Friday, April 20, 2007

   One-Shot Request: Pocky?
I. Hiko looked out his window in Mi's hideout. His long, wet black hair was draped over his pale shoulder. He had let his robe fall so he could feel the pleasant summer breeze. His hitai-ate was abandoned on his bed so that his curse mark was showing. He sighed. There were no birds in Otogakure. He wanted to see those beautiful, free creatures again. He pulled his white robe over his shoulders, sighing again.
Yamitsuki watched other children play from her hospital window. Her long, shiny black hair had ben put into a stylish up-do by Sango and Kureko earlier that day. It was primarily for the doctors so they didn't have to constantly move it when changing the bandages on her wounds. She sighed. The birds flew freely in Konoha. She watched the animal's her teammate so admired with tears in her eyes. She hung her head, thinking back.
Flames. Most of the Hyuga household and land was engulfed. Yamitsuki watched in horror. "H... Hanabi-oba-san... Miko-kun..." she whispered. she jolted upwards at the sounds of a cackling boy. "Hiko-san!" she screamed, running towards him.
Hiko looked abslutely insane. He held a bloody kunai in one hand, and there were the marks of Rotation beaten into the ground around him. "H..Hiko-san?" Yamitsuki whispered. Hiko chuckled menacingly. "What happened, Hiko-san?" she whispered again. "I snapped. The Hell do you think happened?" Hiko said in his calm, usual voice. Yamitsuki shuddered. It was so... so...
"You did this?" she asked, her throat dry. Hiko nodded. Yamitsuki felt sick. "Why?" she asked, tears in her eyes. "You're so totally trusting, Lady Lotus." he said. Yamitsuki really started crying at that. "No..." she hiccuped.
Hiko wasn't Hiko anymore to her. He looked like Samaru, that day she had followed him, tried to bring him back by killing them both. He had the same mocking smile Samaru had. The same hate-filled eyes. The same facial expression. It all screamed Samaru.
Hiko turned to leave.
"I CANNOT FAIL AGAIN!!" she screamed, getting off her knees. She lunged for Hiko.
Hiko had been prepared to fend off an attack, but instead felt a warm embrace. His eyebrows were raised in perplexion. Yamitsuki was crying, hugging Hiko from the back. "I can't lose you too, Hiko-chan... Not after losing Samaru, and Sanosuke, Yashako..." she said weakly. Hiko couldn't understand the feeling that gripped him. It was suffocating,
(and releasing)
Painful,
(and wonderful)
Sickening,
(and healing)
and a cage.
(And freedom).
He heard three words from a child's mouth ring in his ears.
"Hiko-onii want pocky?"
He knew it was love in that instant, like he had realized it as a child.
"I'll... make you some more pocky, Hiko-chan." Yamitsuki sobbed. "Just... Don't BREAK me like this..." she begged. Hiko remained silent.
A kunai dug into her left lung as a juken attack pierced her chest.
Just before conciesness left her, she saw the man she called rival... the stoic, mistreated boy... Leader of the Hyuga Cadet Branch... actually...
Cry?
Yamitsuki's head hit her desk as she sobbed. Her heart was shattered from then on. She tried to speak, but her mouth would not say the damned name.
"Hiko"
II. His favorite food was pocky. He'd never admit it. Hiko had never liked strong foods, but he loved pocky. It was innocence to him. Kindness. He took a bite of pocky and chewed, lost in thought. His hitai-ate was still on his bed. His curse mark showed. He was lost in memories.
"Hiko, you must be a good boy and protect Yamitsuki-san. Hai?" Hanabi instructed the young leader of the Cadet Branch. "Hai, Hanabi-sama.' Hiko responded. He was 4 at the time, still 'innocent'.
He was escorted outside, where Hinata and Yamitsuki were waiting. Hiko smiled. Hinata-san was always so kind! Like the mother he never had. And Yamitsuki... He didn't know much, but if Hinata was 'mother', that made Yamitsuki 'sister'.
Hinata was somber, though. She didn't smile back. Hiko cocked his head in confusion. "Hinata-san... Yamitsuki-sama." Hiko said with a small bow. He giggled. How was Yamitsuki on a higher level than her mother? It was funny to the young boy. Hanabi gently smacked him upside the head. Hiko rubbed the area where hand met head, scowling.
"Hiko is now to become an official member of the Cadet Branch, Ane-san." Hanabi said. Hinata nodded. Hiko suddenly felt excited. Him, an official Cadet Branch member! Yamitsuki smiled and waved furiously at her second cousin. "Hi!!" she squealed. "I'm 3 today!!" she giggled. "Oh, congratulations on Yamitsuki-sama's 3rd birthday, Ane-san." Hanabi said pleasantly. Hiko giggled. "Happy Birthday, Yamitsuki-Ne-chan!" he said. Hanabi glared at Hiko. "It's Yamitsuki-sama!" she exclaimed in a voice reserved for her ANBU subordinates. Even Hinata flinched. "Hana-chan, it's no big deal!" she said with a sweatdrop.
Hiko didn't know what he was in for. He reflected on that as he picked his ink brush up. He knew what to draw. A lotus, with a bird. She'd like that. He smiled warmly with the first ink mark he put upon the scroll.
11 years earlier, Hiko had been crying somewhere on Hyuga land. A few footsteps came within mere cenimeters. Let them find him. He was caged anyway.
Yamitsuki stepped towards him. Hiko spat at her, then brought her small, pale hand up to the mark on his forehead. "You're the reason I have this! YOU are my cage!" he screached. Yamitsuki did not flinch, like others would have done at such an outburst of fury. She brought her free hand out from behind her back. "Pocky?" she asked. Hiko blinked, looking at the item in her hand. A bar of ramen-flavored pocky. It looked super gross to him. "Ramen and pocky? I think I'd rather barf!" he said, letting go of her. yamitsuki shook her head and pulled another bar of pocky out of her kimono obi. This one was teriyaki flavor. Hiko liked teriyaki.
"Hiko-onii want pocky?" Yamitsuki said, etching her memory into Hiko's mind. She took a bite of the ramen-flavor. Hiko accepted her gift. "Thanks..." he muttered.
Yamitsuki hugged him as they both tumbled to the ground, pocky in hand. "Onii-kun likes Yamitsuki's pocky! Onii-kun doesn't call Yamitsuki 'Sama'! Onii-kun, Yamitsuki loves her Onii-kun!"
Hiko finished his work, smiling. He put on a dark blue cloak and walked out of the hideout.
III. Yamitsuki slept peacefuly in her hospital bed. It had ben three days since her heart had shattered, a week since Hiko left. She was lost in dreams of her and Hiko training and talking in an endless sunset.
And Hiko had wings, so he could fly with the birds and carry her away from her fate.
Hiko walked silently into the hospital room. He set a wreath of black roses and lotus' in her hands. He set the scroll he carried on the table next to her bed. He looked at her as she slept.
He cried as he thought of the pain he inflicted upon her. "Forgive me, Yami-kun..." he whimpered.
He then kissed her lips, on impulse. "My Lotus, blooming freely..." he whispered, smoothing her shining hair out of her face.
He left an hour later, when he heard his old sensei and his now-rivals for Yamitsuki's affections, Tentori, his old teammate, and the Kazekage, Yashako, coming down the halls. "I Love You, Yami." he whispered, crying as he spoke.
He crawled out the window as Yamitsuki awoke. She batted her eyes for a moment, then felt the wreath in her hands. It consisted of her favorite flwers. She blinked in confusion. "Who--" She looked at the table next to her. A scroll was placed with care on the edge closest to her. She opened it, hands shaking.
'FORGIVE ME, LOVE YOUR BASTARD TEAMMATE'
the top read. She giggled slightly. She pulled the rest of the scroll out.
Inside was a beautiful drawing of Hiko and herself, eating pocky in the Hyuga gardens.
Tentori entered the room first, only to see Yamitsuki crying, clutching a scroll. "Yamitsuki-kun?!" he said, concern playing with his voice.
Hiko walked up to a sweet shop just before he left Konoha.
"One Teriyaki pocky, please."

