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Birthday
• 1994-06-29
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• In my mind: Curled up with Alucard and Naruto Uzumaki. In reality: In front of my computer 23/7
Member Since
• 2006-10-10
Occupation
• Shinobi, Apprentice, Anbu, Vampire Kunoichi, Honor Student
Real Name
• Uzumaki Hinata, or Sara Tepes, or Sara C.
Personal
Achievements
• Getting over my introvertedness, Learning to stand up for myself!, NOT BEING A SASUKE FANGURL!, Out-eating Choji, Iruka, and Naruto at a Ramen Eating Contest :3, Knowing all the Hellsing spoilers and owning almost all of the manga!
Anime Fan Since
• I saw Sailor Moon
Favorite Anime
• NARUTO! but, I also like Hellsing, YYH, Genshiken,Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sailor Moon, DB:GT, Kamichama Karin, Bleach, FMA,One Piece, YGO:GX, Digimon, any Hayao Miyazaki, Primarily Kiki's Delivery Service, Rurouni Kenshin, Gin Tama, Godchild, Nana, and Furuba
Goals
• Keep Neji in ICU for another decade or so, Marry Alucard, Help Konohagakure become an even better Village, Avenge Asuma-san, beat Walter one day...
Hobbies
• Reading, Drawing, Glomping Naruto, Kissing Naruto, making loud, long love to Naruto and Alucard....I MEAN!!...Eh, crud O///O...Messing with my friend's heads! Talking with my friends Kiben the wolf , snowycloud, rockleelover17, and HinataNaruInu
Talents
• Singing, using a katana *seriously* Writing, Scaring other people by using the Silent Killing Jutsu, Messing with People's heds!, Giving good advice, Able to tell you anything about Alucard or integra at any time, NEVER BEING BORED.
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Monday, November 13, 2006
For Temari-kun...
She raised a question about one of my YYH charecters: What if Masshirorei/Kuraibara/Shinsei went to a psychiatrist? Here's to you, Tema! Ps: I'm siiiick... T.T
Principal: MISS MINAMINO!!! CUTTING CLASS AGAIN!!?
Kuraibara: SHUT UP! I DO NOT!!
Principal: Excuse me?! 'Shut up'?
Masshirorei: Heh... *sing song* You like U-ra-me-shi! You like U-ra-me-shi!
Principal: Beg pardon?
Kuraibara: I SWEAR, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, MASSHIROREI, I WILL GO IN THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!!!
10 minutes later...
Random kid: MINAMINO GOT SENT TO THE LOONY BIN!!!
Tsuta: *spits up milk onto Mangetsu* WHAT?!!
Mangetsu:...And it was a new uniform...*reaches for katana*
Random kid: Yeah, Minamino was talking to herself in different voices!
Boys: ?! WHAT VOICES?!
Random Kid: Well, there was Shinsei's normal voice, y'know, the soft but strong one, then there was this hot, kinda sexual woman's voice, but it was scary, too! They were talking about Urameshi!
Tsuta: *spits up more milk* WHY ME?!
Kori: Yeah! I look better than Urameshi!
Tsuta: Sure, Carrot Top!
Kumomaru: I'm better looking than you Bozo's!
Kori/Tsuta: RIGHT! THIS COMING FROM A GUY WHO FLIES WHILE IN A BAT FORM AND GOES WOLF WHEN IT'S DARK OUT!!! oops...
Mangetsu: *smax them all upside the head* Did her eyes go yellow?
Kid: Yeah, when the woman was talking!
Kori: WE'RE OFF TO FIND BOSS!!!
At some psycho hospital 50 miles away...
Psychiatrist: Now, Miss Minamino, how long have you had these episodes?
Masshirorei: Bite me...
Kuraibara: I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Masshirorei: I'm not, and if you don't let me go, I'll let Demons cut into your still-beating heart for 50 years.
Psychiatrist:...... *intercom* Yumecho-san, bring the sedatives, ASAP!
Back to the boys...
Tsuta: K, Bat Demon, just fly us up to her room!
Kumomaru: You freaks are heavy...
Mangetsu: *thocks with katana*
Kumomaru: Going, going!
*20 ft. of the ground, they begin to fall*
Meanwhile...
Kuraibara: Daddy got me a pony when I was 5, but it died...
Psychiatrist: How?
Masshirorei: I ATE IT!
Kuraibara: WAAAHAHAHAAAAA!! MASSHI-CHAN IS MEAN!!
Psychiatrist: 'Masshi-chan'?
Masshirorei: Present...
Kuraibara: I was born as two people in one. There's the Princess of Hell, Kuraibara-hime, and the most powerful Demon ever, Masshirorei no Kitsuneyasha! Masshi-chan likes to kill things, and I do too, but I'm not a death addict!
Psychiatrist: *intercom* Yumecho-san, more sedatives, and a straight jacket, please... Same room! NOW!
The boys were having problems... A lions share, they FINALLY got in, but...
Psycho: ROOOOOOAAAAAR!!!
Kori: EEP! MOMMY!
Mangetsu: Man, I've got a stupid cousin... Aunt Yukina isn't gonna help ya, stupid!
Tsuta: Kuwabara Kori, the Scaredy cat of Sarayashiki High!
Kori: Sh... Shaddup!
Kumomaru: *flirting with cute intern* So, Babydoll, you wouldn't happen to know where Minamino Shinsei is, would you?
Intern: I can't tell you, sorry. *blush*
Kumomaru: You sure?
Intern: ?
Kumomaru: *kisses passionately*
Kori/Tsuta/Mangetsu: -O- PERV!
Intern: Room 78, down the hall!
Kumomaru: *smooths long black hair back* Thanks, Baby Doll!
Down the Hall...
Kuraibara: *high as a kite from sedatives* LADEEDEEDEHDEE! HAHA!!
Psychiatrist: *shrinking in fear from when Masshirorei took over* Mommy...
*door opens*
Guy: Excuse me, I'm
Kuraibara: I KNOW YOU!!! YOU'RE!!
5 minutes later..
The boys found the room, only to find that 'A tall man with black hair and yellow eyes in a crimson shirt and black pants' took Kuraibara!
Mangetsu: Fan boy?
Kori: Naw. Boss' best looking Fan boy is mister Lonesome over there.
Tsuta: Shut up, Kuwabara, or die...
Kori: Whatev, Urameshi.
Kumomaru: Fu'un?
Kori: He woulda killed her then and there.
Mangetsu: No. He wants to kill Kuraibara and take Masshirorei as a mate.
Kori: EW! THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER!
Kumomaru: Hentaisha Baka Yaro...
Fu'un *as Minamino Seikatsu*: Hi.
Boys: AAAAAAH!!! FREAK FROM THE TOURNAMENT!!!
Fu'un: I found my Sister just wandering around 3rd avenue.
Kori: Hold up... If you didn't take Boss outta the Loony Bin, who did?
Fu'un: *shrugs* Wait, they put Ne-chan in the Loony Bin?
Mangetsu: *nods*
Fu'un: *laughs* Well, here she is! I had to knock her out! See ya. Oh, and tell the Princess her day's are numbered!
The mystery noone ever solved... Who DID take her outta the Loony Bin? Fu'un's the only one with black hair and yellow eyes... Things are better left unexplained...
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