Sunday, November 19, 2006

Soul Caliber OC *based on a story me and my Monkey boy are doing*
Tsukiryukono Umi (Amelia)
Age: 25
Birthplace: Somewhere near Japan
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 102 lbs
Birth Date: September 4
Blood Type: O
Weapon: Nunchaku
Weapon Name: Fukushusha
Discipline: Shissen Karihadi
Family:

Father/ Maxi/ killed
Mother/ Died

A lonely, angry girl who has hunted Soul Edge since her father's death. She will stop at nothing until it and the man who 'killed' her father, Kilik, are destroyed. Oh, and she has a piece of Soul Edge embedded wthin her left shoulder from her first encounter with soul edge at a young age.
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   Most recent FF: 300 years into the future
Hatake Megumi sat and stared at the sun as it slowly hid behind the trees. She waited for the peacefulness of the night when noone could see her, especially not the Proctors who were attempting to find her for sneaking into the Forest of Death. "HATAKE-SAMA!" the girl proctor screamed. "MEGUMI-SAN!" her companion called. Izumi and Hadachi. Driving themselves crazy looking for one little girl. Megumi was a chunin. She could protect herself. But she desended from Hokage, so she was always watched. Never free, always either being shown off like some prize or being hidden from others. A soft hand stroked her long silver hair. A pale, wan face looked at her.
"Hatake-san." the soft voice said. "Sakikokoro, what do you want?" Megumi asked. Sakikokoro laughed, then coughed softly. "C'mon. We can ditch the others." she said with a smile. "There's ramen in it for you if you" Megumi was gone like a bullet, until Izumi and Hadachi stopped her. "Eh, crap..." Megumi muttered. "Lady Hatake, you put your mother's sacrifice in vain by doing dangerous things like this." Izumi explained. Hadachi stayed silent. "Lady Jikan, may she rest in peace, would be horrified by such reckless action, Megumi-sama. You will be reprimanded by Iwa-tono for this." Izumi continued. Izumi kept talking as Hadachi stood behind her. Megumi stared. Hadachi started making faces behind his partners back. Megumi tried not to laugh. He then acted like he was going to kick her in the butt while mouthing J-A. Megumi couldn't hold it anymore. She laughed like crazy. Hadachi chuckled. Izumi turned around to glare at Hadachi. "Chill, Izu-kun." he said politely. Sakikokoro descended from a nearby tree.
"Lady Sakikokoro!" Izumi and Hadachi said in unison. Sakikokoro stared at them, her grey eyes clouded over by some unknown emotion. "Let Megumi-kun leave now, or I shall break your jawbones and rip out your tounges." she said cruelly. Megumi looked up at the woman beside her. Sakikokoro had a dark beauty beyond her age. She had long black hair and large grey eyes. Her skin was like ivory and felt like soft silk. She normally wore dark colors taht made her look even more beautiful, but on that night she wore a green shirt and denim skirt. Hadachi stared, totally enamored by the vision before him. Izumi glared in jealousy. Thw two took some steps back and Megumi and Sakikokoro dissapeared into the night.
Megumi had eaten Y 6,000,000 by the time the night was over. The good news was that Sakikokoro had a bottomless wallet. Megumi looked behind her at one point and saw...
"Itami-Onii-kun!" Megumi squealed, running towards him. He looked up from his ramen and smiled. "Ne-chan. How's my favorite girl doing?" he asked. Megumi smiled. "Fine! You? It's been almost a year! Where've you been?" she asked. Sakikokoro looked at Itami for a moment, then turned, a sad gleam in her eyes. Quit daydreaming. she told herself. Itami laughed. "1) I'm fine, thanks 2) Sorry i didn't come back sooner, but your father sent me on a mission, since I am the Hokage's personal" "Personal Assasin. I know." Megumi said, hugging him. "So how's the lucky Bast... Boyfriend?" Itami asked. Megumi laughed. "Arashi's fine! Oh, and," Megumi leaned into Itami's ear. "I think Sakikokoro-Ane likes you." she giggled, pointing. "Where is she?" Itami asked, looking at the empty seat. Megumi turned. "She must have left...?"
Sakikokoro stood at the memorial, training with a sharp katana. "He...will never... like me like that." she sobbed. She thought of all the times she watched him. She was in love, and knew it. She was in love with the last of the Uchiha.

MORE TEH COME ><
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   Request by Monkey Boy!
My friend Tyler, AKA Monkey boy not graced with site on here, gave me a request. It involves my Bleach charecter and his.

