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Tuesday, January 16, 2007


   sorry, no story. You got RANDOM!!! *story 2morrow* FOR THE MATURE!!! Well, the first part...
Noaki: *on computer*
Hayate: Ne-chan, I'm home. *koff*
Noaki: Welcome back, Haya-kun.
Hayate: What're you looking at?
Noaki: ...*smile* NARUTOLUFFLUFFPARADAISU.COM!!! *not a real site!*
Hayate: ...Ok...
Raiden: No-chan... is that a Pervert site?
Noaki: *blush* Mebbe...
Hayate: SIS!!
Raiden: Hahaha!! Bad No-chan!
Noaki: It's a, ahhuh, hentai fansite... Primarily Yaoi...
Hayate: ...She got that from her Kaguya blood! Nothing Gekko about that! I swear, her other half-brother *&%#ed Orochimaru!
Noaki; Kimimaro never did that, Beloved One. He just &^*(ed Tayuya before death.
Raiden: ...You can check popularity?
Noaki: Uh-huh! That's right, Sensei!
*This goes out to Gogetta19! ~_^*
Raiden:...check the other Jonin!
Noaki: *types* K, KakashiXSasuke is #1
Hayate/Raden:...Holy Hell...
Noaki: Then KakashiXSakura
Hayate: Child Molester...
Raiden: *giggling*
Noaki: Then... Holy... KAKAGAI?!!!
Hayate/Raiden:........I'm gonna barf...
Hayate: Ew.... Asuma! Heheheh...
Noaki; *types* AsuKure, AsuShika
Hayate: GAY Child Molester...
Raiden: Sicky...
Noaki: And, last, Asu... ASUKAKUZU?!
Hayate/Raiden: *shudder*
Raiden: Gai...
Noaki: Oh, I know that one! GaiLee, GaiKaka, then GaiNeji!
Hayate: Yuch...
Raiden: Heh...Ibiki!
Hayate: *laughs uncontrollably* Oh, my god!
Noaki: *typing* IbiIda
Hayate: Ew, incest...
Raiden: Bad Ibiki!
Noaki: Ibi...Anko?!
Hayate: *rofl* OH GOD!!!
Raiden: Oh, no, Hayate. Best is yet to come.
Hayate: What?
Noaki:...IBIHAYA?!
Hayate: BAD COMPUTER!! *goes to attack*
Raiden: *grabs*
Noaki: Chillax, Onii-chan. Raiden is... RaiKaka
Hayate: Haha!
Raiden:...Okaaaay...
Noaki: RaiHaya.
Raiden/Hayate: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Noaki;...RAINOA!???! Oh, and a Final Fant... Cute... Real cute... *pissed*
Raiden: Uh... Hayate?
Hayate: LALALALA!!!!
Noaki: 3rd to 1st... 3: HayaNoa
Hayate: LALALALALALA!!
Noaki: 2: HayaUzu
Hayate: YESSSSS!! I'M GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT, BABY!!
Raiden: Wait for it...
Noaki: Eeeeeeh? *0*"
Hayate: What?
Raiden: *mutter*
Baki; HAYATE!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Hayate OH, HELL NOOOOOOOOOO!!! HIM?
Noaki: 1st... HayaBaki...
Hayate: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYY!
*runs away*
Baki: C'mon, Proctor-san, I'm horny!!
Raiden:...I am, too... *poke* ^_^
Noaki: Get your hand offa me, perv...
Raiden: Damn...


For anime dude., this is my FF story. Enjoy, Kyle.