ARGH! I always write the pairings I HATE the BEST!!! HayaTsumi and HikoYami! WHY GOD WHY CAN'T I WRITE A GOOD HAYAAKI AND YASHAYAMI?!
Hiko: Because it was not fated...
Me; shut up, Lover Boy...
Hiko: I'M BRINGIN' SEXY BACK!
Me: *hits him with a bag of macaroni* OH SO TAKASHI AND AKIKO SHOULD GET TOGETHER BECAUSE HAYATEKO BELONGS TO TSUMI!? NU-UH!
Hiko: THREE-WAY TSUMI AND AKIKO WITH HAYATEKO IF YOU'RE SO HELL-BENT!!
Me: SHUT UP, LOVER BOY!!!

Um, this was a dedication to Wolfe-Ane! She even asked I RP a fight with Hiko-san, because she thought that'd be interesting...
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   Story I found in my notepad x3
Gekko Hayate walked to and fro through Konoha, his best friend Genma following him. "Why'd you have to drag me along, Hayate-kun?" he whined. Hayate rolled his eyes. "You're the one that said Yuugao gave you a headache, Genma-san." Hayate answered. (GenmaYuugao fowebbah!!) He looked around. "...Where's Noaki-chan?" Hayate asked, concern in his voice. Genma's eyes lit up at the mention of 'His Goddess', also known as Hayate's Half-sister.
Noaki was walking around the shopping alley, holding her young nephew's hand. He looked up at her with big Byakugan. "Aunt Nowaki..." he began. Noaki looked down. "Hai, Hayateko-chan?" she responded. "Why's Gai an' Kakashi an' Kotetsu followin' us?" Hayateko asked innocently. Noaki looked behind her and saw Gai, Kakashi, and Kotetsu trying to blend into the background. Noaki twitched. "Damn fanboys." she muttered, walking off. Hayateko was being dragged along, the soles of his sandal's wearing down to nothing.
Gai, Kakashi, and Kotetsu followed their beautiful prey. That day, she was in a short denim skirt and loose white tank top, her long brown hair in a ponytail over her shoulder. "My youthful little angel..." Gai whispered. Kakashi kept having Come-Come Paradise thoughts about Noaki. Kotetsu was hoping Hayate would NEVER see the pictures he had of his co-worker's half-sister. All three of them gasped in pleasure when Noaki turned around. Then they attempted to act normal by putting vases on their heads.
Kotetsu summed it up in one sentence. "My friends, we are IDIOTS."

That's the intro x3

It goes YAOI.
All the guys start liking Hayate when Noaki goes AWOL.

