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Birthday
• 1994-06-29
Gender
• Female
Location
• In my mind: Curled up with Alucard and Naruto Uzumaki. In reality: In front of my computer 23/7
Member Since
• 2006-10-10
Occupation
• Shinobi, Apprentice, Anbu, Vampire Kunoichi, Honor Student
Real Name
• Uzumaki Hinata, or Sara Tepes, or Sara C.

Personal

Achievements
• Getting over my introvertedness, Learning to stand up for myself!, NOT BEING A SASUKE FANGURL!, Out-eating Choji, Iruka, and Naruto at a Ramen Eating Contest :3, Knowing all the Hellsing spoilers and owning almost all of the manga!
Anime Fan Since
• I saw Sailor Moon
Favorite Anime
• NARUTO! but, I also like Hellsing, YYH, Genshiken,Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sailor Moon, DB:GT, Kamichama Karin, Bleach, FMA,One Piece, YGO:GX, Digimon, any Hayao Miyazaki, Primarily Kiki's Delivery Service, Rurouni Kenshin, Gin Tama, Godchild, Nana, and Furuba
Goals
• Keep Neji in ICU for another decade or so, Marry Alucard, Help Konohagakure become an even better Village, Avenge Asuma-san, beat Walter one day...
Hobbies
• Reading, Drawing, Glomping Naruto, Kissing Naruto, making loud, long love to Naruto and Alucard....I MEAN!!...Eh, crud O///O...Messing with my friend's heads! Talking with my friends Kiben the wolf , snowycloud, rockleelover17, and HinataNaruInu
Talents
• Singing, using a katana *seriously* Writing, Scaring other people by using the Silent Killing Jutsu, Messing with People's heds!, Giving good advice, Able to tell you anything about Alucard or integra at any time, NEVER BEING BORED.




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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

   Bwahahahahahahahaahah!
KUNOICHI SLEEPOVER FROM 13 YEARS AGO!! XD

Hidden deep within the compounds of somewhere to horrible and dirty to mention, comes the KUNOICHI SLUMBER PARTY!!! Meet at my house Friday, 5:00, SHARP!! Old Snakey'll be gone! See ya then, Uzu-chan!

~.^ Anko ^.~

Uzuki looked the note over. What... the hell? she thought, raising an eyebrow. "'Old Snakey'? 'Too horrible and dirty to mention'? Hehehe..." Gekko Hayate said, reading from over her shoulder. Uzuki jumped. "Wha?! HAYATE!!" she screamed. "Sorry... You going?" Hayate asked. "Maybe... Kurenai!" Uzuki said, seeing the wild haired girl coming down the hill. Uzuki saw her holding a purple sheet of paper, as opposed to the blood red parchment that Uzuki was holding. "Anko didn't invite you, huh?" Kurenai said. "No." Uzuki said, showing her paper with the purple snakes on the side. Kurenai stared. She then held out a purple sheet of paper with red snakes on the side. "Where does she get this stuff?" Uzuki said. "No idea."
"ANKO!!" Orochimaru screamed. Anko looked up from her voodoo doll of Jiraiya and stared innocently at her sensei. "Orochimaru-sensei?" she said sweetly. "What is this?" he said, holding up a piece of paper addressed to Rin. "An invitation." Anko replied. Orochimaru developed a vein on his forehead. "A sleepover? And is the house really THAT dirty?" Orochimaru questioned. Anko looked at her surroundings. A rat ran into a huge hole in the wall as a fatass snake ran into said hole trying to eat said rat. A crow swooped down and grabbed the snake. Anko thought for a moment. "It looks better than my room!" "Good girl!" Orochimaru said, hugging her. "But, there will be a chaperone, my pet." "But Kabuto's too little and Jiraiya's a pervert!" Anko said, pouting. "Aw, not them! I would never let Kabuto see that much booby at such a young age, and I don't trust Jiraiya with helpless Genin girls!" Orochimaru smirked. "Tsunade-hime!?" "Sharp!" Orochimaru said, patting Anko's purple haired head. Orochimaru scrawled out a note.

Tsunade,
Chaperone or Die.
XOXO,
Your Teammate forever,
Orochimaru-kun.

NEXT DAY, FRIDAY!!
"I'm serious! ENOUGH WITH THE WEDGIE, JIRAIYA!!!" Hayate squealed. Jiraiya set him down. Hayate looked at the other boys there. Kakashi was next to Obito, who was next to Ibiki, who was next to Yondaime, who was next to Asuma, who was next to Gai. They were staring at him in wonder. Jiraiya still held Hayate by his stretched tighty-witeys. "Where?" "Orochimaru's house at 5." Hayate said as Kakashi put a kunai to his crushed manhood. "ONWARD!!!" Yondaime screamed, pointing towards a giant sign blinking "OroLair, Including Orochimaru, Anko, and KABUTO!! *and enough snakes teh make ya crap your shorts again and again!*"

Later, at 5
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Anko said, lunging to hug Kurenai and Uzuki and Rin on the doorstep. Uzuki sidestepped, Rin jumped backwards, and Kurenai got smothered by the overly-friendly weirdo. Kurenai looked at Uzuki and mouthed "She scares me!" The girls stepped inside, cautiously, and saw Tsunade. "She's watching us tonight." Anko explained. "PAJAMA'S!!!" Anko squealed, ripping of her black t-shirt.

"Holy...Holy...Holy..." Kakashi said, drooling. Anko pulled on an oversized 'Save the Whales' T, presumably Orochimaru's, and then moved for Kurenai's red blouse. "Er, I'll do it myself!" Kurenai said. The girls all turned and started changing. "Oh, My GOD." Ibiki said. Gai blushed. Yondaime flushed pink and averted his stare. Jiraiya drooled on his students head. "Sensei!" Yondaime hissed. Obito and Kakashi looked with perverted glee. Asuma giggled. Hayate did nothing, seeing as how he was tied to the Big OroLair sign so he wouldn't run off and tell. "BRA COMPARISON!!!" Rin giggled. "HOLY CRAP!"

"Uzuki, 37 C, Kurenai, 23 C, Me, 12 D, Tsunade... No Bra will fit... Anko, what's your size?" Rin asked. ".....What's a bra?" Anko asked. "Uhhh... KARAOKE!!" Uzuki boomed, changing subject.
"A Britney Spears CD? Shania Twains Greatest Hits? Dixie Chicks? BACKSTREET BOYS?! ANKO!!" "Orochimaru-sensei likes little boys." Anko said. "Ew." the other females said.
Kurenai got the mic and put on some music. "That's a Madonna song..." Tsunade said. Kurenai sarted belting out 'Like a Virgin'. Anko picked up the mic when Kurenai finished. "I am Anko. I am creepy, and proud of. This is for my Sensei." she said. Dude Looks Like A Lady. Uzuki picked up with 'Man, I feel Like a Woman'. Hayate almost gagged on the sock in his mouth. "DUT KE HEV?" he screamed. Tsunade... sang Stronger Than Yesterday, with Anko and Uzuki on backup. They were dancing like Britney the whole time. Finally, Rin sang 'Arms of an Angel'.

TO BE CONTINUED!! dinners ready :)
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