Ayumi Rengeko was walking through the streets of a quiet little city, searching. Every now and again, her pointed ears would detect some sound and she would ready her Quincy bow. Everything, everyone in the city was gone, dead. Rukia told Ichigo not to take this one. "Let the Halfbreed do it." she had said. Rengeko knew she was powerful. She was the only person that had both Soul Reaper and Quincy blood. And Rukia knew it, too. That's why she entrusted this job to Rengeko. Because of her skills in both fields.
A giant sword appeared out of nowhere, coming on a b-line for Rengeko. She jumped aside and opened fire. The black wearing thing dodged every arrow. "I shall kill you, Hollow! Anyone who kills like that deserves to die!" she screamed. "'Hollow'?" the thing said. Rengeko picked up her zanpaku-to and cried it's name. "SHINKURASENJO!" she said. The thing stared. "...I shoulda stayed in bed this morning." it muttered. Rengeko went to attack, only to be stopped by another zanpaku-to. "Shinseikiri." the thing said. "Oh, you're the Halfblood everyone won't shut up about in the Soul Society. Ayumi Rengeko, right?" he said, pointing his huge sword towards her. Rengeko growled. "Shikano Yaiga. I know you. You're the one who said I would never get a sword because I wasn't pure! Look at me now, you Moron! Look, and get out of my way!" she said. Yaiga didn't even blink. "Meh." he said, hoisting his huge sword onto his shoulders. "Big deal. You're still fat." he said triumphantly. "Grrrrrr... 5'3", 95 lbs.! You: 5'5", 379 LBS!" she screeched. "Hot tempered as ever, Miss Ayumi." Yaiga smirked. A shattering cry sent them running to the corner that it came from.
A little girl sat there, holding onto one of the dead. Rengeko watched, and her heart ached. "That was... her mother..." Rengeko whispered. Yaiga tried to grab onto her in a blind attempt to stop her progress toward the child, but it failed. Rengeko held the child, seeing herself and doing what noone had done for her. "Hush...You're fine. I gotcha, I'll protect you..." she said. the child turned grey and grew in size. Rengeko stared. "HOLLOW!" she screamed, grabbing onto the bow. She backed up to Yaiga. "Want to know what a Halfblood can do?" she asked. Yaiga snapped on some headphones and shrugged, turning on a black I-pod. "Well, I can kick ass, little girl." Yaiga said, headbanging to some J-rock song. Rengeko fired an arrow.

All I have. Monkey better be grateful! ><
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Friday, November 17, 2006

   FuruBa Fanfix: Megami teh Babysitter!!!
Concerning my OC, the Goddess Akirenge Jimotomegami. Love her name, Fall Lotus Local Goddess.

"Girly! Lend me some cash!" Megami said, appearing behind Yuki. He almost choked on the chopsticks he was using. "No, Akirenge-sama. You already owe me... 500,000 yen." Yuki said, trying to ignore the 'Girly' comment. "KIIIIIITTY!!! MONEY!" Megami bellowed at Kyo. Kyo shivered. "What the Hell?! NO! YOU OWE ME 1,000,000,000 YEN, WOMAN!" Kyo screamed. Megami sighed and looked at Shigure, leaning over and showing her chest. "Shigure-saaaan... Please?" she said innocently. Shigure stared, then shook his head. "No, sorry. Oh, and Yuki-kun, Kyo-kun, Honda-san. Time for school. Megami, I'll be out today meeting with a publisher." he explained.
Megami had been aimlessly wandering for 3 hours. She was debating between chilling at the Hot Springs and visiting Akito. She owed people at the Hot Springs money, and she was kinda scared to talk to Akito so soon after the New Years incedent. His words kept rining in her ears.
"Aishiteruze, Megami-kun. I love you, with all my heart, Dear." he said, looking into her deep yellow eyes. A God and Goddess, fallen from Heaven, destined to meet on Earth. Megami had to focus on what she was there for, though. Lifting the curse and enjoying her mortal life. Her life wouldn't be enjoyable without Akito, though. It would be nothing...Without...
Megami snappped out of it as a motorcycle almost hit her. "IDIOT!" she screamed after the driver. A flyer hit her on the face. She removed it and stared. My ticket to money, she thought with a smirk.
Akito walked up to the house quietly, stifling a cough. He wanted to see Megami. He wanted to see her so badly it hurt. He hadn't forgotten, and never would. That night, it was the happiest time of his life. Nothing fake, no hate, no masks. Just Akito and Megami, enjoying each others company, loving each other. In their own way, they had stolen each others hearts long before the kiss that New Years night. He wanted to have done more than hug her and kiss her and hold her close that night, much more. He never would. Even if they were Gods, it could never be. But Akito could try. He knocked on the door as someone pulled out a gun and fired at Akito. A searing, heated pain ran through his leg. The boy smiled, laughing, his red hair tossed by the wind.
Akito cursed out loud. Instead of blood spewing from his leg, it was...hot water? the little boy in the red wig began to laugh maniacally. Akito growled, then lunged at the intruder. He picked up the water gun and crushed it. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Akito demanded. The boy stuck out his tounge defiantly. Megami stormed out of the house. "Akito-san! Let go of him!" she cried.
"You're BABYSITTING?" Akito questioned. "Ch'yah! To bring a little money!" Megami said with a smile. Two little girls and the boy, Kuroda, stood in the main room. Akito turned without a word. "I'll be elsewhere. I don't like children." he said, waving his hand in the air as he exited.
Kyo walked into the front room that afternoon to find it destroyed. "...Akirenge-san?" he said, blinking. Yuki and Tohru stared, jaws dropped. "Megami-sama?" Yuki called. "Me-Ane-san?" Tohru said. Megami walked out of the next room holding the hand of a little girl as another followed. "Babysitting. Akito had the same reaction." she said nonchalantly. "Speak of the devil." Tohru said as Akito walked up. "'Devil''s right..." Yuki muttered. Akito was holding Kuroda by the shorts. All over Akito's face were doodles in red ink. The other Sohma and the two girls stared in shock. Akito set the kid down, grabbed onto Megami, and kissed her. ">O< WTF?!".
Megami could feel his tounge go into her mouth. She gave it a playful bite. He ran his hand up her shirt slowly. His other hand grabbed onto the straps of her bra. He was about to go farther when something hit him. Hard. Yuki had actually smacked Akito. Hard. "Hands off of Megami-sama." he said. Akito rubbed his sore head and wandered off, paint still on his face. Megami stared, touching her lips. Kyo was cursing and screaming and demanding explanation. Tohru's jaw hung low.
"But... It was fun..."
END