QUESTION!!
1) Whadaya think of GenmaYuugao pairings?
2) How many reese cups can you fit in your mouth? I can fit 5!
3) Is Alucard hott, or am I just weird?
4) How do you like the changes to my site?
5) Do you watch Smallville or Supernatural? If you watch Supernatural, Who would win, Sam and Dean vs. Seras and Alucard?
6) OMG IT'S ALUCARD!!! *not a question, just fangurlyness....

ANIME QUESTION! LATEST WINER IS KUNOICHI WARRIOR!!

Who ish Konohamaru's uncle?!
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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Manah manah (doo doo doh doo doo)
Some commercial just played with that song xp

Kawaii Naruto: SAWA-CHAN! Chu gunna post an hexberp?
Kawaii Sasuke: Sara-nee-chan!
Me: Yakumo'll be woried about ya, Chibi-Sasu.

Yes, there is something STRANGE in the works @_@

The Adventures of Sara and Yakumo!!! xp The titles actuallly longer, but I have A LOT to type @_@

Oh, my friend Corwyn complimented me today. He said I looked punk. Then he kept calling me 'Sir Integra'. I called him Alucard-chan-sama. x3

My friend I call Alucard has the sweetest little sister! Her name is Sunny and she's SOOOO KAWAII!!
Kawaii Sasuke/Kawaii Naruto: Like us?
Me: sure, sure...

Alucard/Dakota tried to flirt with me...

he complimented my hair and said I definately didn't look like the 'Integra Slut' *O.O"* Then he pulled me onto his lap *O.O!!*

then Corwyn gave him a more-than-brotherly glare *@__@!!*

OMG TWO HIGH SCHOOL HELLSING OTAKU'S AFTER ME?!! WTF?!

Moving on...

Anyone seen Smallville? It's a damn entertaining show!

Um, as Naru-ru put it, here's an 'hexberp' of my book. I'm actually working on 3, but this is the latest...

Nevermore.

Again I'm in this place. I'm always here. This place is so safe. I can almost fly.
I never existed. Not truly. They would never have let me. I know too much. I am Omni. I am a raven.
My eyes gleam in the darkness as I watch her chest rise and fall. I hear her soft heartbeat. I long to tear her heart from her. I long to be her. I see her mother come in and kiss her cheek. I see my mother act like I'm not there. She feels me.
I want them all to die. Why do they hate me so? It isn't my fault to have been born like this. Can you blame me for being a rape-child? Can you help what my Father was?
I was always connected to her. There is that scar. It defies science, but our differences CONNECTED us. I tainted her before she lived. She saved me before I died.
I am Omni.
Quoth the Raven,
'NEVERMORE'

The book is called 'Nevermore'. I got the idea today reading my Mom's complete works of Edgar Allen Poe.

I have two others in the Works.
'Vampire Savior' and 'In The End'.

Vampire Savior is my baby xp some of you otaku personel have been put in as charecters ^_^

The plot is a half-Vampire, half-Elf girl is reborn in a human body. A man named Holcombe *koff* Otakuite *koff*, who works as a Devil Hunter *koff* Chibi Ninja *koff* tells her of her history and how she must be an instrument of destruction in her writings, or a Savior in her death.

...Wow, sounds kinda like Prophecised x3 It was kinda the springboard...

In The End has been put on hiatus. It takes place in the near future and centers around a scientist, Kyle Sudramresol. He is living in a post-appocolypse world, where anything can kill. He keeps thinking of an old girlfriend, Gwen, even when he knows she's dead and that there are more important things. Gwen somehow tied into the near-end of the world. He finds out she has been used as an expierment by her husband, much like in their favorite video game, FINAL FANTASY 7.

...Good night.

PS: How do you like the changes to my site?
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   The Idiots Left... A request...
They went through my Ficbooks! *Fanfic notebooks* AND SCOTT KILLED MY CAMERA BY PUTTING IT IN THE TUB!!!

They helped me and my mom move furniture @__@ Corwyn and Lee and Hayate and Doug and Scott...

They want me to alter and post *shudder*

I have a sequel fic cossover of LotR and Hellsing.
It centers around me and Tema's charecters.

Here goes nothing FOR $500!! SCOTT'S MADE oO' MONEY!! >O<


PG-13, Includes Yaoi, Sibcest, Suggestive Themes, and cursing.

The young stewardess looked at the Vampire expectantly. "Well, Wrath?" Sulloth said in a breathy voice.

Wrath blinked a few times. This beautiful, gorgeous woman wanted HIM? She was Gondorian nobility, and he was... he was...
A No-Life Prince! It was that simple! No one would love him. Not his Master, his sisters, his servant, no one.


"Um, My Lady?" he squeaked. Then came the maid outfit. He conjured it up in his mind, saw it clearly. A cute, sexy little pink maid outfit in place of her black fur outfit. The type of outfit reserved for his worst thoughts of William.
To HELL with WILLIAM!!!
His mind rebelled.


"I mean, you love me, right?" she asked. Wrath gulped and adjusted his collar. He smoothed his long black hair back and blinked. The woman giggled. "So cute." she cooed. "...My Lady?" he squeaked again.

Then her blod red lips touched his. God, hers were warm on his deathly cold ones. Something southward moved. Sulloth giggled as it touched her leg. "Naughty." she said.

She got up and looked at him. "Tommorow night, love?" she asked. "It's a date." Wrath squeaked. She paused a moment to take a final look.

"I love you, Wrath, son of Alucard."

