Friday, August 26, 2005

lameness i know lol
hi, im one hit away from two hundred visits, so i was just wondering if u would be that person to put me over the top. lol. if uve come to my site, and no one has left a comment saying they were new to my site, then plz leave one if u are new, cuz that means ur number two hundred!! if uve been to my site before plz dont lie and say ur new and that ur number two hundred, hoping someone else will come and tick the counter over lol. again, i know this is sad, but i cant help myself. lol
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oopsie on my part
i noticed that in my story posts it erased the italics, as in what was italics on word perfect is normal on this lol. so if it seems like some one is talking but i dont have the "" around it its them thinking. the only ppl u hear thinking are blanco(its his head) and eve(shes a telepath) everynow and then i might have someone else talk into blancos head but i dunno. later!!
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part eight, isnt it great?
Blanco’s lupine form was bouncing through the underbrush of the forest, with a single flower gingerly held in it’s jaws. A second form, much more.....seductive, was waiting for him. Eve’s face turned to Blanco, and the look she gave him could have singed the foliage directly in front of her.
“You’re late, Blanco.”
He sat obediently in front of her, his mouth open to allow her to retrieve the flower.
“Drool on my hand, and I’ll be wearing a new werewolf skin coat. As a matter of fact, I could do that, let you heal and do it again,” she said as she took the flower “But you did do a very nice job of getting the flower. Hmmm. I could make a great deal of poison with the one flower. All right. I forgive you. But remember, Blanco. Piss me off now and it’ll be a poison coated silver dagger I throw into your foot. ”
Shift. “I’m glad you like the gift. Now, let’s get on our way. How many days travel are we from the next checkpoint?”
“Two. I say we stay in that town for the night,” her finger lifted to point at series of buildings just across the clearing. “And do me a favor.”
“Yes?”
“Stand behind something from now on when you shift, your ‘appreciation’ for me is unwanted.”

.....

The bar was rather dark, and even more disgusting. Eve was trying as hard as she could to avoid touching anything, while still existing within the building.
“I don’t see why we have to come here,” she said, dodging around a drunken patron who thought her breasts were hand warmers.
“These places always have rumors running through them. I’m telling you, if we want to know anything, we should be here. Just watch,” he turned to the main part of the room, stepped up on to a table, and said “,Does anyone know how to get through the Valley of Dirges?”
Complete silence fell over the entire room. Everyone either stared at the fool on the table, or whatever was in front of their face. Eve leaned in towards Blanco and whispered “,I don’t think this was good idea.”
“Are you kidding us?,” came the first voice from the pack of men.
Another man piped up “,Do you have any idea how many people have died in that place?”
Blanco gave a blank expression, shifting uneasily in his newly stolen clothing “,I’m sorry. I’m new here, if you could just expla-”
A man who appeared to be the oldest in the room stood “,I’ll tell you what happened. This used to be a happy town. Then that money hoarding king of ours wanted even more money. So he hired us to mine the caves in the nearby valley. What he forgot to tell us was that the caves were inhabited by a giant ghoul.”
Uh oh. I think I know what happens in this story, and I think that I’m not going to like it.
You’re telling me, Blanco.
Oh, hello. So do you have a timeshare in my head or do you just rent?
What are you talking about? Forget it, I’m just going to hypnotize them all, and then we are going to walk out of here, and kill ourselves a ghoul.
“Hey boys! The first one of you to tell me what color my eyes are gets a free ride. If you know what I mean.” Every man in the room, even the blind one in the corner, stared intently at her eyes. And then each and everyone of them went slack jawed as they fell under her control. “You just have to know how to talk to your pets. Are you paying attention, Blanco?”
“As you already know, I’m trying to pay attention to anything but your eyes.”
“You’re right. I did know that since my eyes are up here!”
“True, but the best parts of you are right where I’m looking.”
“Remember the dagger, Rapist!”
“Then stop doing the weird thing with your eyes, and I’ll pay attention to them.”
“Just walk out of the door now, while you still can.”
I’m walking, I’m walking.
The air outside the bar was quite clear now that Blanco took the time to notice. Which was odd for any active mining town. Dust should have been floating around in at least some minor amount. “How do you think the people of this town have been making a living if they haven’t been mining the cliff side?”
“My guess is, killing people like us who wander into this place. The field we walked over would make a perfect graveyard for hiding bodies.”
“Then I suggest we get going, to avoid having neighboring plots.”
Eve gave him a coy look and asked “,Blanco, don’t you want to spend forever next to me?”
“Don’t misunderstand me, I love you, it’s just that I can’t admire that perfect body of yours if I’m dead. “Hhahahah.”
“Everyone should be allowed the chance to admire my body. Ahahhaha.”
“I completely agree with the both of you. Blanco I do say you are a lucky man, if you can be called such a thing, to have a pair of hips like that at your beck and call.” The heads of Eve and Blanco snapped back at the same time to see the man who was standing behind them. He looked like the rest of the townsfolk, but was obviously not the same, since he was not hypnotized by Eve’s still colorful eyes. “I have business with the young lady. So if you wouldn’t mind Blanco, I would like to talk to her alone.”
“As a matter of fact I would mind, so I’ll just stay right here if u don’t mind.”
“Hhmm, good idea ,Blanco,” he said. And then his face shifted the exact same way Eve’s could, and his eyes turned into multiple colors of hypnosis. But where Eve’s eyes were a beautiful rainbow, his were all blacks, greys, and the colors of death and rotten flesh. Blanco became as still as a statue.
“Blanco? Speak to me. Blanco!,” Eve turned with rage in her eyes. “Ok. This is going to be fast, and this is going to be rough,” she said as she pulled out her favorite dagger. She slowly began to walk towards him, the sun went behind a cloud and she bolted toward her unknown enemy. His toothy smile widened, and he caught here in the air with a mental blast. Her body was thrown to the ground. She could only stare up into the sky as whatever had hit here was now pinning her.
“You know I could teach you how to do that if you came over to us and helped out just a little.”
“Helped out with what? And teach me what?” Talking was difficult with her lungs being pressed on.
“Teach you this.” He snapped his fingers, and the force pushing on her became visible as a giant severed hand. “And you would just be helping us with what you were doing already.” His hand went into her pocket and took out the map.
“You’re lucky that’s all you touched. If you even try anything funny with me-”
“My dear, I’ve already been quite humorous with you. I believe I have you pinned, unless my memory is slipping.” He turned and began to walk away with the map in hand. “I’m sure you have this memorized by now and have no future need of it so I’ll just be leaving with it.” And then he was gone.
“Okay ,Eve! Kick his-hey, where’d he go?” Blanco’s head was snapping back and forth looking for the man who had been there seconds before. Eve stood, dusting herself off. “What were you doing on the ground? Taking a nap?” Her hand grabbed him by the chin.
“Don’t you ever scare me like that again.”
“Like what?”
“Forget it lets go.”
She’s losing her mind.
And I can read yours!

