Tuesday, February 8, 2005

   ya
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let's dig it
Can you dig it, baby
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let's dig it
Can you dig it, baby

i have heartburn... owwness

I have done my homework!!! Take that teachers hahaha think you could cut down the Evil Llama King! Ha I told you WOOT! Holy freak im a freak lmao… Now that I have no homework nobodys on grrrrrrrrrr to yall.
sombody needs to slap me
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SONGS HAVE A VERY BAD EFFECT ON ME!!!
woot chocolate and popsicles yay

Ya so today kicked my ass… after being home for a week and not moving, to going to school and being herded down the halls I’m soooo tired and sore ~pout~ and grrrr I have to go in early again tomorrow for access…

Comments (1) | Permalink

Sunday, February 6, 2005

   Fun stuff
Ive been doing homework since 10 this morning and I just got on my im and ya just read it (im Rauko Ithil)

Rauko Ithil ~ says:
that is it no more hw for the night before i shoot myself in the face
Lucifer and his one nipple ring says:
lol that would be bad
Rauko Ithil ~ says:
lol yups cause knowing me i would some how manage to not kill myself
Lucifer and his one nipple ring says:
yeah then you would have really high hospital bills and your parents would kill you, then have mor ebills due to the funeral
Rauko Ithil ~ says:
lol yeps
Lucifer and his one nipple ring says:
then i would never hear the end of grams going "see if you would hve taken her out none of this would have happened
Rauko Ithil ~ says:
lmao fomc
Lucifer and his one nipple ring says:
its true
Lucifer and his one nipple ring says:
and then i would have to kill myself just so i dont hear it anymore
Lucifer and his one nipple ring says:
and so on so forth down the line till all the world is dead just because you got mad at you homework
Rauko Ithil ~ says:
damn.... im good
Lucifer and his one nipple ring says:
yes. . .yes you are
Rauko Ithil ~ says:
Lol

Woot now that’s good times… well when you’ve been doing hw for all day…

45 Fun Facts About Cows
1.It takes around 3,000 cows to supply the 22,000 footballs, the NFL uses every season.
2.The average cow's temperature is 101.5 degrees Fahrenheit.
3.A cow can't vomit.
4.Her intestines can get up to 170 feet.
5.Her liver weighs 10 to 12 pounds, and the kidney's average 20 pounds each.
6.From a cow's gelatin, we get photographic film.
7.On the top front of their mouths, cows have a tough pad of skin instead of teeth.
8.Cows have a total of 32 teeth, 8 incisors on the bottom front and 6 strong molars on the top and bottom back.
9.There are 10,354,979 cows that give milk in the US. Of these, one fifth are in Wisconsin
10.The average California cow produces 19,825 pounds of milk each year, more milk per cow than any other state in the nation. That's enough for 128 people to have a glass of milk every day of an entire year!
11.There are more than 800,000 cows producing milk in California.
12.The large, black and white Holstein is the most common. Other breeds include Guernsey's, Jerseys, Brown Swiss, Ayrshires, and Milking Shorthorns.
13.When a Holstein cow is milking, she weighs between 1,100 and 1,500 pounds.
14.A Jersey cow weighs between 700 and 1,000 pounds.
15.No two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots.
16.The cow must be a mother before she will produce milk.
17.A newborn Holstein calf weighs about 100 pounds and can walk within one hour after birth!
18.A one year old female calf is called a heifer. She weighs between 450 and 500 pounds.
19.A cow has one stomach with four sections.
20.Cows regurgitate their food and rechew the cud to help digestion. A cow spends up to 8 hours a day eating.
21.Milk is rich in protein which helps build your muscles, and calcium which strengthens your bones.
22.If you're between 1 and 12 years old, you should have 3 servings of milk dairy products every day.
23.Teenagers need even more and should have 4 or more servings of dairy foods each day.
24.Adults should have 2 or more servings of dairy per day.
25.Cows live to on average 6 to 7 years.
26.Cows give 60 lb. of milk a day.
27.Cows eat 100 lb. of feed a day, 20 lb. of grain, and drink a bath tub full of water a day.
28.Cows can weigh 1,350 lb., and 85 lb. at birth.
29.A cow spends 13 hours a day lying down and up to 8 hours a day eating.
30.A cow is full grown at three years old, and produces milk at two years old.
31.A cow gives in her lifetime enough milk to fill 200,000 glasses, and gives 18,000 lb. of milk every year.
32.There are 207 bones in a cow's body.
33.The oldest cow ever recorded was a Dremon cow named "Big Bertha" that died 3 months short of her 49th birthday on New Years Eve, 1993.
34.Big Bertha also holds the record for lifetime breeding as she produced 39 calves.
35.The heaviest live birth of a calf is 225 lbs for a British Friesian cow in 1961.
36.The highest lifetime production of milk for a single cow is 465,224 lbs by the cow named No. 289.
37.The greatest amount of milk produce in one year was 59,298 lbs by a Holstein cow named Robthom Suzet Paddy.
38.The greatest amount of milk produced during a single day was 241 lbs by a cow named Urbe Blanca.
39.Dairy cows can produce 125 lbs of saliva a day.
40.Dairy cows can produce up to 200 lbs of farts and flatus (burps) a day!
41.The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."
42.Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
43.It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, because a cows' knees can't bend properly to walk back down.
44.There are (as of 1988) 98,990,000 cows in the USA.
45.Texas has the most with over 13 million cows.
Yay for me! Woot