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

   Bwahahahahahahahaahah!
KUNOICHI SLEEPOVER FROM 13 YEARS AGO!! XD

Hidden deep within the compounds of somewhere to horrible and dirty to mention, comes the KUNOICHI SLUMBER PARTY!!! Meet at my house Friday, 5:00, SHARP!! Old Snakey'll be gone! See ya then, Uzu-chan!

~.^ Anko ^.~

Uzuki looked the note over. What... the hell? she thought, raising an eyebrow. "'Old Snakey'? 'Too horrible and dirty to mention'? Hehehe..." Gekko Hayate said, reading from over her shoulder. Uzuki jumped. "Wha?! HAYATE!!" she screamed. "Sorry... You going?" Hayate asked. "Maybe... Kurenai!" Uzuki said, seeing the wild haired girl coming down the hill. Uzuki saw her holding a purple sheet of paper, as opposed to the blood red parchment that Uzuki was holding. "Anko didn't invite you, huh?" Kurenai said. "No." Uzuki said, showing her paper with the purple snakes on the side. Kurenai stared. She then held out a purple sheet of paper with red snakes on the side. "Where does she get this stuff?" Uzuki said. "No idea."
"ANKO!!" Orochimaru screamed. Anko looked up from her voodoo doll of Jiraiya and stared innocently at her sensei. "Orochimaru-sensei?" she said sweetly. "What is this?" he said, holding up a piece of paper addressed to Rin. "An invitation." Anko replied. Orochimaru developed a vein on his forehead. "A sleepover? And is the house really THAT dirty?" Orochimaru questioned. Anko looked at her surroundings. A rat ran into a huge hole in the wall as a fatass snake ran into said hole trying to eat said rat. A crow swooped down and grabbed the snake. Anko thought for a moment. "It looks better than my room!" "Good girl!" Orochimaru said, hugging her. "But, there will be a chaperone, my pet." "But Kabuto's too little and Jiraiya's a pervert!" Anko said, pouting. "Aw, not them! I would never let Kabuto see that much booby at such a young age, and I don't trust Jiraiya with helpless Genin girls!" Orochimaru smirked. "Tsunade-hime!?" "Sharp!" Orochimaru said, patting Anko's purple haired head. Orochimaru scrawled out a note.

Tsunade,
Chaperone or Die.
XOXO,
Your Teammate forever,
Orochimaru-kun.

NEXT DAY, FRIDAY!!
"I'm serious! ENOUGH WITH THE WEDGIE, JIRAIYA!!!" Hayate squealed. Jiraiya set him down. Hayate looked at the other boys there. Kakashi was next to Obito, who was next to Ibiki, who was next to Yondaime, who was next to Asuma, who was next to Gai. They were staring at him in wonder. Jiraiya still held Hayate by his stretched tighty-witeys. "Where?" "Orochimaru's house at 5." Hayate said as Kakashi put a kunai to his crushed manhood. "ONWARD!!!" Yondaime screamed, pointing towards a giant sign blinking "OroLair, Including Orochimaru, Anko, and KABUTO!! *and enough snakes teh make ya crap your shorts again and again!*"

Later, at 5
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Anko said, lunging to hug Kurenai and Uzuki and Rin on the doorstep. Uzuki sidestepped, Rin jumped backwards, and Kurenai got smothered by the overly-friendly weirdo. Kurenai looked at Uzuki and mouthed "She scares me!" The girls stepped inside, cautiously, and saw Tsunade. "She's watching us tonight." Anko explained. "PAJAMA'S!!!" Anko squealed, ripping of her black t-shirt.