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for once
im sorry this post isnt funny. im sorry its not a really cool story. i had a screaming argument with my mother on the way home from work today about money. thats all we really talk about anymore is money. im just going to stop asking for money from them cuz all it ever does it cause screaming and arguments. i hate this. once again, sorry to disappoint u guys so much, but i had to let it go.
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Thursday, August 25, 2005

plz comment
hey i notice a lot of ppl read my stories but almost no one comments. not that u have to comment every time u read, but would be nice if every left at least one comment, and this is even if u dont like it, cuz if there is something wrong with my stories i would really like to know!! as well, dont forget to sign my gb for first timeers here!
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

what anime do i live in!?

What Anime Series Do You Belong In? by Fibinator
Full Name
Age
Anime Series	Ninja Scroll
Why	you hit things
Quiz created with MemeGen!

when i used my actual rl full name i got that i belong in love hina cuz i shoot ppl lol.

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bond villains and the weapons they love
i would never be able to decide what to use to rule the world. i mean there are so many super viruses, thingys that turn all the water in the world to ice, lazer beams on satelltes or the moon, missles in secret bases. wait, i do know what i would use. yes...it all makes sense now...*wanders off to laboratory for several years and then comes back out* ok. its done-THEYRE DONE!!! my masterpieces. cyborg platypi! muawhahahaahaahahah! the world shall no longer be safe. those other bond villains may like weapons like the golden gun or metal teeth, but i will use..eh..*looks back over shoulder* hey u, the big one. yeah you. whats ur name? oh ok. I WILL USE KIKI TO RULE THE WORLD!!!!*camera zooms out to show me laughing at the sky while cyborg platypi run around in random circles*
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part seven coming down the pipe
Eve sat at the edge of the forest, using the shade to protect her from the acidic glare of the sun. “Where is that stupid rapist? Totem of speed my ass. For all the bragging he does about how much faster he his than the other weres he can’t even come close to matching my speed. I’m quicksilver, baby.” She looked around for a random animal to command. A squirrel sat a few branches above her. The moment it looked down, her eyes turned into spherical rainbows. “Go find the one I see in my mind, and bring him to me.” The small animal scurried off through the higher limbs and disappeared. “The shape shifting perv better hurry up.”

