Sunday, September 30, 2007

   Need to talk to someone...
...Um, anyone wanna talk? I'm kind of ina tough patch right now, and I need to get away from it for a while.. I'm willing to talk! ^__^

I'm over at emoslut's houe, and he's playing Halo 3. It's funny, he's being all weird-ass over it *sigh* I don't play Halo, I'm a Castlevania and Final Fantasy player ^__^ And Dead or Alive and Soul Caliber... And Sims and the SaGa series... Ok, a lot of games ^_^"

REALLLLLLLY need to talk to someone, ok? Up to talking about anything, even socks XD

Bye, and thank you to all my friends! *glomp* I'd be lost without you guys ;_;

....Omg, emoslut is intiating phonesex with his bf.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

   Dedication...
AH, ME SO HORNY, AH-AH, SO HORNY
AH, ME SO HORNY, AH-AH, SO HORNY!

So, how is everyone? Sorry about the above, it's an ongonig joke between Mein Dunkel Prinz and I.

Just checking up on peeps. And I can't comment, my comp's being stupid..


BTW, Yakumo-kun, your site is TO DIE FOR! *pun intended XD*


1) How are you guys doing?
2) Read/watch/write Hentai? *you don't have to answer, I'm just curious!*
3) Pretty please look at SerasSakura and emoslut and add them ?_? I'd appreciate it much!
4) COULD THE DEATH NOTE KILL THE VAMPIRE GOD WE KNOW AS ALUCARD?!!!
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Monday, September 24, 2007

   Me and Sailor Queen Random Shit part one: WalterSeras baby XD


Her name is Honora Victoria Dornez, and she is Seras and Walter's child. don't flame, I myself am a PxS fan and AxW fan ^_^" It's yaoi, ok? And y'know Walter probably did Girlycard! She's about 15 years old, and she found Unclecard's old sword. She's pleased to death and probably about to kill Arthur Hellsng II, AxI spawn, with it!

She is very cocky, but can be sweet from time to time. She acts like young Walter and Alucard, and has Seras' moods.

Yes, she is half-Vampire. Hah. She can kick your ass!

That's all, blame Sailor Queen!

BYE~
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

   MY IMMORTAL, part Two
"TWIST UND TURN VHERE ANGEL BURN!"
"Like Fallen Soldiers, We Will Learn"
"THAT VONCE FORGOTTEN, TWICE REMOVED,"
"LOVE WILL BE THE DEATH, THE DEATH OF YOU!"

I stared in confusion for a few moments. Warrant Officer Schrodinger was doing karaoke with an 11-year-old girl. A PSYCHO, REVENGE OBSESSED 11-year-old girl, I noted.

Lucia laughed, and Kayla's face clearly said 'What the fuck!'

I'm Jordyn, but people call me Arianna. I am dating the Captain, and he's now a Vampire-Werewolf hybrid. It's not my fault, he's the one that got rowdy!

The blonde woman beside me is Lucia Tasha valentine, one of my best friends, and to my right is Kayla, who is dating Schrodinger.

Anyway...

That song stopped, and Madeline Alhambra went running back to her sister, Ingrid. Ingrid glomped her sister extra-tight, in the way only a four year old and my sister Sara can do. Madeline endured and hugged Ingrid back.

"I'm Too Sexy For My Love, Too Sexy For My Love, Love's Going to Leave meeeeee~" Schrodinger started, dragging Dok into his stupid scheme. Dok sighed. "You can be sexy all on your own, Schrodinger!" he said.

Within two minutes, Dok was singing. That's one thing about Nazi's, they sing! I don't get it, but they do!

"You all are so old, this ist the modern sexy." Captain said, handing Madeline a five. The little girl ran to the lights and started making them flicker.

Oh, be still my heart, he's STRIPPING!

"I'm bringing sexy bahck..." the Captain sang. Lucia stater drooling, and Kayla was squealing. I was shocked, those flat abs get me every time! "Those other boy's don't know how to aaact..."

"Vell, Hans, I didn't know you had it in you!" The Major said from the doorway, directly behind the Captain's sexy ass.

Everyone started laughing hysterically. Captain blushed. "Ma... Major..." he grunted. Lucia walked over to her fiance and kissed him. "What's the evil plan of the day?" she asked sweetly. The Major grinned.

"Ve are infiltrating... Ve are infiltrating..."

He grinned like a demon.

"VE ARE INFILTRATING INTEGRA HELLSING'S 25th BIRTHDAY PARTY! MISSION OBJECTIVE: ANNOYANCE! UND VE ARE TAKING THE KARAOKE MACHINE!!!!" he cackled.

