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Sunday, November 12, 2006


   Payback for Gaara
Well, I'm repaying Gaara. He wants to know why the charecter in my Naruto fanfix Yukiko is obsessed with Bunnies. This is an explanation:

It was late afternoon in Konohagakure, and some Genin and chunin were gathering for lunch at Ichiraku. Umino Kurohotaru got the seat between Rock Yamitsuki, her best friend, and Nara Shikahime, Yamitsuki's nemesis. Uzumaki Sanosuke, Hyuga Hiko, Morino Idateko, and Michino Tentori were also there. When everyone got their ramen, someone called out for Kurohotaru and Yamitsuki. "*sigh* Only one person calls me 'Umino-san', and she is" "Yukiko." Yamitsuki finished. Yamitsuki then turned to glare at Shikahime. "Move, Shika-chan." she said in mock niceness. "No way, oh, Passionate Dork." Shikahime said, bringing up Yamitsuki's old nickname. "I'm not the Passionate Dork anymore... I'm Konoha's Dark Angel!" Yamitsuki said through gritted teeth. "Everyone move one seat over, or I will either compress your Tenketsu or bash your scull in with the Omote Renge." Yamitsuki said, glaring at everyone with the Byakugan. Everyone moved. There was a crash as Hiko fell out of the last seat. "You made me do that, Rock!" "Bite me, Hyuga!" Yukiko sat where Shikahime had been as Hiko stormed off. "Tentori, slide Hiko's ramen over here!" Kurohotaru said. Tentori did as he was told. "Here, Yuki-chan. You like Miso Ramen, right?" "Yes, Hota-kun." Yukiko stared at something small and white a little ways away from her. "Bu...Bu..." Idateko turned around. "*sigh* it's a friggin' rabbit..." "BUUUUUUUUUNNYYYYYYYYY!" Yukiko squealed, chasing after it in fine chibi fashion. Everyone else stared, developing sweatdrops. "Until she gets that rabbit, she won't stop...' Momochi Akuma said, suddenly appearing. "KYAAAAAA! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!!?" "Well, 23 years ago, Momochi Zabuza really liked this one woman named Hatsuyuki, so he deci" "SHUT UP!!!" the others squealed. "Why is Yukiko-Ane obsessed with bunnies?" Sanosuke asked, raising an eyebrow. "BUUUUUUUUUUUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Yukiko squealed, still running after the bunny. Akuma shrugged his broad shoulders. "May have something to do with her dad and mine..."
*waverwaver* Flashback
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Haku squealed, chasing the little thing like crazy. Zabuza stared, sweatdrop developing. "Akuma... That's what I DON'T want you to be." Zabuza said to his young son. Akuma started getting a sweatdrop, too. "How owd is Unca 'Aku new?" he garbled. "...No idea... Too old to chase bunnies like that..." "BUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" "--+"
*waverwaver* flashback ends
"That must have been disturbing!" "No wonder you destroyed Kirigakure, Momochi!" "I...I pity ya!" some said. "TEEEEEEEEH BUUUUUUUUNNNNNNYYYYY!" Yukiko squealed again, finally catching it and holding it close to her chest. "I SHALL NAME IT... MOMOCHI AKUMA II!" she said triumphantly. Everyone fell over. Kurohotaru stood up and laughed. "Save that for your firstborn, Yukiko!" she said, smiling sadistically. Yamitsuki looked at the bunny while Akuma and Yukiko blushed. "Yukiko-ane, why are you obsessed with bunnies?" Sanosuke asked. "'CUZ THEY'RE SO GOSH DARN CUTE!" Yukiko said, smiling from ear-to-ear. "Since when do rabbits have red face paint on their eyes?... and try to crawl down kimono's?" Yamitsuki said. Yukiko picked up the bunny, who looked drunk from seeing boobs. "...J...Jiraiya-san?" "ERO SANIN!?" Yukiko put the bunny down. Sanosuke was about to destroy the pervert when Akuma came forward with his sword. "Here, Bunny bunny bunny..." . Jiraiya transformed back to normal and ran like hell.

Now you know why Yukiko likes bunnies, Gaara. It's so simple. Thanks for the emo Corner, dude! ^^

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