Oh, boy, you're in some serious shit now, Wrath.
His mind said.

"I love you, Sulloth, daughter of Boromir." he stuttered. "With every beat of my dead heart." he added for a dramatic flair. Sulloth walked off, smiling in the dark.

The young vampire fainted dead away.

"Whoa, so she's related to us?" Jinx asked the half-elf in front of her. Elwen nodded, thumbing through one of a thousand horror books in the Hellsing library. "You don't have books like this in Middle Earth." she sighed. Jinx giggled. "Don't tell my twin. I think he likes your Stewardess." she said wryly.

There was an echoing sigh from the back of the library. The two women looked at each other. "Wasn't that... the Priest?" Elwen asked. Jinx had the same blank stare as her brother. "Um, ah... S.. Seamus?" Jinx finally said. The young Vatican Dog sighed again, then moaned out. Jinx's hair stood on end. Elwen shuddered. "Feadraug... You dirty little elf..." she said, shaking her head. "You honestly think that THE Seamus Anderson, son of the Paladin Anderson, the Seamus who is my rival, would do that to an Elven princes?!" Jinx sputtered. Elwen picked up the book and stood up. "Let's not find out..." she suggested. The two bolted for the door, screaming their bad-ass lungs out.

Jinx entered her room, still shaken. She kept muttering something about "Most unortho-freakin'-dox Priest..." She crawled into her coffin.

It's always warm here, and soft. Wait, soft? This is silk. When did I get silk lining? I DIDN'T get silk lining. What the hell am I on?! Wait, is that SKIN?! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

She jolted upwards, banging her head against her oak coffin. She kicked it open and lunged for the other side of the room, her head slightly bleeding. She gasped, still in shock of all the night's horrors.

She finally walkd towards her coffin. "Oh, God, oh God, oh shit!" she kept muttering.

In her coffin was her sister. Chelsea was napping, her long hair flowing around her like an aura of death. even in sleep, she was awful. Her beauty reflected all of the soul's darkest secrets. Her eyes, wide open, shone with Hellfire. Jinx was still afraid of that woman, and would always be.

"I don't care how far or how fast you run, Jinx. My hate will always be stronger than you. I am always a step behind you. I am everything you fear, everything you cannot have, and everything you can never be. I will teach you about pain. You shall suffer. I Ordain it as such."

Jinx touched her sister's cool skin. "Everything I'll never be, huh? Everything I'll never have..." she whispered. she leaned into the coffin and softly kissed her sister. "I have what I wanted, Honorable Devil." she said in Latin.

"Honora Dracul."

Even in a haze, Chelsea heard that. She was somewhere between asleep and drugged.

Oh, God, why do I remember? I just wanted to finish that book in peace! Why, God, why do you hate me? First I was born like this, born without true life, and then you take my mother away and let the other two be happy with her, make me put up with that prissy Jinx brat, and then I had to see that?! Oh, my eyes... They're burning...

Chelsea snuck up from the dungeon and entered the library soundlessly. She pulled out her selected reading materials, Mists of Avalon, and read it until she was 4 pages to the end. then she heard the Priest, what's-his-name Anderson, the younger one, Alexander's bastard child. He sounded like he was having a good time. Chelsea went over to tell him to stop being dirty on Hellsing property.

Then she saw them together.

Why, god, why?!

Her red eyes fluttered open, and she saw a young girl leaning over her.

"Honora Dracul." she spoke softly.

"J... Jinx?" Chelsea asked. The younger woman jumped. Chelsea touched her lips.

Why are my lips wet? Like someone's licked them...

Oh, My, GOD.

Elwen turned a corner in the mansion and saw Feadraug walk out of the bathroom in a robe. Her mind didn't completely register. "Why aren't you in the library?" Elwen asked. Feadraug tossed her hair over her shoulder. "I fell asleep in the tub..." she answered with a yawn. "Think I'll retire. Good night."

Elwen cocked her head. If Feadraug was there, and her stalker-Priest was downstairs...

Who was Seamus with?

She meandered downstairs and climbed on top of the bookshelves, scurrying towards the noise. she looked down. The priest was absolutely pleased with himself, and the blonde he was with...

The Blonde...

The blonde...

Fwoo, boy, please don't let me get caught...

"FIRST I SEE MASTER WILLIAM WITH THE PRIEST, THEN YOU KISS ME, MY GOD JINX, YOU FREAK!!!!"

Night 5, END.

It's a weird little crossover. I shall now call Scott.

Good night.

Prophecised resume's tommorow.

QUESTIONS!!

1) Whadaya think of the story?
2) Should I post an exerpt of my real book?
3) Who would win, Genma vs. Hayate?
4) Have you played ShinobiLegends?
5) If Anderson chains Alucard to the bed, is it unholy revenge or Yaoi?
6) If ALUCARD chains Anderson to the bed, revenge or yaoi?

ANIME QUESTION!!!

Tsunade's grandfather is...
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Monday, April 16, 2007

   Um, I'm a money-loving bitch?
I'm trying to keep it PG-13.

IF YAOI, YURI, OR HINTS OF HENTAI GIVES YOU NIGHTMARES, TURN BACK NOW BEFORE ALL HOPE IS LOST. Oh, If it sucks, it's my first time AND ILOVEROCKLEE SAID I SHOULD GO FOR IT!

