Sunday, September 4, 2005

im an angel, but not the good kind lol

11th Messenger


Which of the Angels from Evangelion would you be?
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   the hulks pants
ok, weve all seen the hulk at least once right? how do his pants not tear? every other piece of clothing he has rips into little pieces, but not his pants? how is this possible? i think hes just really small in that area if u know what i mean. lol. or maybe his pants are made of some ultimate rubber ive never heard of in my entire life!! oh knows, just hope ur never there the day his pants finally give out!
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part thirteen, isnt it keen
“Are you sure this town is a good place to try out our new powers? Didn’t you say the towns people were going to kill you and Eve?”
“Of course it’s a good place. The reason I thought of it was cuz Sagygram reminded me of it when he started talking about other ghouls. This place has a supposedly giant ghoul plaguing it. A perfect target.”
A few minutes later in the bar.
“I thought we told you to never come back here!”
“You and your new friend are going to get hurt if you don’t leave now.”
“I wouldn’t have minded you coming back, if you had brought that gorgeous little girl with you. It’s too bad you swing both ways.”
I hope they’re done now.
“Just point us to the mines, and we’ll be on our way.”
The bar broke out in laughter.
Where do I remember this situation from? I guess I’ll have to use the same tactic.
Blanco used his left arm as a club and knocked the nearest ex-miner unconscious. “Now that I have your attention, can you please help us.” The rest of the bar stopped laughing and stood up. “Vaughn. If you wouldn’t mind?”
“Not at all. Who wants some first?”
“So you’re going to take us all on, while y’ur girlfriend stands back and watches?” More laughter.
Vaughn slowly began to shift. “Thanks for volunteering.” The next few minutes were filled with screaming. A drunk stumbled into the blood covered bar whit a whore at his side.
“Where’s, Billy?,” he asked, nearly falling over and only avoiding that by leaning heavily on the prostitute. Blanco pointed towards the bear on the other side of the bar. “Oh,” and then he slid to the floor passed out. The whore gave Blanco one look, and then picked the man’s pocket.
“Before you go, would you mind telling me where the mines are, and don’t worry about the blood I’ll clean it up.”
“When you live my kind of life, dying ain’t all that scary. And if you want to know sumtin, you gotta pay, just like anyone else,” she stuck out her hand, which was covered in scars around the wrist.
I hate this world.
Blanco reached into the pockets of a dead man and gave her the money he found inside. “I could have done that.”
“True, but you didn’t. So tell me.”
“Walk out the west end of town, and keep going. You’ll find what you want soon enough.”

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“So little things, you have come to take me on.” The ghouls body rose from a crack in the earth, but it’s legs were still beneath the surface. Even with this, it towered above Vaughn and Blanco. “I have eaten many of your kind. I enjoy it greatly, since you are a meal forever.”
That’s horrible. The weres he eats just keep healing every time his body starts to digest them, so they never die. They must be going insane in there.
“Here’s a sample of my work,” it vomited up a partially digested wolf, which stared up at Blanco with insane and pitiable eyes. “Most of your kind simply turn into your even weaker human form and die. This one has been very persistent. Ten years. You’ll be his replacement, I grow tired of his foul taste.” Vaughn was already charging at full tilt at the creature. “Fine, we’ll play first.” It’s hand came down on top of Vaughn and crushed him.
“You’re going to die,” and that was what Blanco said before following after his friend.

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“You know you’d never think that a ghoul would taste good. But you use the right seasoning and bam! Delicious,” Vaughn passed a chuck of meat from the fire to Blanco.
“I agree completely,” a few hours later they were both asleep. The three weres who had been inside of the ghoul were huddled in the shadows a feet away. They hadn’t said anything the entire night, and probably wouldn’t for a long time. When they cut the ghoul open they couldn’t tell what was just a pile of bones, and what was a werecreature trying to stay alive. So the two of them pulled out every corpse they found and awaited to see if it would start to heal. There was a snake, an eagle, and the wolf which had been vomited up. The rest of the bodies had been buried.

