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Saturday, January 20, 2007


   STOOOOOOOOOOORY!!!!!
"Tsumi...kun..." Hayateko said, looking at the kunoichi strangely. Tsumi turned, her brown eyes glowing. "No words needed, Haya-chan." she said. Hayateko raised an eyebrow. "Nani?" he said. Tsumi ran full force towards Hayateko. "I LOVE YOU TOO, GEKKO HAYATEKO!!" she squealed. Hayateko side-stepped the girl, eyes wide. "Uh, you're a friend, Tsumi-kun. Friend. Do you comprehend?" Hayateko said, talking slowly. Tsumi's eyes welled up with tears. "Wah..." she said, pouting. Takashi walked up, smiling behind his mask. "I'll be your boyfriend, Tsumi-chan!" he said with enthusiasm. "..." Tsumi and Hayateko stared.
"Takashi-san, you look like a girl..." Tsumi said. Takashi glared at Hayateko, then pointed at his prey. "I LOOK MORE MANLY THAN HIM!!!" he spewed. Hayateko shook his head. Tsumi fell head-over-heels all over again. "Y'know, I see why you're the Naruto and I'm the Sasuke, Takashi-baka." Hayateko said with a pretty-boy smirk. Takashi fumed. "I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!" he screached. "Oh, right. Sorry, Tensai Hentaisha (Genius Pervert)" Hayateko chuckled. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GEKKO!" Takashi screamed. "Uh, guys?" Tsumi interjected into the teammates argument.
"How have the Rain Ninja not heard us yet?" she questioned.
At that time, 50 Rain Ninja came from the floor. Tsumi went to get her shuriken, but a clone clamped onto her arm. "Damn!" Tsumi said. Hayateko grabbed his katana and used Gekko Bunshin Jutsu (Moonlight Clone Jutsu). They all went to attack in a comeplete frenzy. It still wasn't enough, because for every one of Hayateko's delicate clones, there were 10 Mist clones to face it. Hayateko cursed under his breath and made two simple, non-attacking clones. "MIKAZUKI NO" "KAZE NO YAIGA!!" a voice screamed, falling from the ceiling. A strong gust of wind cleared all the Rain Nija and their clones.
The figure moved a strand of red hair from her face, smiling with satisfaction. She chuckled suggestively, looking at Hayateko with one strange black eye. "Proctor-san, are you capable of fighting and winning?" she said obnoxiously. "Shut up, Akiko!" Hayateko barked.
"Hey... Hate to break up the touchy-feely Hayate spawn, Baki spawn moment, but we're almost to the top." Takashi said, pointing to a stairwell. Akiko walked forward, then Hayateko zoomed past her. "No, he didn't!" Akiko said, running after Hayateko. Tsumi looked up the winding spiral of seemingly never-ending steps, petrified for a moment. "You call that 'almost', Takashi?" she questioned. Takashi smirked at her. He picked her up gingerly, then carried her up bridal style. "OFF WE GO, UMINO!" he declared. Tsumi wanted to scream at Takashi, but found herself laughing instead.
The pair finally reached the top where, big surprise, Hayateko and Akiko were arguing over whom beat whom up. "I KICKED YOUR ASS, MOON PIE!!" Akiko screamed. "I BEAT YOU BY A MILE AND A HALF, MANLADY!" "'MANLADY'?!" "WELL, YOU CALLED ME 'MOONPIE'!" "Uh, ok... please calm down now..." Takashi pleaded. Tsumi looked at Takashi. He stared back. "What, Tsumi-chan? "Can you... put me down?" Tsumi said, blushing, much to her own surprise. Takashi smiled at her. "So cute... Of course!" he said pleasantly.
Takashi put Tsumi down... On her head. He then watched her short denim skirt fall to reveal a blue thong. He smirked pervertedly. Hayateko looked away, confused, his face a bright crimson. Akiko glared, her eyes synonimous with 'Devil Eye'. "HATAKE!" she barked. Takashi let go of Tsumi's long tan legs, making her fall to the ground face-first.
"Crap..." Tsumi muttered. Takashi looked at the table behind Akiko. "Scroll!" he said nervously. He ran towards the table, flipping Akiko's hair first, then put his hand out to touch the scroll.
A thousand weapons came flying all at once, flying on a B-line for Takashi.

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