The pairings are:
AkiSada *Yuri*
HayaTaka *Yaoi*

A Midnight Seranade


I. Preparations
Sabaku no Akiko was pissed off. Her student, Yashako, the Kazekage, was FORCING her to do a performance for various lords and nobles and kage's.
"How the HELL does this promote peace?!" she asked as Kazeko worked on her long tan kimono for the opening segment. "Art promotes peace. Opera and music is a fine art. Since Gaara's dead" "Your father would NEVER force me to do something so RIDICULOUS..." Akiko said through gritted teeth. Kazeko poked her with a needle. Akiko involuntarily went to kick her student. "Hey, wasn't me who killed him, Sensei." Kazeko said throuh a mouthful of pins. Akiko groaned.
She had a beautiful voice. she could play flute, piano, and violin. That was beside the point. Her FATHER made her learn that. she didn't hate Baki. She hated what Gaara made him into. She escaped him so easily, in the night. She understood why Hayateko loved the moon so much. It was perfectly clear that it's still, steady beauty was enough to enchant anyone.
There was also that girl... The one that made Akiko feel weird inside. What had she said as a child? That she was 'Warm and Tingly' those four nights she was in Sunagakure.
The girl... The lonely one... The one who wanted to hear 'Wish Upon a Star'.
"Sing, Akiko." Yashako comanded.
"The Last that ever she saw him/ carried away, by a moonlight shadow/he passed on weary and warning/ carried away/ by a moonlight shadow"
As Akiko sang about moonlight, Gekko Hayateko was getting as mad as his eternal rival. "Naruto-sama... You do realize this is a woman I cannot stand, correct?" Hayateko asked, trying to weasel his way out of attending Akiko's little 'opera'. The Hokage sighed. "Hayateko, you're my apprentice. You Have to go with me." "'Have to' my ass!" Hayateko spat. Naruto wiped the spit off his face and kicked Hayateko in the shin, felling him like a new Christmas tree. "Shut up, will ya?" Naruto comanded.
Just then, Naruto's children came skipping into the room, their half-sister in pursuit. "We used Ane-san's curry in our ramen!" Sanosuke and Seikatsu chimed happily, oblivious to the fact Yamitsuki was weilding a chainsaw. "Correction, you two used ALL my curry in your ramen!!" Yamitsuki growled. Naruto slowly shook his head. "Why, Hinata, why?" he bawled. "Why the boy? Couldn't you have made him smarter?" "HEY!" Sanosuke barked. "My intelligence are as good as his!!" Everyone stared at the blonde in silence. "Um, I didn't say that right..." Sanosuke said, blinking slowly.
Seikatsu played with her fingers for a few moments, then looked at her father. "Um, Daddy? Can we go to the Opera with Akiko-san in it?" she stuttered, acting exactly like her mother. Naruto smiled. "Of course, Sei-hime." he said, kissing her forehead.
Hayateko's head hit the desk none too softly. "Rugrats? Naruto, you're KIDDING!" he whined. Naruto flicked his old student on the head. "It's Naruto-Sama." he corrected. Hayateko groaned. "Onii-kun, chillax." Sanosuke said. Hayateko raised his middle finger to the would-be hokage.
"I'll go too." a familiar voice said. Hayateko looked towards the door and saw his teammates. "Sada-chan, Taka-kun." he muttered. "Hayateko'll be bored stiff, and someone will have to restrain him." Takashi said. Sada smiled. "I'll wear my good kimono!" she exclaimed. She took her beloved student by the arm nd yanked her off. She stopped at the door. "Um, do you think she'll sing When You Wish Upon a Star?" sada asked. Hayateko shrugged, not really paying attention.
Had Takashi's eyes always been so blue? Or his skin so... soft? What the Hell's wrong with me? he asked internally, tugging at his collar. The room suddenly got realy hot.

All for now. Writing Yaoi makes you hungry xp

Next time!
II. Kiss the Starlight
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   PAID TO WRITE YURI?!
Hi, peeps. Howzitt going?

About the title... Hayate, Baki, and Lee will pay me for writing and posting a Naruto yuri.
One catch:
It must be females from my story Enishi, the one with Michinochihime and Samaru and such.
They'll pay me $15 each, just for writing it. Double it if I post it on MyO.

...Is $90 worth that much?!

I'm working on it, but I refuse to freak my readers out.

WHO HERE LIKES YAOI?! THE NON-DIRTY VERSION?!
They're paying me $50 each per paragraph *!!!*
TO POST A YAOI WITH MY BOYS FROM ENISHI @__@

Please comment if you think I should o///o

Well, I got my hair done! ^O^ It's now shorter, with blonde streaks!

GOLDILOX IS BRINGIN' SEXY BACK!!!! >O<

This is an idea for story I came up with based on Katana's article "If It Were Anime"

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, KATANA-SENPAI!!

1)It's LotR.
2)It's in our time.
3)The charecters are reincarnations.
4) It's in Japan.
5)...This is the most UNORTHODOX form of Lord of the Rings. Ever.

Well, my mom sucks at doing taxes **" she keeps trying and it keeps messing up lol

We learned how to do taxes last month in Math!!!