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inside of me
i have this memory. its really late at night, or early in the morning however u wanna look at it, and i wake up. the reason i wake up is cuz something is pushing up against me. at first i dont know what it is. mind u im sleeping on my left side and its pushing against my front. now all of this, the waking up and the wondering whats touching me, happends in like a quarter second, cuz my body feels the outline of who it is. and i i knew it was her that fast. she was pushing herself back along the bed to be right up against me. and i think its truely beautiful that i recongnized her through nothing more than the outline of her body against mine. so i put my arms and legs around her as much as i can and pull her in so tightly i start to sweat from the heat of our bodies being so close. it felt so good and perfect that i tried to stay awake as long as possible to enjoy it, unfortunately it was so lovely that i completely relaxed and feel asleep. lol. when i die memories like this will go sailing up into the clouds and heaven. and so you see, i am a hopeless romantic.
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Thursday, September 1, 2005

really cool quotes
ok i had to post this one cuz ive been thinking it so much lately. my gf was pissed at her step dad, but she was in the car with me and he was in his van, and both of them had the windows up. so she screams," fuc* you and i hope u can read my lips!!" isnt she the coolest ever? VOTE NOW!!
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online game cont.
champions of norrath is a game for the ps2. u buy the disc and hook ur ps2 up to the internet and then u can play with me!!
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identity revealed!
the identity of the red ninja is nnow known! he is the ninja duck duck who goes only by the name...
....Mega Sock. the armed forces have been attacking him on all sides, but as u can see their efforts are to no avail. even missles are meaningless! he cuts them in half in mid air! the government has asked the almighty beaver samurai Uzuzuki to intervene and defend the world from the horror of the red ninja. he has accepted the mission and is said to be preparing for the fight at this very moment. we will keep u updated as to the outcome and progress of the battle.
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on line gaming
if anyone would like to get online and kick butt with i have begun playing champions of norrath alot! so lets massacre ogres together!!
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part twelve, into the hearts depths we delve!
“So are you sure?,” Blanco placed his hand on his friend’s shoulder.
“Of course I am. I have to achieve the next level. If I do this, I’ll be two steps ahead of you!”
“That’s your biggest concern. You idiot. Of course I’ll find my totem faster than you. By next week I’ll be done. By Ur, I’ll be the next totem of speed. Blanco the lightning.”
“You’re an idiot. The name doesn’t work at all. Some stupid character out of children’s fable.”
“Forget it then. I’ll come up with a different name alright. Maybe even find a name I can stay with.”
“I would laugh if I thought u weren’t being serious. Oh, wait. I will any way! Hehehehaaahaha.”
“That was the cheesiest laugh I’ve ever heard. Now go on, we’ve both got a lot to do.”
Vaughn gave a stiff mock salute, turned and walked away smiling like an idiot.
He’s never going to change, but then again I guess that’s a good thing. I myself have a lot to do. I hope it’s actually not that much. I mean Vaughn made it sound like a hallucination or something.
Blanco stepped into the tent belonging to Vaughn’s chief, and waited. The chief was staring at the ground as if in a daze.
This tribe seems to have a special liking for those weeds. They really shouldn’t use that much, but if they insist, who am I to judge? Is he going to ask me to sit, or what?
“Since you are so impatient, you may sit down.”
Must have been my body language.
“The body says many things, but I was not listening then,” he looked up as Blanco sat down on the only rug within the tent.
“So you really like it rugged, huh? I mean, only one rug. Hehe.”
Tough crowd. I’ll remember to keep my day job!
“Yes. You are quite a humorous young man, but I don’t think this is the time. So why don’t u just ask me the question, so that I can give you the answer.”
“Where do I get the really cool moves with my totem?,” his hands cut through the air in joke kung-fu moves. “You know, hi-yaa, waaaaa, hi-yaa!” The chief hit Blanco in the side of the head and returned to his seat in the blink of an eye.

