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Saturday, November 25, 2006


   More of Ino's Brainstorming and my Writing!
THE BABYSITTING OF UZUMAKI ARASHI!!!

I couldn't believe it. I couldn't frikkin' believe it. Kiba and me had been married 15 months, and no honeymoon. Hinata and Naruto had been married 3 years, and they got to go on a romantic vacation on the beach! Tell me that isn't fair!
Well, the trouble all started as soon as Tenten and me got to their house. We had agreed to babysit Arashi a week in advance. Tenten knocked, and Hinata answered. She smiled and invited us in. At that time, me and Tenten both felt something pants us. We jerked, expecting to see our husbands, only to see mini-Naru, AKA Arashi, smiling in a cute baby-ish smile. Hinata picked up the kid and kissed him. "Heheheh! Sorry! He got the idea after he saw Naruto pants Sasuke last month. He hasn't stopped since." she explained. "We're going to be gone for a day, allright? All the numbers are on the fridge." she said, setting Arashi down. I looked at the numbers as Tenten played with Arashi.
Ambulance
Poison Control
Police
Fire Department
Anbu
Medical Corp.
Anko *use as last resort*
Hyuga Clan
Iruka *can calm Arashi down*
Konohamaru
Sasuke&Sakura
Kurenai
Ichiraku

I stared at it for a long time. I then sighed. "Of course the ramen bar's on the list." Tenten said jokingly. Naruto came out in an orange speedo and snorkel, holding a couple of bags. "Ready to go, Hina?" he asked. Tenten, Hinata, and I stared for a little while, then began laughing uncontrollably.
After they left, Arashi started asking for ramen. One of the 6 words he could say. Ramen, Momma, Daddy, Hokage, Hungry, and Iruka-sensei. I picked up the phone and dialed Ichiraku. Tenten took Arashi into the next room. "Hungry." he said. "Food's coming, Arashi." Tenten said with a smile. Tenten gasped. "Ino, are babies eyes SUPPOSED to turn red?" she ased. "No." I said, going into the next room.
Oh, my God.
The kid not only had red eyes, but a TAIL! Tenten and I screamed as he lunged.

My hand and arm are cramping.

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