He snatched it up, grabbed Lucia's arm, and literally waltzed out of the room towards the helicopter.

...Wow, only a truly evil man would use Karaoke as a weapon! Go Major!

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Any thoughts? Any good?
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

   Reaching For You sequel
Overview of Reaching For You:

100 years ago, he lost the only one he had ever felt his heart bleed for. she bade him her one and last goodbye at night, promising ot return on a clear twilight, 'like the ones we danced under'

It's been 11 years since Sara Dornez-Hellsing has been to her true home after her mother abandoned her, and her homecoming's a real doozy as she brings her friends Kayla, Karen, Jordyn, and Corwyn along for the ride. How was she supposed to know she's the daughter of the traitorous Richard Hellsing and Walter's sweet half-sister Dianne Dornez? But, she learns it hard, and things only get more complicated.

She's his lost lady love, Sara Vermilion van Helsing, his first master, reincarnated. Alucard wants her. Sara wants him. Everyone else demands they stay away from each other.

After being shrugged off by Alucard for an old mate, she runs back to her adopted family in the US with her friends.

Almost runs off. Until the farewell's between the two lovers are exchanged.

'You really love Integra, I know you do... I don't wanna ruin that for you, I mean, it's your one shot at happiness, right? So, just forget me, I'm just the daughter of the man with reeking blood and a cheap whore!'

A kiss. A revelation. One loooong hot and horny sex scene.

It's been a few months, and our protagonist's are still in Jolly Ol' England.

MY IMMORTAL, part one

"Alucard, no, they'll hear it!"
"You have a point, Lover?"
"Oh, c'mon!"
"Just a little taste?"
"It's HUGE, it won't go in my mouth!"
"Try, you're loud-mouthed enough to fit it in!"
"No~"
"I'll force it!"
"RAPE!

My name is Karen G., I'm eighteen years old, and I live in England. I used to live in South America with my dad, a super-high-order-left-hand-Pope-aides-priest, my mom, a pretty woman, and my two idiot brothers. I came to England a little over a year ago with my buddies Sara, the one behind the door, Corwyn, Kayla, and Jordyn.

"It's all sticky! Get that thing away from me!"

Sara's nineteen, and she's like a sista to meh! She brought us to England after talking with her uncle Walter, and she's a Hellsing. I'll go into that later.

"EAT EEEET!"

She's married to the other one in the kitchen, Alucard. He's an ancient Vampire. I'm not joking. It's all part of the Hellsing Orginization, which I'll tell you about later!

"Oh, my God, it's delicious!"

And right now, I think they're trying to continue their honeymoon in the kitchen! GRRRRR! WHY DON'T I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?

It's an issue for me, considering I'm the best looking girl! Sara's really pale and tall and has long black and gold hair and she's really thin, she's pretty, I GUESS. Appearently, Vampires find her DELICIOUS. But she won't become one, it's her family pride getting in the way! Kayla's short and curly haired and I guess she's pretty too! She has a catboy 'friend', but I think they're going out! Jordyn is dark haired and has super huge boobs, almost as big as Seras Victoria's! Well, she's Seras Britton now, but anyway, if yu knew her, YA'D GET THE POINT! She's got a Nazi Werewolf.

I, on the other hand, am blonde and curvy and booby and one SUPER SEXY GODDESS, but...

I'm still single...

Sara's married, Kayla's dating, Jordyn's steady, and I'm not! IT's NOT RIGHT, PPL!

"Gimme some more!"
"No, bad little human girls don't get anyomre!"

I burst into the kitchen, covering my eyes.

"OKAY, BOTH OF YOU, NO SEX ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN, TAKE IT TO YOUR ROOM OR DON'T TAKE IT AT ALL! I MEAN, OUR FOOD IS COOKED IN HERE, SARA, AND INTEGRA'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER AND ALUCARD'LL GO CRAZY 'COS YOUR DEAD AND HE'LL KEEL US ALL AND"

"Karen, what the hell are you talking about?" Sara asked. "You can look, idiot." Alucard said.

Before I go any further, I'm going to say this:

Integra Hellsing is the leader of Hellsing, a grade-A bitch, Sara's cousin, and ALUCARD'S MASTER! She's one scary chick!

"YOU THINK I WANNA SEE THAT, YOU SICKO PERVERT CHILD MOLESTER VAMPIRE YOU?!" I screamed. Sara sighed. "We aren't having sex, Karen. We're making a cake."

