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Wednesday, September 19, 2007


   MY IMMORTAL, part Two
"TWIST UND TURN VHERE ANGEL BURN!"
"Like Fallen Soldiers, We Will Learn"
"THAT VONCE FORGOTTEN, TWICE REMOVED,"
"LOVE WILL BE THE DEATH, THE DEATH OF YOU!"

I stared in confusion for a few moments. Warrant Officer Schrodinger was doing karaoke with an 11-year-old girl. A PSYCHO, REVENGE OBSESSED 11-year-old girl, I noted.

Lucia laughed, and Kayla's face clearly said 'What the fuck!'

I'm Jordyn, but people call me Arianna. I am dating the Captain, and he's now a Vampire-Werewolf hybrid. It's not my fault, he's the one that got rowdy!

The blonde woman beside me is Lucia Tasha valentine, one of my best friends, and to my right is Kayla, who is dating Schrodinger.

Anyway...

That song stopped, and Madeline Alhambra went running back to her sister, Ingrid. Ingrid glomped her sister extra-tight, in the way only a four year old and my sister Sara can do. Madeline endured and hugged Ingrid back.

"I'm Too Sexy For My Love, Too Sexy For My Love, Love's Going to Leave meeeeee~" Schrodinger started, dragging Dok into his stupid scheme. Dok sighed. "You can be sexy all on your own, Schrodinger!" he said.

Within two minutes, Dok was singing. That's one thing about Nazi's, they sing! I don't get it, but they do!

"You all are so old, this ist the modern sexy." Captain said, handing Madeline a five. The little girl ran to the lights and started making them flicker.

Oh, be still my heart, he's STRIPPING!

"I'm bringing sexy bahck..." the Captain sang. Lucia stater drooling, and Kayla was squealing. I was shocked, those flat abs get me every time! "Those other boy's don't know how to aaact..."

"Vell, Hans, I didn't know you had it in you!" The Major said from the doorway, directly behind the Captain's sexy ass.

Everyone started laughing hysterically. Captain blushed. "Ma... Major..." he grunted. Lucia walked over to her fiance and kissed him. "What's the evil plan of the day?" she asked sweetly. The Major grinned.

"Ve are infiltrating... Ve are infiltrating..."

He grinned like a demon.

"VE ARE INFILTRATING INTEGRA HELLSING'S 25th BIRTHDAY PARTY! MISSION OBJECTIVE: ANNOYANCE! UND VE ARE TAKING THE KARAOKE MACHINE!!!!" he cackled.

He snatched it up, grabbed Lucia's arm, and literally waltzed out of the room towards the helicopter.

...Wow, only a truly evil man would use Karaoke as a weapon! Go Major!

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