"Holy...Holy...Holy..." Kakashi said, drooling. Anko pulled on an oversized 'Save the Whales' T, presumably Orochimaru's, and then moved for Kurenai's red blouse. "Er, I'll do it myself!" Kurenai said. The girls all turned and started changing. "Oh, My GOD." Ibiki said. Gai blushed. Yondaime flushed pink and averted his stare. Jiraiya drooled on his students head. "Sensei!" Yondaime hissed. Obito and Kakashi looked with perverted glee. Asuma giggled. Hayate did nothing, seeing as how he was tied to the Big OroLair sign so he wouldn't run off and tell. "BRA COMPARISON!!!" Rin giggled. "HOLY CRAP!"

"Uzuki, 37 C, Kurenai, 23 C, Me, 12 D, Tsunade... No Bra will fit... Anko, what's your size?" Rin asked. ".....What's a bra?" Anko asked. "Uhhh... KARAOKE!!" Uzuki boomed, changing subject.
"A Britney Spears CD? Shania Twains Greatest Hits? Dixie Chicks? BACKSTREET BOYS?! ANKO!!" "Orochimaru-sensei likes little boys." Anko said. "Ew." the other females said.
Kurenai got the mic and put on some music. "That's a Madonna song..." Tsunade said. Kurenai sarted belting out 'Like a Virgin'. Anko picked up the mic when Kurenai finished. "I am Anko. I am creepy, and proud of. This is for my Sensei." she said. Dude Looks Like A Lady. Uzuki picked up with 'Man, I feel Like a Woman'. Hayate almost gagged on the sock in his mouth. "DUT KE HEV?" he screamed. Tsunade... sang Stronger Than Yesterday, with Anko and Uzuki on backup. They were dancing like Britney the whole time. Finally, Rin sang 'Arms of an Angel'.

TO BE CONTINUED!! dinners ready :)
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

   My friends say...
They say this is me in Anime form, cuz I'm like a Fallen Angel.

http://animevisions.net/Pictures/girls/girls110.jpg

They say this is my theme, because I like Evanescence and it fits me well!

Catch me as I fall
Say you're here and it's all over now
Speaking to the atmosphere
No one's here and I fall into myself
This truth drives me into madness
Iknow I can stop the pain if I will it all away, If I will it all away

Don't turn away
Don't give into the pain
Don't try to hide
Though there screaming your name
Don't close your eyes
God knows what lies behind them
Don't turn out the light
Never sleep Never die

I'm frightened by what I see but somehow I know that there's much more to come
Imobilized by my fear
And soon to be blinded by tears
I can stop the pain if I will it all away,
If I will it all away.

Don't turn away
Don't give into the pain
Don't try to hide
Though there screaming your name
Don't close your eyes
God knows what lies behind them
Don't turn out the light
Never sleep Never die

Fallen angels at my feet
Whispered voices in my ears
Death before my eyes
Lying next to me I fear
She becons me
Shall I give in?
Upon my end shall I begin
Foresaking all I've fallen for
I rise to meet the end

Don't turn away
Don't give into the pain
Don't try to hide
Though there screaming your name
Don't close your eyes
God knows what lies behind them
Don't turn out the light
Never sleep Never die

They say my Naruto boyfriend is Nara Shikamaru, because we can be lazy and watch the clouds and play Shogi all day. Ino and Tenten think my boy'd be Rock Lee because I'm so determined and don't like Neji that much...

They say I'm like Hayate, because I'm determined, a fight-stopper *their word*, a protecter, Calm, moon lover, creature of the night *lmfao*, a deep thinker, a blade master, quiet, and I have a bad cough.

They say the non-ninja charecter I'm most like is Kaiza. I will defend what I love and care for, I like to fish, I have strong beliefs, people look up to me, other hate and fear me, and there's a little boy who follows me. He's a 2nd grader who thinks I'm cool, hence he's my Inari. He's a shy thing, and picked on. I defend him.

They say my quote is "I'm not a human, yet I'm not dead. I'm caught, and I like that. Because the way I am. I'm me."

They say I am like a Vengeful Angel, for I protect and destroy those who harm those I care for.

They say I'm like Akito in FuruBa, because I can be cold and cruel, distant and twisted.

They say I'm like Integra from Hellsing, because I control. I'm level headed and pretty, they say. And a brilliant strategist.

They say I'm like Youko in YYH, because I can be a friend and ally, or your worst nightmare.

They say I'm like Eowyn in LOTR *go Elves!* because I am cold, beautiful, kick butt, and a fighter.

From the Third Age Video Game, I'm Elegost. Mysterious, loyal, and mature.

