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Birthday
• 1994-06-29
Gender
• Female
Location
• In my mind: Curled up with Alucard and Naruto Uzumaki. In reality: In front of my computer 23/7
Member Since
• 2006-10-10
Occupation
• Shinobi, Apprentice, Anbu, Vampire Kunoichi, Honor Student
Real Name
• Uzumaki Hinata, or Sara Tepes, or Sara C.

Personal

Achievements
• Getting over my introvertedness, Learning to stand up for myself!, NOT BEING A SASUKE FANGURL!, Out-eating Choji, Iruka, and Naruto at a Ramen Eating Contest :3, Knowing all the Hellsing spoilers and owning almost all of the manga!
Anime Fan Since
• I saw Sailor Moon
Favorite Anime
• NARUTO! but, I also like Hellsing, YYH, Genshiken,Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sailor Moon, DB:GT, Kamichama Karin, Bleach, FMA,One Piece, YGO:GX, Digimon, any Hayao Miyazaki, Primarily Kiki's Delivery Service, Rurouni Kenshin, Gin Tama, Godchild, Nana, and Furuba
Goals
• Keep Neji in ICU for another decade or so, Marry Alucard, Help Konohagakure become an even better Village, Avenge Asuma-san, beat Walter one day...
Hobbies
• Reading, Drawing, Glomping Naruto, Kissing Naruto, making loud, long love to Naruto and Alucard....I MEAN!!...Eh, crud O///O...Messing with my friend's heads! Talking with my friends Kiben the wolf , snowycloud, rockleelover17, and HinataNaruInu
Talents
• Singing, using a katana *seriously* Writing, Scaring other people by using the Silent Killing Jutsu, Messing with People's heds!, Giving good advice, Able to tell you anything about Alucard or integra at any time, NEVER BEING BORED.




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Sunday, August 12, 2007

   Random shizz I think of at one AM xD
Fish Squared.

"And so then I told Ash, 'Well if that's what she thinks, I'll just shove another stick up her ass!'" Sara told Kayla over the phone.
Kayla remained quiet. Somewhere in the background, Dok, Schrodinger, and Major were chorusing 'I Will Survive' in one horrible, loud unison.
"Yeah, you shouldn't talk about Alucard's boss like that."
"I'm his mate, as if he'll do anything!"
A small, four-year-old boy walked into the kitchen. Sara ruffled his hair as he sat down in her lap. "Hi, Vlad." she cooed.
Vlad looked up at his mother.
"Two plus Two is FISH!" he exclaimed. Sara stared for a moment.
"Kayla, what in the hell are you teaching my son when you come to visit?" Sara asked. Kayla blinked. "Nothing, just the Ontomontopig song and the two plus two is fish joke!"
Sara looked at her impressionable young Dhampir son. He smiled, showing his small fangs as he cuddled close to his mother. She sighed. "I'll call you back, Kay-Kay."
The line clicked from Kayla's end, just as Dok and Major hit a crescendo on '16 Going on Seventeen'.

Sara looked at Vlad. "No, two and two is" "Fish." "I was going to say four. Aunt Kayla was joking." "Fish." "Vlad, if you keep saying fish, you'll turn into one." "FISH!"
Sara stared at the kid. The dreams she had for his future seemed to shatter all at once. Hopefully, he would grow out of it, if not...
Then he would be the dumbest Harvard graduate yet.
Alucard appeared behind his mate and gave her a quick nip on the neck. She blushed. "Alu!" she squealed, shoving him off. He extended his tongue. "Yes, My Countess?"
He realized his son was in her lap. He straightened up. "Uhm, Vlad!" he muttered. Vlad smiled. "Father." he said with a nod. Sara was still blushing, and color flamed Alucard's cheeks as well.
"Daddy, what's two plus two?"
Alucard smirked. "Why, Fish, of course."
Sara put Vlad out of her lap, turned to the wall, and hit her head repeatedly. "IT'S FOUR, DUMBASS." she said to her Mate.
Alucard shrugged. "I stand by the fact it's fish."
"Clearly, you haven't used basic math in some time... OR YOU'RE STUPID."
"Be nice, I haven't used math since 1624."
"BC?!"
"You're mean. I should have found a nicer woman to mother my child."
"Like Seras would ever!"
"I meant Integra."
"WHY, YOU!"
Vlad stared at his parents, his head cocked to the side. He didn't understand a word of it, except the fact it involved Sir Integra and Aunt Seras. He smiled nonetheless.
"Smile, it confuses them." Alucard told Vlad once. Vlad didn't know who 'them' was, but he liked confusing people. His father and Sir Integra always thought something got 'fucked up', as Ashton put it, when he came running up to either one smiling.
Again, he didn't understand what 'fuscked up' meant, but he guessed it had to do with confusion.

"IT'S FOUR!"
"FISH!"
"FOUR!"
"FISH!"
Vlad stared. Mommy would scream first,
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ACTUALLY DISCUSSING THIS!"
then Daddy.
"I CAN'T EITHER, CLEARLY IT'S FISH, CHILD!"
"IT'S FOUR, YOU OLD FART!"
"OLD FART?!"
"WELL YOU CALLED ME CHILD!"
"FISH!"
"FOUR!"
"FISH!"
"FOUR!"
"FOUR!"
"FOUR!"
"FOUR!"
"IT'S FISH, ALUCARD, AND THAT! IS! FINAL!" Sara screamed in triumph. She then realized what her husband tricked her into.
"..."
"So, we're agreed?"
"..."
"What's that?"
"..."
"What are you doing?"
"..."
"Sara..."
"'And remember to spay and neuter your pets, kids.'"
"What?!"
"Give 'em the Bob Barker treatment."
"WHAT?!"
"In laymens terms, Alu..."
"Violence is not the answer!"
"C'mere, Dog-Breath."

QUESTIONS!

Middle Name? *chibininja*
Elizabeth.

Hair Color? *ElvesAteMyRamen*
Black, with some blonde streaks I'm getting taken out.

1) Any other questions for me?
2) Who is you're favorite anime charecter?
3) Who is an anime charecter you'll never forget?
4) I say Alucard, you say:
5) Do you read more Shojo/Girl manga or Shonen/Boy manga?
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