Thursday, October 26, 2006

*Ahem* Haiku that insults Akatsuki *I'm obssessed now!*
Hidan:

Monkey with greased hair
Ugly as can be. Oh, how
I Want to hurt him

Kakazu

Is it so great that
You would kill to recieve it?
Cash down the toilet.

Itachi


Fair as snow and as
Welll-behaved as you please. He
Is so womanly

All I have so far lol FANGURLS FORGIVE ME!!
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Sunday, October 22, 2006

My hit list!! DIE, FREAKS!!

Akatsuki Leader
First Manga Appearance: 238
First Anime Appearance: 135
Ring: Rei (Zero) on right thumb
Originally From: unknown
Miscellaneous Information: None, but it is heavily rumored that this character is the 4th Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village because of his body's outline.
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Itachi Uchiha
First Manga Appearance: 139
First Anime Appearance: 80
Ring: Shu (Scarlet) on right ring finger
Originally From: Hidden Leaf Village
Miscellaneous Information: Killed everyone in his clan except for his little brother Sasuke. Sasuke believes that Itachi felt bad for killing his clan and left him alive so that he could punish Itachi for his misdeeds. In Akatsuki, he is partnered with Kisame and is responsible for catching the 9-tail fox which resides in Naruto.
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Kisame Hoshigaki
First Manga Appearance: 139
First Anime Appearance: 80
Ring: Minami (South) on left ring finger
Originally From: Hidden Mist Village
Miscellaneous Information: Kisame is one of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, seven powerful ninja who utilize large and unique swords. Zabuza and Raiga were also members. Like everyone seen from the Hidden Mist Village, Kisame uses water element jutsu in combination with his powerful physical attacks. He is partnered with Itachi and they are responsible for catching the 9-tail fox which resides in Naruto.
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Deidara
First Manga Appearance: 247
First Anime Appearance: Has not appeared yet
Ring: Sei (Blue-Green) on right index finger
Originally From: Hidden Rock Village
Miscellaneous Information: A fancy and skillful fighter, with special mouths in the palm of each hand, he is able to manipulate clay into either a flight-capable clay bird that can support him or a a huge bomb that is capable of leveling a village without the use of exploding tags. After Sasori's death Deidara was partnered with the newest member of Akatsuki, Tobi.
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Zetsu
First Manga Appearance: 234
First Anime Appearance: 134
Ring: Kai (Boar) on right pinky finger
Originally From: Hidden Grass Village
Miscellaneous Information: The right side of his face, and likely his body, is black in color while his left side is white in color. He also has the ability to merge the ground, trees, and other plants.
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Hidan
First Manga Appearance: 312
First Anime Appearance: Has not appeared yet
Ring: San (Three) on left index finger
Originally From: Seems to be from the Hidden Rain Village
Miscellaneous Information: Hidan is first shown with a three-bladed scythe and says that he is the slowest attacker in Akatsuki.. His partner is Kakuzu, and him easily defeated the two-tailed demon cat Jinchuuriki. He is a very religious individual and prays to his chain of prayer beads before a fight, wishing for nothing less than a kill. He believes in the Jashin (wicked heart) religion where killing is encouraged and anything less than that is considered a sin.
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Kakuzu
First Manga Appearance: 238
First Anime Appearance: 135
Ring: Kita (North) on left middle finger
Originally From: Hidden Waterfall Village
Miscellaneous Information: Kakuzu is the tallest member of Akatsuki. He is obsessed about money, and will do anything to get it. He also dislikes Hidan's religion as he believes that the rituals Hidan performs are a waste of time. He gets in frequent arguments with Hidan because they have two distinct personalities - Hidan is a religious type of guy, while Kakuzu is a money man. The only reason Kakuzu puts up with it all because be believes in the end it can bring him money. 





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Saturday, October 21, 2006

   Assumed name first, real name second!

My japanese name is 黒田 Kuroda (black field) 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).
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My japanese name is 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).
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...I guess I'm a beautiful eternal child!









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   Depressed and ready to kill
I always find it amazing that some things can touch me so deeply. Make me cry. Like Asuma-sensei's death. Yes, he is officially dead. Hidan and Kakazu Yaro killed him. In case you haven't noticed, I'm learning Japanese. It was so sad. Everyone was crying. Poor Kurenai-sensei... *glomp* Kurenai:...Hinata? Me: *sniffle* I'm here for you, Sensei! K: What's with the Lee-Gai thing? Lee/Gai: SOMEONE CALL US?! *weirdpose* K:......OMFG... Before that happens... *shovesmeoff* Me: SENSEI!!! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP! L: *glomp* It's ok, Hina-kun. Me:...Lee...This is a little weird... glomping my cousn's rival and all L: And that's why you pair us up! To drive Neji insane! Well, I have a bunch of new weapons for you! *pulls out 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 weapons* Me:...Why do you steal from Ten L:You can kill Akatsuki with them Me:....HOT GUYS BE DAMNED! I'LL KILL 'EM ALL!! but i'll keep deidara as my sex slave..mehehe L: Huh? Me: NOTHING! *runs to Akatsuki hideout*