...Do my friends think I'm dead or something? Because some people up there are dead! x3 I love you guys! *glomps*
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Monday, November 13, 2006

So Alike in Such Different Worlds...
Yamitsuki stood, staring at everyone as they did what they did through her window. They were so happy, so carefree. They took it for granted. She sighed and looked down. Her room was a prison. It was plush and all any girl could want, but it was a prison to her. It kept her locked inside, even if she could leave. She closed the blue curtains and shook her head. She could do whatever, and nothing happened. She should be dead, but she lived. Yamitsuki resented that. Why should she still be alive, only to die? She slowly grabbed a kunai, and set it to her palm. She cut deeply, black blood oozing. But she didn't die. She kept bleeding onto the red carpet she kneeled upon. She shed a silent tear. Not for the pain in her hand, but in her heart. "Yamitsuki-sama..."
Yamitsuki jumped, startled. Yashako stood behind her, puzzled. "Lord Kazekage..." she said coldly. Yashako could remember. He remembered when he tried that. He failed. He was stopped, not by sand, but sister.
"Yasha-kun... What will that achieve?" the red-haired girl asked. Yashako was crying. It was the same as before. People hurt because of him. Ane-chan was bleeding because of him. He looked into her deep black eyes. They showed pain, but it wasn't physical. "I'm hurt because" "Of *hic* me!" Yashako said. "No. Hn?" she looked closely at him. "No need to cry." she said, half-laughing. She bent down and hugged him close. "Every time you are hurt, I feel it a thousand times worse, Yasha." she whispered. "Why, Ane-chan?" "Because when you get hurt, it means I failed as a sister. It means I could not protect my Little Brother." she said.
"Uzumaki-sama... Don't do that. It hurts.". Yamitsuki glared. "It never hurts anymore!" "It... hurts me." Yashako said. Yamitsuki looked up at him. He started to bandage the wound. She looked into his green eyes. "Why?"
"Because, almost a year ago, a girl that I hurt badly, a girl who's dream I stole away so violently, came to me as soon as she could get up, and she forgave me when I neither asked for it nor deserved it. She promised to save me. She said she would let me be free, teach me how to laugh and smile and play and love. Teach me to live a life I could call my own and no one else's. She promised to make me normal and free me from a demon. She promised me so much, asking for nothing, absolutely nothing, in return. She gave me so much without complaining or giving up. She never gave up helping others. She's totally selfless, and would give up her dream if someone she cared about asked her to." he said, holding her small, pale hand in his.
Yamitsuki looked into his eyes once more, more deeply this time. She saw where once a Demon ruled to cause msery and strife, there was now a kind, strong young man who truly cared. Yamitsuki smiled at that. "What happened to the girl?" she asked quietly.
"She got healed. She became a great Ninja. She and the boy began to fade. She saw herself as a weapon of destruction who must seal herself away to help others. The boy became a great Kage. They saw each other a few times, yet the girl would be mad at the boy for turning to cruelty." Yashako looked down and spoke slowly. "The boy would always be hurt by that. Soon, he could not even hear her name without pain. One day, he came to visit the girl, and he saw she was hurt. He helped her, and told her a story." Yashako looked up to see Yamitsuki crying. "I know... How it ends..." she said. "Th...The girl says she's sorry, and she'll never be so hard again. Sh... She'll say that she'll accept the boys faults, because he can't control them...And she'll hope the boy will forgive her... For acting that way... If she promises t... to never do it again. Sh... she wants the boy to know she cares more than any word's will say, and she always will... She's sorry for being so judgemental and hot-tempered..." Yashako stared.
"The boy will finally cave and forgive the Hot-tempered, Judgemental girl. He will thank her everyday, and be nicer for her and her friends. He'll stop lashing out at her and blaming her for all the shit in the world that hits his fan." Yamitsuki held onto him like a drowning man grasps a life preserver. "I'M SORRY!" she sobbed. Yashako hugged her tightly, not letting go for a few hours.
That's the way they were found, Yashako and Yamitsuki. Fast asleep in each others arms as the rain fell softly outside. They heard nothing, except the beating of their hearts. They saw nothing, save but for the others beautiful face. They saw how, even when one hides behind laughter and training and the other anger and killing, they are alike. They are bound not to die. They resent that. Now they never want to die. They never want to be apart. They never realized how they were so alike in such different worlds.
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   A Request... or 3!
My friend Tenten asked me to work on something, same as Ino and Tayuya... IT NEVER ENDS!! They called me from Tayuya's cell to see how I was *so sweet!* They gave me something to work on to stave off boredom!

