Saturday, August 27, 2005

part nine, its more than fine!!
“So where do we go now?,” asked Blanco once they were a safe distance from the town.
“How should I know?!?,” snapped Eve.
“The map.”
She stared at him and said “,You are so clueless it’s sad.” Then she just started to walk. Blanco shed his clothes, shifted, and then shot between her legs to carry her. She patted his head and said “,Good boy ,Blanco, good boy.” With this encouragement he picked up the pace.
“Hello there!”
Blanco ignored the male voice, but Eve instinctively turned to it. “Go to it, I’m hungry.” Blanco whimpered. “I’m sorry I can’t make love to you. But it’s only because I love you that I don’t suck your soul as well as your penis. Now come on, I’ll take his blood and his soul quickly. Please.” He turned and began to walk towards the newcomer.
I wish she would let me decide what was best for me. Maybe I consider my soul fair trade for being her lover. Heck! Do I even have a soul, I’m not human. And here comes this idiot. He thinks he’s the greatest thing to happen to women I bet, with his shining armor and his really big horse. The fool has no idea what is about to happen to him. Hehe.
“Well you are an odd sight,” he proclaimed loudly as he rode up on his horse.
“I hope your not hoping to win my heart with a line like that.”
“I simply mean that I have never once seen a goddess riding on a dog before.” Blanco growled and bared his fangs at the word dog.
I’ll show you who the dog is.
“Bad boy ,Blanco. He’s just being friendly. I’m sorry. He’s very loyal and sometimes too protective.” She shot daggers at him with her eyes.
Fine, ignore the fact that he just insulted me. Well, she is going to kill him. I guess that’ll be enough.
“Loyalty should always be rewarded with kindness. To be honest, I was hoping you would reward me today for the loyalty I would show you tomorrow.”
“Something tells me the reward you want would be expected tonight and not today.”
He smiled while leaning towards. “Why wait till tonight?”
That’s the best you can do. I should kill you myself just for saying something as stupid as that.
“Ok.” And with that she was off of Blanco and riding in front of the “white knight.” His arms wrapped around her.
I know she has to eat, but does she have to eat such garbage. And now what am I going to do. You know she didn’t say I was allowed to follow at a distance. If she sees me, I’ll just say that I was going to give her a ride when she was done with her food. I hope her mother told her it was wrong to play with her food. Oh yeah, her mother didn’t tell her any thing. Damn it.
They soon arrived a small cabin in the middle of the forest. “Isn’t it perfect?” She stared, frowning with one eyebrow raised in disbelief.
“It’s.....quaint,” and she giggled infectiously. She turned and kissed him.
HEY! She never kissed me. And she can’t tell me that kissing is enough to take your soul! Or is it? Don’t actually know now that I think about it. I give up.
By now he was carrying her in the door, both of them smiling. The door shut, and he could see nothing going on within the dark cabin.
I could always sneak up to the window to...to what? Watch someone else take what I want? No. I’ll just stay here. It’s not as if I have any where else to go. Home died years ago.
Inside the cabin Eve was already pining the white knight to the bed, both of them completely nude. “Now just enjoy it while I...nibble your neck a little okay , Love.”
“I think not vampire. Or succubus. Or whatever you like to call yourself.” She stopped dead, letting her senses scan the room around her one more time, checking for other possible enemies.
“You do realize that we are alone, and you have no way of defending yourself, your dead. No. You’re more than dead. I’m not just going to take your blood. I’m going to take your soul. And then I’m going to turn you into my ghoul servant so you can spend the next thousand years following me around while you slowly rot away to the unholy dust you came from!” And then she sank her fangs into his neck while thrusting her hips to take his soul. The tattoos on her body began to glow as the blood flowed into her. And then her eyes opened wide with surprise. Her fangs pulled away from his neck, and the blood that welled out of the wound was a bright orange. His head turned, and his eyes had gone totally white.
“You do realize that we are alone, and you have no way of defending yourself. Oh wait, your dog!” And with that he threw the now choking Eve off of himself and lunged out the door with a sword made of silver. “DOG!! Come here and die with your master!”
“Bla-Blanco!! Run!,” was all she could get out before the darkness overtook her.
Run! You have to be kidding me. I’m going to tear him apart. And yes I know that the sword is silver, but I don’t care. Blood is going to be on the ground today, and it’s going to be his.
With that Blanco was jumping at his throat, not caring about the incoming sword. His left foreleg was removed with one swipe, but his teeth caught firmly around the skull of his opponent.
Now you’re going to die.
A pleasing cracking sound met Blanco’s ears as his teeth meshed together with the flesh of his enemy. Shards of skull went flying through the air, and Blanco gave the bloodiest smile of his life.
Mess with someone I love, and you end up dead. But I guess you get that already. Hehahehahehahe!
Blanco wobbled oddly on his three remaining legs into the cabin, ignoring the twitching headless form.
There’s no one here? How is that possible?

Once he had a human mouth he started to scream at the top of his lungs. “EVE!!! EVE WHERE ARE YOU!?!!? DAMN IT!! ANSWER ME, EVE! EVEEEE!!!” He spent the rest of the month wandering through the woods looking for her. He spent the six months after that in a bar.

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