Oh, for my reference:
Frodo-> Gintoki Ringumaru
Sam-> Enishi Haji
Merry-> Kori Hana
Pippin-> Kori Yukiya
Aragorn-> Hirano Kishimoto
Legolas-> Kohta Masashi
Gimli-> Toriyama Nosuke
Gandalf-> Richardu-sensei
Saruman-> Akukaze Yamireino
Boromir-> Aishiteru Shite
Faramir-> Aishiteru Chibi
Denethor-> Aishiteru Eien
Arwen-> Hakuyuki Senbon
Eowyn-> Dango Renge
Eomer-> Dango Taro
Theoden-> Dango Anmaru
Elrond-> Hakuyuki Yaro
Galadrial-> Kirei Raito
Rosie-> Kawaii Barahime
Sauron-> Shonen Kiriji

Ok, Random Question TIIIIME!!!
>O<
1) Who here watches Ed, Edd, and Eddy?
2) If they made a movie, would you need a diaper because you'd laugh so hard?
3) should I post my LotR Story?
4) AlucardIntegra: Love it, hate it, Dunno about it?
5) Do you drink coffee?!
6) Have you read/watched Genshiken, Kamichama Karin, or Pixie Pop. Not 'Beauty Pop', PIXIE POP.

Oh, and an anime question of the day!
*sorry, Keitaro-fan and Kunoichi Warrior!! ^^"*
Who does Seras Victoria first drink from in the MANGA? No cheating, she drank from Farguson in the anime!

Buh-bye!
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

A request from another Naruto story I'm working on.
My friends Wolfe and Ino were asking about the pasts of the members of Akatsuki in a work I did prior to Prophecised/Yogen No Ko. It kinda follows Prophecised, but it centers around Yamitsuki's half-brother, Uzumaki Sanosuke. And there's no Yuriji... Or KibaIno pairings... And Yamitsuki doesn't go evil (OR DOES SHE?! OR DOESN'T SHE?!) And Oro's really dead TTT___TTT
Eaoden: *dressed as Orochimaru* Um... Cheer up?
Me: *hug* Tank chu.

Well, here's goes... SOMETHIN'...

I. Michinochihime (Itachiko)
The girl was lost. Sasuke could only see his brother's bastard daughter. Miyu, Sasuke's wife, saw trash. The youngest two were scared crapless. But Samaru loved her. She was God to him. He wanted to be like Michinochihime.
(HOW COULD I DO THIS?!)
He bled onto the floor. The blood of a genius. The blood of an avenger. A part of Itachi's prayer stick driven through his heart.
(BREATHE, SASUKE. PLEASE.)
What would they say? That she was just like Itachi? That she was a murderess? If she explained, maybe. She had been so angry. He broke her treasures. And his eyes. Like he was going to kill her. It was her or him. Michinochihime did what anyone would. Kill or be killed.
(I'M NOT LIKE HIM. I'LL NEVER BE LIKE HIM.)
The young girl leaned over her pale uncle and started to breathe into him. It was futile. He was long gone. But she wanted people to know she tried.
*tried to kill him, Murderess*
(SHUT UP)
The two voices, always fighting. That hissy one, the wrong one, she thought he, IT, had died long ago. The strong voice, the right one, rang out, proud and loud.
*Admit it, you wanted him dead. You hated that look.*
(Shut Up!)
The strong voice was losing. The wrong one was getting stronger. "Is this what going crazy feels like?" she thought aloud.
*YOU KILLED HIM YOU KILLED HIM YOU KILLED SASUKE YOU'RE A DIRTY MURDERER LIKE YOUR FATHER. ITACHIKO ITACHIKO SUCH A PRETTY KILLER MY ITACHIKO*
(just die)
*I'M NEVER GOING TO DIE I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OVER
ITACHIKO THE BEAUTIFUL KILLER WITH EYES LIKE SIN AND SKIN LIKE A DEMONS AND HAIR LIKE DARKNESS SUCH A PRETTY KILLER MY ITACHIKO*
(samaru needs his big sister)
*SCREW SAMARU. CHECKMATE*
(sa-chan)
*SUCH A PRETTY KILLER MY ITACHIKO KILLING THE GOOD INSIDE YOURSELF SUCH A WONDERFUL GIRL MY ITACHIKO YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME MY ITACHIKO THE PAST WILL ALWAYS BITE YOUR ASS AND I AM THAT PAST ITACHIKO MY CHILD YOU'LL FORGET LIKE I DID MY ITACHIKO*
(samaru)
*YOU CLING TO HIM? YOU'RE A DIE-HARD BITCH, JUST LIKE THE ONE THAT BORE YOU. FINE, CLING TO HIM IN YOUR OWN UNSIGHTLY MANNER.*
Michinochihime retched. She felt like everything from mother's milk up came out of her mouth. That voice. The thing she called Father. The one that had nameded her Itachikonomichinochihime. That ridiculous, evil name. Why wouldn't he DIE?
Then she laughed. Part of her loved it, the way it finally had power. The other part took the katana Sasuke carried and held it to her neck.
The screams carried. Miyu screaming. Ayame's wails. The baby, was it Kage?, crying as loud as his little lungs could.
*THE HELL CAN YOU DO, ITACHIKO?*
Somehow, she could see the boy downstairs, slightly older than Michinochihime, with long black and partly gold hair and sharingan that reflected an empty Hellfire. He knew she watched them all fall through his eyes. "You belong to me, Itachiko." he chuckled, talking like an old lover instead of an assasin. "Dawn is rising, Itachiko."
The girl resigned. Sins of the Father are incurable once father's are dead and their children are weak. With that philosophy in mind, Michinochihime ran away from it all, Katana pierced through her wrist until partway down the stairs when the pain bordered unbearable. Blood of the Uchiha's trickled down the blade. She saw Samaru, but she's damned to remeber what was said.
*MY BEAUTIFUL, FRIGHTENED ITACHIKO A MONSTER WHICH COULD SLAY EVEN HER FATHER IF SHE DARED.*
(i won't let him become me)

