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Saturday, April 30, 2005


   It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn(Grany sent it)
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Never lick a steak knife.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

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