TO BE CONTINUED!!
Shika-chan smokes...
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Saturday, October 14, 2006

   Mine 'n Ino's Preview of my YYH fanfiction sequel aftermath... THING!! *chapter 176: I Only Vowed To Stay Out of Masshirorei and Kuraibara's Hair, I said Nothing About Shinsei Minamino! , subtitled The Fox Slayers Human Return!*
Kuraibara looked over the school gardens, sighing. The Dark Tournament had ended, and Team Urarei had won. Her brother was dead, which she was delighted to hear. Her hearts desire come true, even if it wasn't what she asked for. her real desire was for peace in the Demon World. Now she could reign from Hell with a smile. Mangetsu-san was the strongest Demon next to her, Kumomaru had more treasure than he could count, and Kori was able to beat the shit out of Tsuta for a single time to even their score. And Tsuta? Tsuta was finally able to make Kuraibara his. "YOOOO!!! BOSS!!" Kori Kuwabara said, rushing towards her. "Hm?" she muttered, a light breeze blowing her red hair. "*wheezewheeze* New *gasp* kid in th... the other class...*huff* You hafta see 'im!" "Why?" "It's ya brother!!" "What in Hell's name?!"
Tsuta and Mangetsu were glaring at him. Kumomaru stared at a distance, wary of what he did to his wings in the tournament. "S...Seikatsu-kun.. You're Shinsei-chans older brother?" "Well, my name is Seikatsu Minamino. So I suppose I am. And she's 15, I'm 18, so I am also older. You are correct." he said as he brushed a strand of long black hair out of his deep grey eyes. But all Kuraibara could see was a Demon with red ears and eyes and trailing silver hair bound by a ribbon of human flesh, wearing a black shirt and pants. "I need to speak to my Brother. Excuse us." Kuraibara said. She dragged him into Hell as they became what they truly were. Half Fox Demon, Half Hell Dweller. Her red hair turned pitch black as silver ears formed on top of her head. Her school uniform became a long, revealing purple kimono, and her eyes became as fire red as her brothers. She stared and cursed at him for a while before asking "What the HELL do you want? You swore to stay away, to die and come to Hell for the punishment of killing Father." "well, Little Sister, you have not been punished for Mothers death." "She died of a fever when I was born. I did nothing to kill her." "She would have lived if she was not weak from your birth." "Sh..Shut up... Why are you near me, Itamiteiryoku?". He smirked sadistically. "So I can annoy Shinsei Minamino if I cannot be close to Masshirorei To Jigokuhime or Kuraibara No Kitsuneyasha. I'm here to kill you. And your little friends. Especially that Human you seem to love so much... Tsuta Urameshi, right?" he chuckled. Kuraibara stared. "You Bastard." "Now, oh, Beautiful Ruler of Hell, I must be off. Farewell." The Fox Demon said,dissapearing. Masshirorei sighed. "Damn it." she cursed.


Me and Karen will give it out tommorow, so don't be impatient! This means you, Gaara.
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Friday, October 13, 2006

   For my friends.. The Preview you've been waiting for...Chapter 100!!!
"S..Sada-sensei...Is a..a DEMON?!" "Not a Full-Demon, Hiko-chan. Simply a...vessel" *Hiko and Sada, DA* "Hayateko, at least your father died for the Village. He died for you, your Mother, everyone. Mine died trying to destroy Konohagakure." *Yamitsuki to Hayateko* "I WON'T LET YOU HURT KUREKO!!!" *guess, Gaara-kun. You know.* "Battle Formation... Mangetsu Rising Above Blood." *Hayateko to Ibikiko and Sango* "Hotaru! You're gonna get killed!!" *Sarei* "Aishiteru, Watashi Yami Eichi" *'I love you, my Dark Prince'. Akiko to someone you least expect* "Takashi... If you die... I'll lose my reason to live. You know that, right?" *Tsumi to Taka-kun. Tenten in my class has been waiting for them to hook up forever* "She is more than my Tool. She is a Human Being. No, that's an understatement. Yukiko is an Angel" *Akuma to Amecho* "I'm sorry... I failed you...Sensei..." *Yamitsuki to Sada* "IT ENDS NOW!!!" *Hayateko to Mi*