II. Akikasumi *Even the Birds*
"Even birds fly free, Akikasumi." her mother said. The young girl nodded. "Even the lowest of Servant's is free in dreams. Now, that is not true." Tori no Iwagakure explained. Akikasumi nodded again. "We are only free in Death, Akikasumi. We are only beautiful in Death. Your father said Art is not" "'Art is not art until it is destroyed'!" Akikasumi finished, blowing a strand of blonde hair away from her face. She was bored. Mother kept reviewing Akatsuki and Father and art and all crap that came up. Deidara had been dead a little over a month, and Tori had gone mad. Akikasumi couldn't give a damn even if she cared to.
Whenever Deidara showed up, he was always pissed at the world and knocked Tori around. He never touched the child. Akikasumi was 'An artistic genius'. Everyone else called it a bratty little bitch who broke everything and was spoiled, literally, rotten. Akikasumi, even from a young age, told her mother to leave her father. Tori wouldn't hear of it. She knew of Deidara's views. "He's just making me into a work of art, Darling." Tori would say as she tucked her crying child into bed.
Akikasumi cried when Deidara died, and yes, she was sad, sad she hadn't gotten to the Bastard first. But Tori had tried so many times to kill herself. Akikasumi needed to be strong. She truly did care. She loved everyone in the whole fucking world. She was just brought up around scorn and whispering of her lineage and her father beating the life from her mother. Her love was a twisted kind of love. The type that you only knew it was love and not Sadist psychological torture when you had known her for many, many years. Even when she grew up and joined Akatsuki, only two of her peers grew to understand her.
Akikasumi eyed the holes in her hands. Not holes, exactly, but mouths. They talked to her when she was alone. They had clay within them. And the clay went KABOOM. Really, really loud, too. Akikasumi loved it and hated it.
She was definately her fathers child.
"Akikasumi... I want you to be the most beautiful bird in the skies." Tori said. Akikasumi scoffed. "I'm already a Peacock, Mom. My ego can't get much bigger." she said quite seriously.
The fall wasn't so bad. Tori just took her, held her over the edge, and let go after slashing out her own heart. Akikasumi knew she wasn't going to die. The mouths told her. The bird caught her. The one that landed and went KABOOM.
The red-haired boy was waiting amongst the endless stones that gave Iwagakure it's name. He stepped out and looked at the blonde girl. She looked absolutely mad. Her blue eyes were bugging out as she looked at her hands. She chuckled. "I like it." she said. The boy nodded. "You can do a lot more. If you want to." he reasoned. Akikasumi licked her lips. "I wanna... make some art!" she exclaimed, running and taking the tall boys hand. "And you shall. You shall cause all types of art." More like catastrophe. he thought.
Akikasumi looked at the birds. "They're so ugly!" she squealed. The boy roled his blue eyes. "What are you planning, Danna?" he asked. The girl squealed and crushed the birds with clay. "I made them pretty!" she said. "One day," she began.
"One day, I'll make EVERYTHING pretty."

more tommorow... The main members of Akatsuki... Uchiha Michinochihime and Iwa no Akikasumi.
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Sunday, April 8, 2007

   The Usual Gang of Idiots...






There's also Kairi, Lilly's charecter, but I dunno what she looks like. This is a reference for a story I'm working on in LotR. The bottom one is my favorite charecter, Edhelwen, who is Arwen's younger sister with cute fashion sense and kick-ass magic... along with a 7 ft sword x3

in order from top:
A rogue with a passion for food, searching for eternity...
A womanizing Wizard with a bloody destiny...
The love of Lord Boromir, the one raising Gondor's hope...
A strong, kind Elven archer, dense-headed and good-hearted...
A Run away Princess, Longing to Belong.

That's about all...

