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Saturday, November 4, 2006


   LET THERE BE ROLEPLAY!!! *my friends Gaara, Ino, Baki, and Luffy are here*
K, the charecters are:
Isabella Integra Hellsing *me*: 19 years old, black hair, blue eyes, quiet, stern, cruel, Half-breed child of Integra and Alucard. Likes Strong people, a good battle, a good book, and strategy games. Dislikes Fools, chocolate, and baths *xP*

Alexander Tomoril *Baki*: 22 years old, red hair, red eyes, loud, sarcastic, easygoing, Vampire created by Isabella. Likes boobs, hot dogs, and beer. Dislikes sitting still and reading anything but porn

Warrant Officer Shrodinger *Gaara*: ?? years old, blondish hair, ? eyes *never paid attention ^^"* More mature, slightly creepy, Werewolf from the original Hellsing. Likes Serving Isabella when she's in a good mood, mind games, and food. Dislikes Alex and people who mess with him.

Alice Vernedead *Ino*: 16 years old, blonde hair with red streaks, blue eyes, flirtatious, promiscuos, playful, Vernedead's half-niece. Likes cute boys and manicures. Dislike fighting and Isabella

Joshua Yeknom *Luffy*: 13 years old, brown hair, red eyes, clueless, hyper, ADHD to the max, another Vampire in Hellsing that Isabella created. Likes Easy puzzles, video games, and big swords. Dislikes strategy games, Isabella, and sleeping

Isabella: Rise and shine, Idiots. It's 7. The sun was down a half-hour ago!
Alex: *flips her off*
Josh: *snores*
Isabella:.... As leader of Hellsing, I demand you get up this instant... I mean NOW!
Alex/Josh: zzzZZZZzZZZZzzzzZzzzzzzzZ
Isabella: *screams*...... *nothing* Dammit... *kicks coffins open* RISE AND SHINE!!!!
Joshua: HUH?! WHA HUH?!
Isabella: Godalmighty... Alexander... I wear a DD cup...
Alex: *wide awake* BOOBIES!! I WANT THE BOOBIES, LADY! *reach, touch*
Isabella: *sends Alex into nearest wall* Lecherous Bastard...
Shrodinger: *appears, staring* Seriously? DD?
Isabella: NO!!
Josh:....ZZZzzZZZZZZZzzzzZ
Isabella: I'll leave him be *sighs*
Alex: *out of wall* Izzy-Lizzy... That wasn't nice...
Isabella: *eyes turn red* 'Izzy-Lizzy'? ...................C'MERE!!! *chase*
Alice: *jumps aside* Aaaw! Izzy, you like Alex! You're gonna let him deflower you,huh?
Isabella: *stops, turns*
Alice: ?
Isabella: *pulls out gun* A human will die once shot. Right? *cocks gun*
Alice: *goes running*
Alex: *pours chocolate milk over Isabella's head* Chill, Hellsing.... WET T-SHIRT!!!
Isabella: *picks up wieght, throws at Alex*
Alice: *can't stop laughing*
Isabella: *walks off, comes back changed* I found a potential threat, if anyone will listen...
Alice/Alex/Shrodinger/Josh: *rapt attention* Ms. Hellsing!
Isabella: Good. The Freak chip has been found. It is being used by a Hitler wannabe named Chase Ruteir *pulls out picture* Who is attempting to overtake
Alice: HE'S HOT!!! *grabs picture*
Isabella: *sighs* He's trying to start a World War so he can take over. Alexander, Joshua, and Alice, you will be sent to Paris to find a certain disciple of his who has the original chip.
Josh: He duplicated it?!
Isabella: Sadly... Shrodinger, you will be sent to find Rutier.
Alex: Then you'll be alone and help
Isabella: I'm half Vampire. I can defend myself. Now, there's a jet outside for you three. I trust you can walk, Shrodinger?
Shrodinger: *nods*
Alex/Josh/Alice: *walk out, giant jet with 3 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, internet access, cable, phones with unlimited long distance and 3-way, etc. etc.*
Alice: I died and went to Heaven!!
Alex: *gets in pilot seat as Josh grabs a blood packet from the pantry and Alice goes crazy about the bathrooms* Wierdos *starts plane*
Shrodinger: *bow* Ms. Hellsing. *runs off*
Isabella: *puts on long silk robe, grabs remote and starts watching TV.* Crappy *flip* Sappy *flip* Damn, she's ugly! *flip* EW! *flip* Porn *flip* *Man comes on screen*
Man: Madame Hellzing *smile* Such a lovely face. You have your mothers eyes.
Isabella: Rutier... What do you want?! And don't you say a thing about my mother!
Rutier: You take after Miss Integra. She was so beautiful... You've no idea what you stole, Mon Cher.
Isabella: *growls* What in the Hell do you want?
Rutier: *smile* I want

All we have so far ^^" Bak wants to what people think of it... He's paranoid about popularity... TO BE CONTINUED...

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