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Wednesday, May 23, 2007


   I'm being tested on my fan-ficcing skills: WHAT I CAN DO IN 30 MINUTES!!
I've been dying to do this:
It's with charecters from my Hellsing sequel:
Anderson has a bastard son *Seamus*...
And Maxwell one flirty Priest of a daughter?! *New charecter*

"So, we strike when and where?" William Hellsing asked, lighting a new cigar. Seamus Anderson rose to leave. "The thirtaenth. Aht the center o' town." he said, adjusting his wiry glasses. William nodded. "Oh, and make sure ya vampire woman plays nice an' clean." Seamus sugessted. Jinx growled, longing to rip the half-regenerator's throat out.
"HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!" a woman flamboyantly called from the doorway. William and Jinx turned. "Who in the bloody hell?!" William cursed. Jinx growled again. "I'll shut her up if you want, Will." she offered. "VICTOR! WRATH!" William cried. Hellsing's loyal butler, Victor W. Ddollnezz, appeared behind the woman. "Quite sorry, sir. She says she's with"
"Iscariot! That's where I'm from!" she announced. She propped her feet on William's desk, reached across, and grabbed one of his cigars along with his gold-plated lighter. "Thanks, Love!" she giggled and winked. "Quite a strapping lad you've got for a butler! Almost as good looking as you, Willy! Mibd if I call you Willy?" "Ye" "Of course you don't!" she laughed. William silently fumed. And he thought Jinx was a git?! This... this... WOMAN... DARED.... to steal HIS CIGARS!?
THIS MEANT WAR! NO ONE STEALS SIR HELLSING'S $57.00 A CARTON CIGARS! EVEN THE PET VAMPITE WRATH, HIS BEST MATE, MAYBE SOMETHING MORE, KNEW BETTER THAN TO SNATCH WILLIAM'S CIGARS! WAR! The Half-breed's mind screamed in the voice of his father. WAAAAAAAAAAAR! ...Or was it Integra's voice?
The woman giggled. "I'm Mary Maxwell, chap. You're Willy Hellsing. Now, where's my Anderson?" she said, rather cooing at the last part. "Er, lad, you're knuckles are bleeding!" she exclaimed. William knew. William was pissed. He cracked his knuckles in a way to show just how badly he was pissed off. Let Wrath lap the blood off his gloves later. For now, William was pissed, and would remain so until he saw fit to be his bitchy, sarcastic self again.
Seamus Anderson was trying, in vain, to hide behind his Draculina nemesis, Alucard's youngest daughter, Jinx. "Hide meh..." he whimpered. Jinx chuckled in a voice not too far off from the one of her father, the 'Bastard Abandoner', Alucard.
Mary giggled. "Naughty Seamus!" she grinned suggestively. William felt something move.
Mary was gorgeous! Anderson, that BASTARD! Her long brown hair and dark purple eyes enticed William to no end. He would be pissed later.
For now, he was as sex-hungry as any 23 in England, no, the WORLD, well-bred bloodline and secret homosexual desires with 'his' half-brother Wrath be damned.
Seamus shivered. "M... Mary..." he muttered, sweating. Jinx laughed in a way that made Victor and William scan the room for Alucard. Mary laughed in a sultry voice. "Mon Cherie." she said in a French candence.
~God, she's FRENCH, too?! From her mum, no doubt...~
Mary lunged for the priest as he threw the vampire in front of her. Mary crashed head-first into Jinx's 35 C chest. Jinx blushed slightly. "God..." she muttered before throwing her off and into William's arms.
William blinked, a blush upon his face. "Um, Miss Maxwell?" he... wheezed?!
Mary looked up, teary-eyed. "I'm LEAVING!" she screeched, rushing out the door.
"What an odd woman, Master..." Wrath later remarked. William nodded. "Yeah, what a woman..." he muttered. Wrath smiled. "So you like her, Master?" Wrath teased. William blushed. "NO!"
"Do too."
"Not!"
"Too."
"NOT!"
"Yes, you do."
"HOW'D YOU KNOW, PUG?!"
"I read your thoughts. I want to meet this Mary." Wrath smirked. "I'll wait with you for her, but Master... she works for the Vatican..."
"Daisy Dukes are out of the question."

TIME!

Meh... Could be bettah.... Good for teh area of time I had. I went back to edit Seamus' dialect ^^"

I had the idea for Mary today looking through AndersonxMaxwell. No, she's not Yaoi spawn. Her mom, my OC Winnifred, is, in fact, French. Hence her voice.

Me sleep now...

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