Dedicated to Tenten!
Sin of the Hawk
A Hatake Takashi and Umino Tsumi Story
Pt. 1: Bold and Brash
Saturday. Thank God. No Academy. Sis is training with Yukiko and Yamitsuki. Takashi is... Tsumi's musings stopped as she looked around the Teahouse. Something black and green fell on top of her. Literally. "BAKA! GET OFF!" "Tsumi-chan!". Tsumi sighed. Takashi always found her. No matter where she was, he found her. "Takashi-kun!" "Pervert!" his teammates said, rushing over. Maito Sada finally got over to them and tried, in vain, to pull him off of Tsumi. "My Love for her gives me the strength to repel you!" Takashi smirked. Sada growled. "Idiot!". Hayateko walked over with katana in hand. "Down." he said in his calm, strong voice. Tsumi always got the shivers when he talked. And Hayateko was handsome, too. He was slightly tall, 5' 8", with shoulder length brown hair streaked with purple. He had tired black eyes thet held a secret, the Kudakukagamisharingan. His usual outfit was a normal Ninja Uniform, except the back of the jacket had a Full moon on it, but today, he was wearing a grey tank-top that showed his pale, strong arms, and black jeans. Tsumi sighed.
"Down." Hayateko commanded again. Takashi finally listened, mumbling a curse in his teammates direction. Takashi then turned around to face Tsumi. he looked into her cool brown eyes and sighed. For some reason, she met his single black eye, looking into it until she felt she might drown. Takashi held her hand and lightly squeezed it, sighing.
"Umino Tsumi, will you marry me?"

Haha. I wrote this on a whim! I hope you like it Tenten! And don't get your hopes up! Takashi pops the question every day! Tsumi'll probably just slap him like always... OR WILL SHE?!

For Ino!
Dogs and Pigs Aren't Supposed to Date!
Inuzuka Kiba and Yamanaka Ino Story

Pt. 5: "No Way Am I Going on a Mission With HIM!"

"Hinata's been kidnapped." "We''l bring her back!" Kiba said in a cocky tone. "'We'?" I asked, still mad at him for being a Pervert the night before. "Duh. Shino and Naruto and Akamaru and me... And You." Kiba said. "No." I screamed. "You're going, Ino." Naruto said. I cursed him out so loudly that I could hear kids in the Academy gasping. "Well, I'm the Hokage. What I say goes." Naruto said in a tone I guess was reserved for scolding Konohamaru. I rolled my eyes. "Whatever..." "There's a catch on this mission." "Hm?" "1) Akatsuki is involved, and 2) Hinata's pregnant." Naruto said. Kiba's jaw dropped, and so did mine. "WHAT?!" we screamed. "Yeah... you didn't know?" Naruto said, raising an eyebrow. A flash of white and black attacked Naruto. "YOU KNOCKED UP MY COUSIN?!" the blur screeched. I sighed. "Neji! Take a chill pill!" Kiba said. Neji stopped, out of breath, eyes... red? "Yeah... I'm that mad, Ino." he said matter-of-factly. "I don't trust you two... or Bug Boy... I'm with you guys." Neji said. "What about me?" Tenten asked, appearing from thn air, or so it seemed. "You need to stay and take care of Hizashi, Tenten. It's too dangerous." Naruto said. "Yeah." Neji agreed. "Lee can watch him, right? Hinata's in trouble, so we're wasting time by debating." Tenten said. Naruto decided to let her come. After at least 35 minutes of Tenten telling Lee what Hizashi could and could not eat, smell, drink, use, wear, do, etc. etc, and a few thousand threats of what would happen to Lee if her child got hurt, Tenten turned around to follow us.
I didn't think things would be so bad, but I was wrong. Again.

Hope you like, Ino. I'm still working on Pt. 6.

Tayu-kun:
Angel Following Devil
Momochi Akuma and Yukiko
Pt. 1: Fury of Pain; The Meeting

Akuma just happened to look down and see the girl. Akuma just happened to be there before she almost froze to death. Akuma was at the right place at the right time. At the Bridge that connected Kirigakure to the land beyond the ocean.
Yukiko just happened to fall asleep on that Bridge. She just happened to be in the middle of the road. She just happened to be near-death. At the bridge that connected Kirigakure to the land beyond the ocean.
"Sh...ali...Foo..Fire...Godda...ES!" was all Yukiko could hear. Then, someone picked her up and held her gently, keeping her warm. She sighed and held onto the figure. By doing so, holding onto life.
Akuma held the small girl close, the whole time he was running from them. The ones who were chasing him. He had just killed the Mizukage. He had taken vengence for the death of his parents. He was only 12, yet he had destroyed an entire village. Alone.
He saw the girl and stopped. It was snowing, and she appeared dead, but he knew better. Somehow, he knew. He picked her up, either from kindness or necessity to move her to go on, and held her close, keeping her alive. He had gotten a good look at her, though. She was small, pale and thin, her blue eyes wide open. Her once beautiful black hair was matted from months of being unkept. She wore rags that were once a pretty blue kimono.
Yukiko blinked, then stared at the strange people who were coming for whoever was holding her... COMING FOR HER. She had to stop them. Whoever the person was, Yukiko was theirs now, and she had to defend them. She couldn't let them die like her parents. Her protecter stepped in a pile of water. She moved her small, bony fingers, and that water turned to needles that killed their pursuers.
Akuma stopped and looked at the frail little girl. A treasure. A weapon. "M...Master..." the girl said, touching his gray face. She fell asleep, touching him. Things were set in motion.