lmao omg it was sooooooo cool i was talking to ryan last night and i told him to do someting and he said and what if i dont? and i told him then death to him then he told me to call him and listen to his voicemail so i did and it was the coolest ever he was all evil sounding and he did a evil laugh and i freaked out and woot it was fun

Comments (0) | Permalink

Saturday, February 5, 2005

   Randomness
AHHH I actually got some sleep last night woot from the drugs… im takeing PredniSONE and Acetaminophen/Codeine

lmao last night Bradley asked my mom if he can stay here for the weekend of prom and she said ya and i looked up at her and said no hes not going to leave if he comes cause im going to chain him down in the basement and mom gave me a look and said kinky

The evil cheese muffin society of great evilness! BWAH HA HA HA!!!
Lynnsey and i run it and we have evil llamas and gollamas and we have a secret dance and a theme song

Yay I made yet another word ;p higgle woot  whats with the wooting ~shakes head~ it just started

Lynnsey and I were talking and I sent her a picture of me (im Vacallama lol if you couldn’t figure that out yourself)

Vacallama: lmao i was messing with my wbcam lol
Ml8Brn: hehehehehehe you are sexxy!
Ml8Brn: go you *hands you a sexxy award*
Vacallama: lmao wow my hair was grown out a lot sence then lol and its strait
Ml8Brn: I have a pic of me with straight hair...I need to fix my scanner so I can scan it.
Vacallama: woot *whipes tear* i would like to thak all the little people i had to step on to get this
Ml8Brn: wow no wonder I have this footprint on my face!!
Vacallama: lmao
Ml8Brn: that hurt why did you have to step on me so hard?
Vacallama: oh im sorry oops
Ml8Brn: oh yeah I wonder what the sexxy award looks like???
Vacallama: me too
Ml8Brn: I should ponder about it.
Ml8Brn: It should be a nakie chick
Vacallama: yes yes it should
Ml8Brn: or a llama or a muffin...because we all know those things are sexxy!
Vacallama: oh ya woot
Ml8Brn: because only sexxy people eat muffins and like llamas!
Vacallama: yep its true

I told her about my trashcan incident too lmao…. i was sitting at my comp and had my feet propped out on the trashcan and i was laughing and i rocked forward and my feet fell in which made me laugh even harder and i fell off my chair… ok actually sadley there wasn’t just one time this happened…

Ahhhhhhhh I just ate a corndog! It hurt like a bitch but I did it woot!

Bésame, Bésame mucho
Como si fuera esta noche la última vez,

Kiss me, kiss me many times,
As if tonight were the last time

Bésame, Bésame mucho,
Que tengo miedo a perderte, perderte después

Kiss me, kiss me many times,
For I'm scared to lose you, to lose you later on

Quiero sentirte muy cerca mirarme en tus ojos verte junto a mí
Piensa que tal vez mañana yo ya estare lejos, muy lejos de ti

I want to feel you very close to me, to see myself in your eyes, to see you close to me
Thinking that perhaps tomorrow I'll already be far away, very far from here

mmmmm nuts… lol I have ice cream

i was singing pretty fly for a white guy and put "give it to me baby uhhu uhhu" to my friend korin and she asked if i was singing and i said yes... no korin i want you baby
and she *runs away screaming*

Oh by the way all the stuff before this was supposed to go up yesterday but I was to lazy ;p so there ^_~ the rest is stuff from today

me: yay lol idk im hyper again... im just gonna have to stop saying that... im almost always hyper
Ryan : yeah you are
me: lol
Ryan : lol
me: lmao omg ok i really need to calm down or ill start scareing people away
Ryan : whys that?
me: cause im scary when i get hyper and just my regular hyper lets just hope you never see the hyperactive hyperness that is me
Ryan : ok
me: lol
Ryan : you know now i have to see it
me: lol but then ill scare you away and then ill be sad then ill start eating and then ill become fat and ill buy 72 cats and be known as the old cat woman...

