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Tuesday, August 23, 2005
the almighty platypus
did u know the claws on the back legs of a platypus are poisonous? from what i understand its very weak, and thats why u never hear about it. but lets pretend for a second that it was as strong as a cobra. how sad would it be to be killed by something that looked that stupid?!?! i mean imagine standing in the line to get into heaven, and u hear everyone else saying how they die:old age, war, murder, choking, and then the angel at the gates asks u, "how did u die?" u shuffle nervously, "well uh you see, this thing sort of......uh.....snuck up on me! yeah yeah, then it uh...." the guy behind you chuckles. you turn and ask,"whats so funny?" he replies,"i found your body, it was a platypus"
thats called spending the rest of eternity as a joke. (;
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