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   HAPPY EASTER!!
lol I have to leave, sorry. So, today's entertainment will be provided by Kuraibara/Masshirorei/Shinsei Minamino, Elwen of Rohan, Marin Nox, Mayu Kaiba, Mercedes, and Camellia!
Kuraibara: Hi! <3
Elwen: Hello.
Mayu: Konnichiwa.
Mercedes: WHAT'S UP!?
Camellia:......
Marin: GO *&%^ YOURSELF!!
Everyone: MARIN!
Marin: Feh... *looking at posts* Tenchi's bitchier, duh.
Mayu: No, Megumi is a bitchier Bitch.
Mercedes: Inuki's kinda bitchy!
Camellia: No, you're dumber than a State Alchemist! YAMITSUKI will be a bitch when she grows up.
Elwen: Quit giving the plot away and saying 'Bitch'!
Mayu: You just said Bitch.
Elwen: STFU, Bitch...
Random Voice: AND NOW, THE FANBOI SEGMENT!
Girls:...Crap.
Chazz: MAYUUUU!! MY JAPANESE GODDESS!
Mayu: I have a jet that can land on top of you, Princeton ><+
Kuraibara: Um, Tsuta-kun... Mangetsu-chan... Kumo-kun... ^^" Happy Easter?
Boys: WE LOVE YOU, YOUKOKO!
Kuraibara: *hiding behind Elwen* Save me!
Elwen: *sigh* Bunch of Idiots...
Marin: TOUCH ME AND DIIIEEEE, LEINGOD!
Auron: TTT___TTT Why you gotta be like that?
Elmir: I dun't care about Elwen... I'm here for ALL the ladies!
Elwen: I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU SING I'M TOO SEXY, I'LL MAUL YOUR MANHOOD OFF LIKE A PISSY WARG!
Mayu: And she gets on to US for cursing.
Kuraibara: Hypocrite!
Elwen: *hits with spear* SHUT UP!
Mayu: *sigh* Where's Mercedes?
Camellia: *trying to destroy Alchemist Fanbois*
Mercedes: I found our Security!
Kyo Sohma/Alucard: Hello.
Mayu: You've got to be kidding...
Kyo: *kicking Ass*
Alucard: *also kicking ass*
Girls: YAY!
4 minutes later...
Alucard: Where's our wish?
Mercedes: *sigh* As the One Winged Angel, child of Sephiroth, I will grant your hearts desire.
Kyo: I wanna be a ballerina! With a pretty tiarra!
Alucard: I Wanna be a fairy!
Mercedes: ...WTF?!
boys: PLEEEAAAASEEE!?
Mercedes: *FLASH!*
Alucard: *as a pixie* Yay! Now Sir Integra will love my Kawaiiness! *flies away*
Kyo: I'M A BALLERINA!! *skips off*
Girls:......
Kurai: *twitch!*
Mayu: Um...
Cam:......Teh crap?
Merce: ..........did I honestly just do that?
Mari: Yuppa...
Elwen: *shudder* Even in Mordor, there's nothing THAT level of TWISTED and WRONG.
Mayu:...Moving along... Today, we'll be interviewing everyone's favorite Heartthrob of LotR,...............
LEGOLAS GREENLEAF OF MIRKWOOD!
Girls: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Camellia/Elwen/Mayu/Marin:... Um, we aren't fangurls... We're too tough to be fangurls!
Kuraibara: You spelled Fangirl 'Fangurl', which means you are a fangirl, so ha!
Mercedes: Your reverse psychology technique scares me...
Elwen: *popping Advil like it's candy* Idiots... Headache...
Marin: Um, Elwen, that's not healthy...
Elwen: *shiver* This stuff isn't even invented in Middle Earth, the hell should I know if it's healthy!?
Marin: So-rry!
Random Spectator: IT'S LEGOLAS, AND SESHOMARU, AND IRUKA! AND SOME RANDOM KUNOICHI!
Yamitsuki: It's YAMITSUKI, OKAY?!
Spectator: *faint*
Kuraibara: *flipping through clipboard* Sesshomaru, Iruka, YAMITSUKI?! THEY AREN'T SCHEDULED FOR THIS SHOW!!!
Marin: OMG Sesshomaru? KYAAH! How do I look?!
Elwen: Like an idiot... Is that... SASUKE AND SHRODINGER?!
Kuraibara: SHRODINGER?! MY SEXY LITTLE WEREWOLF BOY!! YOU AREN'T SCHEDULED FOR THIS SHOW!!
Marin: &*^$ THAT! IT'S SESSHOMARU!! *breaks clipboard*
Kurai: p.q My clipboard!

What will happen when the boys show up? idk, cuz I'm supposed to be at my Grandma's right now!
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Saturday, April 7, 2007

   first Quizzy! And continuation!

Get Your Own Quiz!, More Quizzes




Yogen No Ko!

Tenchi looked over at the young girl who had landed in the lake. "Baka..." she muttered, pulling out an Orcarina and playing a soft tune.


Yamitsuki heard it and remembered. It was the lullabye her mother sang to her so many times. "Mom..." she whispered. She ran towards the noise and saw the young Uchiha with her instrument. "Who are you?" Yamitsuki asked. Tenchi raised her head haughtily. "State your own name first when uttering a challenge!" she barked. Yamitsuki blinked. "'Challenge'? But, I..." she the smirked. "Allright!" she said passionately "I SHALL FIGHT YOU! MY NAME IS" "Rock Yamitsuki. I know. Shut up, you're too loud. People will hear. I am Tenchi, Master of Uchiha."


Yamitsuki blinked a few times. "U... Uchiha?! And Master?! YOU'RE A GUY?!" "LIKE HELL I AM! I AM THE ONLY LIVING UCHIHA, SO I'M MASTER!" "SO YOU'RE A GUY?!" "SHUT UP! I'M A WOMAN!!!" "BUT YOU SAID MASTER!" "I ALSO SAID SHUT UP, YOU NARROW-MINDED DOLT!". The two continued like this for almost an hour.


During that time, Yuriji had managed to find Megumi. "Megumi-sensei... That was pretty clever." he said, cleaning his gold-rimmed glasses. Megumi giggled. "Did she ever resurface?" she questioned. "Had to use CPR, but yes." Yuriji responded. "Let's begin." he said. Megumi scoffed. "Cocky Loser." she said.

Sorry it's so short. Writer's block. Some questions.
1) Do ya'll ever read Prophecised/Yogen no Ko?
2) If so, do you like it?
3) Who's Bitchier, Megumi or Tenchi? x3 An argument Chas and Wolfe got into.
4) Who reads MAD magazine?
5) If Genma and Hayate had a child, You'd?

Thanx bunches! *hugs* Ya'll rock!


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