Tayuya said I could write whatever, s ohere's whatever!
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   For Temari-kun...
She raised a question about one of my YYH charecters: What if Masshirorei/Kuraibara/Shinsei went to a psychiatrist? Here's to you, Tema! Ps: I'm siiiick... T.T

Principal: MISS MINAMINO!!! CUTTING CLASS AGAIN!!?
Kuraibara: SHUT UP! I DO NOT!!
Principal: Excuse me?! 'Shut up'?
Masshirorei: Heh... *sing song* You like U-ra-me-shi! You like U-ra-me-shi!
Principal: Beg pardon?
Kuraibara: I SWEAR, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, MASSHIROREI, I WILL GO IN THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!!!
10 minutes later...
Random kid: MINAMINO GOT SENT TO THE LOONY BIN!!!
Tsuta: *spits up milk onto Mangetsu* WHAT?!!
Mangetsu:...And it was a new uniform...*reaches for katana*
Random kid: Yeah, Minamino was talking to herself in different voices!
Boys: ?! WHAT VOICES?!
Random Kid: Well, there was Shinsei's normal voice, y'know, the soft but strong one, then there was this hot, kinda sexual woman's voice, but it was scary, too! They were talking about Urameshi!
Tsuta: *spits up more milk* WHY ME?!
Kori: Yeah! I look better than Urameshi!
Tsuta: Sure, Carrot Top!
Kumomaru: I'm better looking than you Bozo's!
Kori/Tsuta: RIGHT! THIS COMING FROM A GUY WHO FLIES WHILE IN A BAT FORM AND GOES WOLF WHEN IT'S DARK OUT!!! oops...
Mangetsu: *smax them all upside the head* Did her eyes go yellow?
Kid: Yeah, when the woman was talking!
Kori: WE'RE OFF TO FIND BOSS!!!
At some psycho hospital 50 miles away...
Psychiatrist: Now, Miss Minamino, how long have you had these episodes?
Masshirorei: Bite me...
Kuraibara: I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Masshirorei: I'm not, and if you don't let me go, I'll let Demons cut into your still-beating heart for 50 years.
Psychiatrist:...... *intercom* Yumecho-san, bring the sedatives, ASAP!
Back to the boys...
Tsuta: K, Bat Demon, just fly us up to her room!
Kumomaru: You freaks are heavy...
Mangetsu: *thocks with katana*
Kumomaru: Going, going!
*20 ft. of the ground, they begin to fall*
Meanwhile...
Kuraibara: Daddy got me a pony when I was 5, but it died...
Psychiatrist: How?
Masshirorei: I ATE IT!
Kuraibara: WAAAHAHAHAAAAA!! MASSHI-CHAN IS MEAN!!
Psychiatrist: 'Masshi-chan'?
Masshirorei: Present...
Kuraibara: I was born as two people in one. There's the Princess of Hell, Kuraibara-hime, and the most powerful Demon ever, Masshirorei no Kitsuneyasha! Masshi-chan likes to kill things, and I do too, but I'm not a death addict!
Psychiatrist: *intercom* Yumecho-san, more sedatives, and a straight jacket, please... Same room! NOW!
The boys were having problems... A lions share, they FINALLY got in, but...
Psycho: ROOOOOOAAAAAR!!!
Kori: EEP! MOMMY!
Mangetsu: Man, I've got a stupid cousin... Aunt Yukina isn't gonna help ya, stupid!
Tsuta: Kuwabara Kori, the Scaredy cat of Sarayashiki High!
Kori: Sh... Shaddup!
Kumomaru: *flirting with cute intern* So, Babydoll, you wouldn't happen to know where Minamino Shinsei is, would you?
Intern: I can't tell you, sorry. *blush*
Kumomaru: You sure?
Intern: ?
Kumomaru: *kisses passionately*
Kori/Tsuta/Mangetsu: -O- PERV!
Intern: Room 78, down the hall!
Kumomaru: *smooths long black hair back* Thanks, Baby Doll!
Down the Hall...
Kuraibara: *high as a kite from sedatives* LADEEDEEDEHDEE! HAHA!!
Psychiatrist: *shrinking in fear from when Masshirorei took over* Mommy...
*door opens*
Guy: Excuse me, I'm
Kuraibara: I KNOW YOU!!! YOU'RE!!
5 minutes later..
The boys found the room, only to find that 'A tall man with black hair and yellow eyes in a crimson shirt and black pants' took Kuraibara!
Mangetsu: Fan boy?
Kori: Naw. Boss' best looking Fan boy is mister Lonesome over there.
Tsuta: Shut up, Kuwabara, or die...
Kori: Whatev, Urameshi.
Kumomaru: Fu'un?
Kori: He woulda killed her then and there.
Mangetsu: No. He wants to kill Kuraibara and take Masshirorei as a mate.
Kori: EW! THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER!
Kumomaru: Hentaisha Baka Yaro...
Fu'un *as Minamino Seikatsu*: Hi.
Boys: AAAAAAH!!! FREAK FROM THE TOURNAMENT!!!
Fu'un: I found my Sister just wandering around 3rd avenue.
Kori: Hold up... If you didn't take Boss outta the Loony Bin, who did?
Fu'un: *shrugs* Wait, they put Ne-chan in the Loony Bin?
Mangetsu: *nods*
Fu'un: *laughs* Well, here she is! I had to knock her out! See ya. Oh, and tell the Princess her day's are numbered!