I scarcely believed. Alucard and cake? What the crap?! "WHAT?! I dun't buy it, Missy!"

"It's true, Karen, you can open your eyes..." Alucard muttered.

I did so, and saw that the two love-birds were, in fact, making a cake. With home-made, sweet icing. Sticky icing, of which Alucard was holding the spoon. "OOOH!" I said, acting like a total dumb blonde. alucard hit me with the sticky spoon, then ran it through my hair like some sort of stupid kid instead of a centuries old Vampire King.

"QUIT IT!" I screamed. Alucard simply laughed that stupid laugh that annoyed me, sent sexed-up shivers through Sara's spine and ended between her long legs, made Integra seriously pissed, and made everyone else but Corwyn scared.

Sara pulled him over and kissed him. "Enough, Love." she cooed putting a finger onto his elongated nose.

...Ok, I hate Alucard, but I love Sara to bits. And I love that they love each other so strongly. I hope they have cute little half-Vampire babies! A whole bunch of them!

"You won't be able to hide it long." Alucard whispered. Sara laughed a little. "Shut up." she said as shek issed him again.

My brain just did a click!

"Sara, are you pregnant?" I asked. Sara's face turned red. Alucard shrugged, hiding his face a little too quickly with his hat. "No." they said in unison. "Suuuuuuure, riiiiight." I muttered. "I'll leave ya'll to that, oh, Alucard... if the kid's a freak, it's your fault!" I chimed. Alucard looked up, his face matching his red eyes. "SHE'S NOT!" he said. Sara hugged him. "Not yet, at least not to the rest of the world." she said, playing with his bow-tie. Alucard grinned, stroking her hair. "Our Secret Child, Our Dhampir." he said.

I got out before things got too freaky, because if those two start talking like that, then within a few minutes...

Clothe ripped and moaning began as soon as I reached the end of the hall. I felt my back break out in goosebumps.

"I want something like that..." I whispered, looking out the window to the sun-soaked front lawn.

"Hey, Integra, Maxwell has somethin' to say aboot yer baerthdeh." a strong voice said.

How could I have known Integra' birthday herald would change my life?
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That's the end of part one. The next part is Jordyn's point of view, then Corwyn's, Kayla's, random Hellsing charrie's, mine, then back to Karen.

How'd'ya like it?
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Sunday, September 16, 2007

   Added more
Lots more Yumiko and Heinkel pix on my profile xD

How do ya'll like it now?
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Saturday, September 15, 2007

   For Karen!


Expalnation:

The blonde is Roman Blake Anderson, Karen and Alexander Anderson's son. They call him The Angel's Retribution, because he kills so many enemies and has done so form a young age, and he is the best looking male in Iscariout Section 13 of the Vatican. As a child, he was very nice and well-liked, but super hyper and moody. He also held grudges.

The dark haired one is Vlad Richard Hanibal Tepes, mine and Alucard's son, a Dhampir. he has many titles, but the most common is 'Half-Life Prince', since he is the son of the No-life King and a human woman, and he is quite noble. When he was young, he was quiet and reserved, and very emotional, easily moved to tears or to laughter. People are afraid of him because they think his impure blood will cause him to go insane. He is quite forgiving, however, probably because people tended to be quick to judge and condemn him.

They are rival's and best friends, like their mothers. There's a years difference between them. In this picture, I'd guess Vlad is early-twenties and Roman is 19-23.

The girls in the top right corner and lower left coners are Aura Hellsing, Vlad's lover, and Morgan Nepyeer, Roman's girlfriend.

Hope ya like, Ka-ka!

"Heaven can wait, people need me down here! If anyone wants to say otherwise, I'ma kick their ass and make them eat it off a silver platter! A-FUCKING-MEN!"
~Roman Anderson, chapter 63, paragraph 9~

"Be glad, Alice, that you are a Vampire. You are Damned to the river of fire, and most humans are meant for Heaven. I will be on Earth till the end of the end of time..."
~Vlad Tepes, chapter 19, paragraph 16~
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   My faveHellsing OC's as DOLLS
Mary Maxwell:


Mary in her Angel form:



Aura Hellsing:


Aura in her Vampire Form:


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   I love this change!
Heinkel Wulf and Yumiko/Yumie Takagi from Hellsing! I love these guys/girls! ...I think Heinkel's a he-she because in Crossfire, Heinkel's female, but in Hellsing, she's a, well, he.... >_> WTF, Hirano?

How do you guys like? Heh, Chibi-chan'll throw a fit, no more Seras!
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Saturday, September 8, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BISHONENOFNIGHTAV!!!




















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