It'll be out next week, Temari, Tayuya, Ino, and Gaara. If anyone likes this little tidbit, I might consider posting it on my site.
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   Asuma....Sensei....
He's dying. I looked online for the latest Naruto manga, and Asuma-sensei is dying... He's barely alive... If you don't believe me, here's the link. I'm serious

http://www.saiyanisland.com/images/data/media/256/Chapter_327_001.jpg

Asuma-sensei T.T
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   Pick-up lines my OC's use that are doomed to failure...
Umino Hotaru to Uzumaku Seikatsu:
"Well, we aren't going swimming after eating ramen, Sei-kun. We're gonna go DIRTY SWIMMING!!"
"I like girls with whiskers!"
"You can use your Byakugan on me aaaaanytime, Honeygirl!"
Uchiha Sarei to Uzumaki Seikatsu:
"I'm hot, You're not. It's a publicity stunt!"
"Yeah.. I wish the Sharingan was like the Byakugan right now... I wanna see some boobies, dammit!"
"Wow... You are such a cute little ugly turd!"
Umino Tsumi to Gekko Hayateko:
"I'M THE LEADER OF YOUR FANCLUB!!!"
"I got your kata-NA! I got your kata-NA!! ..Oh, this was your dad's...Eeeehehe..."
"You have a big sword, but I wonder how big IT is?"
Hatake Takashi to Umino Tsumi:
"Whoa! What's a babe like you doing hanging around with Seikatsu?! Are you mentally retarded?"
"Hey, you look like her *shows Make-out Paradise*. Wanna do what she's doing to him on me?"
"Tsumi, oh Tsumi, Let down your hair and pants!"
Gekko Hayateko to Sabaku no Akiko:
"Leave the pants behind us... Oh, crap! I messed up!!! I meant the Past!!"
"If we don't live through this mission, you should know... I HATE YOU!!!"
"Shouldn't we try to get along? I know you can forgive and forget. So what if Jiraiya walked in on us? People should know!"


Me and my friend Ino came up with this! She adds Shojo elemens to my story, like love and dating, all sorts of stuff!
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Thursday, October 12, 2006

   Me so crazy and cute... I know ya wanna give me a cookie! lol
I'm profiling my friends for no appearent reason...And today, I'm doing myself! *only meh Naru-chan can make that perverted!*

Name: Uzumaki Hinata *lol*
Age: 12
Height: 5' 3", when I last checked
Weight: 99 lbs
Hair: Med. length and black
Eye: Grey blue
Personality: stubborn, quiet, loyal, kick ass when messed with, quick to anger, vengeful
Hobbies: Reading, daydreaming, eating, kicking ass at Soul Caliber 2 & 3
Iq: I gues a little above average or higher. I'm defined as 'Gifted' by teachers
BF: Meh Naru-chan!
BFF: Tema-kun!
Enemy: The POOpulars
Rival: Gaara, because he's more Gothic than me!!
Weirdest item: Handmade GothicLolli Lee plushi *I'm a Lee fangirl, too!*
Most treasured item: A picture me and my old boyfriend took with Scary Sherrie from WWE
My OC
Name: Kaguya Kirei
Age: 13
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 93 lbs
Hair: White silver down to her ankle
Eye: Rusty red
Personality: Calm, sad, introverted, reserved, proud, cruel
Hobbies: Reading, mourning, creating art, attempting to kill Gaara, Lee, Kakashi, and Naruto *They hurt those precious to her..or killed 'em*
IQ: over 399
BF: Zabuza's younger brother, Seimaru
BFF: Mitarshi Anko
Enemy: Lee, Gaara, Kakashi, and Naruto
Rival: Namino Nikumu
Weirdest item: Zabuza's sword
Most treasured Item: A locket in her pocket that her brother Kimimaro gave to her
Sensei: Revived Gekko Hayate
Teammates: Watashiai Nekotoinu
Maito Akane

Tommorow, after I see Ju-On 2 *Hell, yeah!!* I'll embaress my friend Iruka!!!
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

   Me and meh Katana!!
Today, I've been honing my Katana skills with Gaara-kun and Baki-kun. Baki used a foam noodle....And Gaara used a real kunai he got online. I kicked both their butts! I'm the best! lol Except for Hayate-san, but he's dead! Hayate ghost: Really? Me: *staaaaaaaare* He's still so...HOT! Naruto: RANSENGAN!!! Me: Naru-chan!! Naruto:...I went through ectoplasm... Me: Poor Baby! lol Seriously though, all joking aside, I know a certain style. The Akiryu Tentoakuma *or something* Style. Yuppers! And the Ling Sheng Su Bo Style. Basically, I could probably kick your ass with a staff or big stick. Or Katanas that I named Hikaritenshi and Yamiakuma. I have a Daito *long blade, Yamiakuma* and Soto *short blade, Hikaritenshi* I guess that's all I have to say. sayanara *glomp*
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