Kat looked down, green eyes filling with tears. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!" she screamed, unending fury in her voice. Mercedes smirked, her orange eyes laughing. Her long silver hair danced in the wind, like a dark snake to wrap around Kat and strangle the life out of her. Masamune, bloody from the previous nights work, was in her hands, an ominous reminder of why Kat fought. she chuckled sadistcally. "Give up, Strife. You can never succeed." she said, brushing a piece of hair out of her face with one of her gloved hands. "Heh..." Kat laughed, smirking. "You still don't get it, do you?" she said, showing the Soothsayers secret mechanism. "...Damn..."
A country song was playing on the Albatross' radio, loud enough to be heard across the plain. Aeris played with her hair, appearently worried. "Miss Blu..." she said, fingering a long, curled black lock of hair. Blu looked over to the child, her own hair slapping her in the face. "Godda... I'm getting a haircut... Yeah, Aeris?" she said in a husky tone. "S...Something's wrong..." Aeris said, turning one of her hands into a fist. Blu looked at the kid, cool pity in her eyes. "Naw. Kat'll be fine. She'll figure this Mercedes crap out. I'll bet ya money on that one!" she said with a wink, waving a monkey wrench towards the girl. "Yo! BRENTON! HAND ME THE ACE 6-44-3 HANDDRIVER SCREWDRIVER!" Blu hollered to the red haired boy bellow. "THE WHAT?!" Brenton hollered back. "*sigh* THE ONE WITH THE GREEN HANDLE, 'Jikaz'!" Blu screached, attempting to say 'Jackass' until the lollipop in her mouth got on her tounge. "COMIN' UP!"
Two gunshots rang out. Aeris picked up her Materia and scrambled towards the already armed Blu and Brenton. "What the He" "Kat." Blu said, wrapping her lollipop in it's wrapper and setting it in the grass. The three companions ran towards the sound.
Blood covered the tall grass. Rich, red blood. Kat stood about 7 foot away, gunblade in hand. Her eyes were wide, shocked and confused. Mercedes looked a little surprised as well. A little. Inbetween Mercedes and Kat was Angeles, a bullet lodged in the middle of her chest, another in her leg. "Mer... *hack* Mercedes..." she gasped. Mercedes muttered something under her breath. "Rest well, Angeles Valentine. You've earned your sleep, Dark Angel. Let the Devils wing thee to your final rest." Mercedes said.
Kat watched as Mercedes embedded Masamune in Angeles' body. Kat's eyes grew wider. "I...I... Angie..." Kat stuttered. Angeles hit the ground, face first. "..........Ang...." Tears fell from Kat's eyes. Before she realized it, she was sobbing, on her knees and begging, yes, begging, for Mercedes to spare her. "JUST LEAVE IT IN, PLEASE!" Kat heard herself say. "JUST LEAVE THAT DAMN SWORD IN! DON'T TAKE ANGELES! DON'T! PLEASE!" she screamed, again and again. Mercedes looked up, her eyes showing emotion for once. Kat realized her tears were shared with Mercedes. "I have to."
The sword was taken. Kat sat there on her knees, the wind blowing her long blonde hair as Mercedes walked off without another word. "Y...You were her friend... She trusted you... She was frikkin' dying for you... DYING..." Kat said. Mercedes paid no heed. "SHE WAS DYING FOR YOU!!" Kat screamed, standing up and running after Mercedes, Soothsayer in hand. Mercedes kept walking. Less than an inch away from killing Mercedes, Kat stopped.
"It's not your imaginaion, Strife. you gonna go over there?" Mercedes asked, still walking. Kat turned her head. Angeles
Was trying to stand up.

LIVE?! DIE?! YOU DECIDE!!! comment. I'm having a deep inner battle over this.

Reference:

Mercedes: Sephiroth and OC Nataiya's daughter. Once a kind, sweet, loyal girl who worked for new Avalanche. But something warped her. She cares for nothing but vengence. Destroyed Kalm the night before this occured.

Kat: Katrina Strife, cloud and Tifa's daughter. Headstrong, proud girl who likes to see the brighter side of life. Wants to kill Mercedes for destroying her village.

Angeles Strife: Vincent's daughter. Mother unknown. A goth and a loner, moreso than her estranged father. Was Mercedes only friend as a child, was her best friend. Dying. Or so it seems. That's the decision I need to make.

Blu: Blu Highwind. Cid's daughter. Master mechanic and kid genius. 2nd in command of New Avalanche.

Aeris 2: A clone of Aeris and Zach. Some consider her to be a form of their 'child'. She's a Shinra expeirement. A super-strong little girl who loves the flowers. Mysterious, but sweet.

Brenton: Denzel and Marlene's son. Little info.


YOU DECIDE SINCE I'M TORN IN TWO!!

Ja ne.

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