lots of chocolate makes me fat. *pinches newfound fat on tummy*
6-As hard as you try to be optomistic, you can't help but get sad sometimes.
5-You start to feel desperate after you can't find anybody.
4-Having to get rides with your ex when your mother is too lazy to get her ass off the couch and pick you up.
3-Having to see him basically everyday.
2-Looking into the green eyes.
and finally...
1-Hearing him play the guitar, the very same instrument that drew you to him in the first place.

I don't enjoy being single at all.

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