“If it were not so necessary for you and you alone to do this, I would never allow you to attain the power you are being given. It is true that you are different from the others in that you do not know your own true homeland. So there is no place you can go to find what you seek,” and then he just stared. “Did you expect some great wisdom?” The tattoos on his forehead moved as his brow arched.
“Then what power were you going on about when you tried to take my head off with your ninja attack?” Blanco stood and turned for the door.
“Young one, look at my eyes.”
I’ll do more than look at them. He turned towards the older man and said “, What do you mean youn- oh.” The old man’s eye had changed, much in the same way that Eve’s did. The difference being that instead of giving a command, it gave a world. It showed places that Blanco knew he had been to before. A forest covered in snow, and this forest just seemed to go on forever.
This must be where I was born. My old chief never told me where they found me, no matter how much I begged him to tell me.
A shape was moving through the trees. It was fast. At times it was only a grey blur rushing from tree to tree. No tracks were left behind by it, and then it stopped right in front of Blanco’s view. Shocked, he felt back. The snow was cold.
Snow?
“Hey chief! Your tent has....an entire forest inside of it.” The wolf walked over to him.
“How have you been, Blanco? It’s been awhile since I’ve checked in on you. As a matter of fact, I haven’t seen you since the day your family was slaughtered.”
“YOUUUU!!!!!!,” and Blanco was a wolf and leaping without a second thought. The other wolf blurred and appeared behind Blanco.
“No not me. Did you really think a pup could survive such a slaughter without help? I kept you hidden while the succubus servant of the vampire did her work. I believe you know the one I’m talking about?”
“Her. Why didn’t you stop her?”
“That is the place of your friend Eve. Not yours and not mine. My place is to show you how to replace me,” the wolf tried to smile, but a lupine face is not made for such things.
“Who are you?”
“I am Vorac. Totem of the wolf,” and then he changed briefly into a man, who looked no different from any other, and then changed into something that was a mix of man and wolf. “This is the highest form of the were. At least for now. Whenever a new totem ascends to its place, the power for all weres rises with them. Eventually all weres will become beings of incredible power. And you will be the next step in our great family.”
“If you know all of this, do you know my name?”
“Not that you’ll even remember this, but I assumed that your name was obviously Vorac.”
Do I feel stupid or what?
“So what do I do to get this power?”
“Before you worry about things such as power, you should worry about your friend.”
“You mean Vaughn? Or is his name really Slief?”
“Right both times. And if you want to know where he is, you are a wolf. That makes you a hunter, so find him yourself.”
“What?”
“Use your senses, Fool!”
“Fine, since we’re apparently done with the friendly chat, I’ll shift back to being Stumpy the wolf.”
“You’ll find your leg healed. At least in wolf form, otherwise you will have to wait out the rest of the year for the healing to occur.”
“Sweet,” and then Blanco shifted.
Okay, let’s see what the upgraded Blanco, I mean Vorac can do.
His senses reached out across the world, and his mind was thrilled with the overwhelming sensation that washed over him. The terrain flew past, but he knew he was standing still, and then he was looking at Vaughn fighting three copies of the knight who had attacked Eve the day she disappeared. The urge to help flooded him, and then he was by Vaughn’s side in the middle of the fight.
Why am I here, wasn’t I just talking to the totem, what did he tell me. Oh no. I’m just like Vaughn here, I can’t remember! Might as well make use of my leg, and tear them apart.
But by the time Blanco had come out of his thoughts, the three knights were all dead. “Oh, well. It’s the thought that counts right? I mean it’s not like you even needed my help.”
“How did you even get here?”
“Not sure, it seems that every time you talk to a totem your memory goes on a little trip to the temple of the seven moons. Hey you every find it odd that there are seven totems, and seven moons?”
“You think of the most random things, but yes I have thought of that.”
Laughter rang from the trees all around them, and both switched back to their animal forms. “My master wants you dead, so here I come!” The trees exploded into flames, and from among them stepped Saygram, who was holding his own head. All of his skin was a grey and cracking. “You haven’t enjoyed life until you’ve mastered fire magic. Yes, indeed.”
I have a feeling he had something to do with those so called knights, and that means he has something to do with Eve. He’s gonna die badly, that is, if he isn’t already dead.
Both weres leapt forward at the ghoul Saygram and were knocked back by a wave of flame, their bodies healing the wounds instantly.
This is the first time in my life that I’ve seen a flying bear. We’re going to have to find a new tactic.
Blanco broke left as fast as he could, hoping that Vaughn would catch on. He did, but it wasn’t enough. Saygram caught them both again with an expanding globe of fire. “You are not fast enough.”
I wonder if you could be any more wrong than you are right now.
Blanco jumped around, knocking as much dust into the air as possible. But, Saygram’s vision was not impaired at all. Vaughn charged again, and was once again incinerated. The trees around them were beginning to fall from burning, and then Blanco got his chance. A tree fell between Saygram and himself, and for the blink of an eye, Saygram lost sight of Blanco.
Die. Die. DIE!!!!
Blanco was behind him and charging in to tear Saygram’s legs apart. The same globe of fire began to erupt from Saygram, and it’s light reflected in Blanco’s eyes as he bit in. Tufts of fur caught fire from the heat of the oncoming death moments before the rest of him ignited. Spellforce sent Blanco flying through the air, with Saygram’s leg in his mouth. The spell was interrupted, and the flame died down. Before Saygram could stand again, Vaughn brought both massive paws down on top of his headless shoulders and split the body in two with razor edged claws. The fight was over.
“I’d say our new bodies are quite nice.”
“I would agree, but I’d still like to know how you got here so fast.”
“I..umm...forgot.”
“I can’t believe you.”
“I can’t believe either of you think I’m dead,” both weres turned to see that Saygram’s head was unharmed and still talking. “My master wants you dead. I am only one of many ghouls, and one of us is bound to beat such weaklings.” If there was anymore to Saygram’s speech, no man will ever know. His head was mysteriously crushed. By the print its remains were left in, most feel that it was a very large bear that stepped on him. This is only a theory of course.

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