.....

Blanco was almost to Eve, when her messenger intercepted him.
Blanco.
Oh shit. That was in my head, which meansss.
That’s right. I’m using a cute little ball of fur to tell you that you shouldn’t come near me without a present.
A present? She expects me to get her a pre-
I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS IDIOT!!!!!
Right, right. Okay. You said you liked flowers?
Yes. What are you going-
Sssshhhh. It’s a secret.

.....

Let me see. The red ones are nice looking, but too common. I got to find it. I know it’s here somewhere. Come on.
Blanco’s head was rotating everywhere in the hopes of spotting one of the rarest flowers in the world. It grew only in this particular forest, at least on this continent. The region’s mountainous nature gave it the cold climate that the northern reaches had.
It has to be here. You know this would have been a lot more romantic if I had just found one of these things all on my own, without being threatened with death. Oh well. I’ll think of that next time. I mean, if she doesn’t kill me. Hehe. Yes!! There it is. Boo yah. I’m good.
High above his head, a bright and deeply blue flower was sitting alone on a cliff side.
It’s a totally sheer cliff wall. How am I supposed to get up that? Hhmmm. No jagged rocks to bounce off of or climb up. No strong plant matter. This is really going to suck.
I don’t care if it’s going to “suck”! You were right when you guessed that the Deathshade Bloom would be exactly what I wanted. Now if you love me, you’ll get it for me. And you do love me, don’t you Blanco?
He looked up to see the squirrel once again, sitting cozily among the tree branches.
Hiyaa. Did you miss me?
No, not really Blanco.
Oh.
Stop crying, I was just messing with you again. Now get the flower and come back to me since I really do miss those cute ears of yours.
Ok. Now. It looks like I’m going to have to walk around the long way so that I can get to the top of the cliff. Then I drop down in human form to grab the flower, and then switch back to a wolf. It’s not like the fall would kill me in human form, just break both my legs. Which I could immediately heal by shifting, but I like not being in pain. So yeah, I’m going to shift before I hit the dirt. Once again time to start walking. Hey. This flower only grows in colder climates. How is it possible for it to be so hot right now? I can barely stand being in my fur. This is insane, but then again my whole life is insane.
Forty minutes later.
I’m standing here. On a cliff. Which I am about to jump off of. I’m going to grab a flower in mid-fall. A flower which can kill an elephant when ingested. And I’m going to grab in it my bare hands. And....Must stop thinking about what I’m going to do and just do it.
Another ten minutes later.
Blanco, I’ve noticed that you’re still standing there.
Why do you come and go like that?
It takes some effort to read your mind and project my thoughts, even with the squirrel cutting the distance down so much. So I have to take breaks.
Oh. I’m scared.
Are you kidding me?
Yes and no.
Which is it?
I’m not scared, I just feel amazingly stupid.
Blanco.
Yes.
Look at the squirrel.
He looked up at it, and it’s eyes were the same rainbows that Eve had used to control the squirrel. His entire face went lacks as his will did the same.
Blanco.
Drools.
Get the flower.
He turned as if sleepwalking, and stepped out into the open air. His body turned cartwheels as he fell the first twenty feet. Without looking, his hand reached out and grabbed the flower’s stem, barely avoiding the thorns. Then Eve let go of her control on him.
Oh Ur. I’m about to die.
His body began to shift. Unfortunately, he was once again too slow.
@#%^*&!!!!!!
He bounced across the landscape, coming to rest when he hit the trunk of a tree.
The flower. Must make sure the flower is okay. Yes. It’s good. And most of all, I’m goood.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

my stories
many of u ask for more of my stories. what u dont know is already have like fifty pages worth of blanco done already. and thats just blanco!!! im only putting it up in chunks so u guys can have the time to read each part. otherwise ud lose track of where u are, and ud spend more time in my archives than the rest of my site! by the way, for those of u who are coming in late, the early parts will always be there. unless otaku erases them. so hurry back and read up!
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the almighty platypus
did u know the claws on the back legs of a platypus are poisonous? from what i understand its very weak, and thats why u never hear about it. but lets pretend for a second that it was as strong as a cobra. how sad would it be to be killed by something that looked that stupid?!?! i mean imagine standing in the line to get into heaven, and u hear everyone else saying how they die:old age, war, murder, choking, and then the angel at the gates asks u, "how did u die?" u shuffle nervously, "well uh you see, this thing sort of......uh.....snuck up on me! yeah yeah, then it uh...." the guy behind you chuckles. you turn and ask,"whats so funny?" he replies,"i found your body, it was a platypus"
thats called spending the rest of eternity as a joke. (;
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