The mystery noone ever solved... Who DID take her outta the Loony Bin? Fu'un's the only one with black hair and yellow eyes... Things are better left unexplained...
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Sunday, November 12, 2006

   Payback for Gaara
Well, I'm repaying Gaara. He wants to know why the charecter in my Naruto fanfix Yukiko is obsessed with Bunnies. This is an explanation:

It was late afternoon in Konohagakure, and some Genin and chunin were gathering for lunch at Ichiraku. Umino Kurohotaru got the seat between Rock Yamitsuki, her best friend, and Nara Shikahime, Yamitsuki's nemesis. Uzumaki Sanosuke, Hyuga Hiko, Morino Idateko, and Michino Tentori were also there. When everyone got their ramen, someone called out for Kurohotaru and Yamitsuki. "*sigh* Only one person calls me 'Umino-san', and she is" "Yukiko." Yamitsuki finished. Yamitsuki then turned to glare at Shikahime. "Move, Shika-chan." she said in mock niceness. "No way, oh, Passionate Dork." Shikahime said, bringing up Yamitsuki's old nickname. "I'm not the Passionate Dork anymore... I'm Konoha's Dark Angel!" Yamitsuki said through gritted teeth. "Everyone move one seat over, or I will either compress your Tenketsu or bash your scull in with the Omote Renge." Yamitsuki said, glaring at everyone with the Byakugan. Everyone moved. There was a crash as Hiko fell out of the last seat. "You made me do that, Rock!" "Bite me, Hyuga!" Yukiko sat where Shikahime had been as Hiko stormed off. "Tentori, slide Hiko's ramen over here!" Kurohotaru said. Tentori did as he was told. "Here, Yuki-chan. You like Miso Ramen, right?" "Yes, Hota-kun." Yukiko stared at something small and white a little ways away from her. "Bu...Bu..." Idateko turned around. "*sigh* it's a friggin' rabbit..." "BUUUUUUUUUNNYYYYYYYYY!" Yukiko squealed, chasing after it in fine chibi fashion. Everyone else stared, developing sweatdrops. "Until she gets that rabbit, she won't stop...' Momochi Akuma said, suddenly appearing. "KYAAAAAA! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!!?" "Well, 23 years ago, Momochi Zabuza really liked this one woman named Hatsuyuki, so he deci" "SHUT UP!!!" the others squealed. "Why is Yukiko-Ane obsessed with bunnies?" Sanosuke asked, raising an eyebrow. "BUUUUUUUUUUUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Yukiko squealed, still running after the bunny. Akuma shrugged his broad shoulders. "May have something to do with her dad and mine..."
*waverwaver* Flashback
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Haku squealed, chasing the little thing like crazy. Zabuza stared, sweatdrop developing. "Akuma... That's what I DON'T want you to be." Zabuza said to his young son. Akuma started getting a sweatdrop, too. "How owd is Unca 'Aku new?" he garbled. "...No idea... Too old to chase bunnies like that..." "BUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" "--+"
*waverwaver* flashback ends
"That must have been disturbing!" "No wonder you destroyed Kirigakure, Momochi!" "I...I pity ya!" some said. "TEEEEEEEEH BUUUUUUUUNNNNNNYYYYY!" Yukiko squealed again, finally catching it and holding it close to her chest. "I SHALL NAME IT... MOMOCHI AKUMA II!" she said triumphantly. Everyone fell over. Kurohotaru stood up and laughed. "Save that for your firstborn, Yukiko!" she said, smiling sadistically. Yamitsuki looked at the bunny while Akuma and Yukiko blushed. "Yukiko-ane, why are you obsessed with bunnies?" Sanosuke asked. "'CUZ THEY'RE SO GOSH DARN CUTE!" Yukiko said, smiling from ear-to-ear. "Since when do rabbits have red face paint on their eyes?... and try to crawl down kimono's?" Yamitsuki said. Yukiko picked up the bunny, who looked drunk from seeing boobs. "...J...Jiraiya-san?" "ERO SANIN!?" Yukiko put the bunny down. Sanosuke was about to destroy the pervert when Akuma came forward with his sword. "Here, Bunny bunny bunny..." . Jiraiya transformed back to normal and ran like hell.

Now you know why Yukiko likes bunnies, Gaara. It's so simple. Thanks for the emo Corner, dude! ^^
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