AH HA HA HA HA HA JOEY MOVED OUT!!! WOOT YOU GO MOMMY!!! (oh ya’ll I officially have been taken it by Bradley’s mom yay I got two mommies now hehehe and I got a pretty cool little brother yayness lol he even made his yahoo messenger name Vacaslittlebro I love my new family ~higgle~ ya’ll!!!)

Now wasn’t that some fun junk! Woot

Comments (0) | Permalink

Wednesday, February 2, 2005

   sad day
Well im still at home trying not to go crazy… lol sadly I wish I could switch mono with school... I would go back to school in a heart beat... I woke up at three and couldn’t breathe so I drank some water and got some medicine n me and managed to get another 2 freaking hours of sleep… I woke up and my nose was plugged so I had been breathing threw my mouth so my mouth was all dry and funky… Gackt I hate this shit…

I’ve been doing absolutely noting today… lets see checked emails, answered emails, sent emails, and talked to Ryan. Ryan is very good at keeping me sane ;p

IM SO SICK OF JELLO!!!

Comments (1) | Permalink

Tuesday, February 1, 2005

   Wow thats long...
Ok ya a hole shitload of crap has happened sence I last updated. Lets see…

Omg first I got my comp back YAYAYAYAYAY ~happy dance~ and all my stuff is still on it ;p

Ok on Friday Bryan, Korin, and Russ came over and we walked up to Mi Tira and ate Mexican food… well Korin, Russ, and I did *tisk tisk* Bryan had already eaten but I made him get a drink and I paid for it ;p yeps so then Bryans friend Nick came and sat with us while we ate then we went to the park ~YAY I LOVE THE PARK!!!~ *specially at night hehehe* it was fun fun! Bryan and I were swinging next to each other and he jumped off and the swing came back and hit me in the arm… it hurts I have a big ass bruise… lol then there is this tube slide and I went in the bottom and was trying to read what people had written in it then Bryan came down the top and we laid there using our phones to read the crap… then later on he called me a dildo cause I kept getting in there lmao good times, good times… oh then there is this slide that’s two with a little divider thingy and Bryan was on one side and I was on the other and I called Chrissy cause she was going to come with us after she got back from dinner lmao and Bryans phone kept vibrating hahaha well then Chrissy met us up at the park… then Bryan had to be home so we walked back to my house (oh but first we stopped in the little… ah damn what are they called… well where bands play and crap… well anyway i got Bryan and Chrissy to square dance with me lol grrr to Korin and Russ lol jk) I think it was around 10 well we dicided that we wanted to go back to the park and Chrissy called her boyfriend and he met us up there… it started to rain but not really hard just a little drizzle so it was still fun… wells omg lmao Chrissy, Brandon(her bf), and I were on this little bridge thingy that waves and Brandon was talking to someone on the phone and we were bouncing the bridge and he told his friend he was being bounced by two girls lmao that made my night (ok not really but it was sooooo funny) ok so now it was rounding about 10:30 and that when Korin had to be back but Chrissy didn’t want to leave Brandon so we took him back with us lol (mom was entertained cause every time we came back we had another new person) So yeah we got back and Korin’s mom was here (even though she had told her brother that Russ was going to take her home)… ya so then it was Chrissy, Brandon, Russ, and I (well and mom, she wouldn’t go to bed until all guys were out of out house lol) ya so we watched some anime music videos lmao there is one with Spike trying to get Vash and its soooooo awesome, its put together so good… well Russ was flipping out he loved it lol it was so funny he made me send it to him. Well Russ went home later on… I cant remember what time I think it was around 12… then Brandon went home around 1:30ish… Chrissy spent the night and we both fell asleep with manga in our hands lol that was like 2:30 lol

Ok now on Saturday we took Chrissy home and then we picked up Korin and brought her here then we called Bryan and Russ… Russ came over and Bryan took FOREVER cause he couldn’t find hes keys or wallet ~shakes head~ what are we going to do with you Bryan… lol well Ivy found his keys but he still couldn’t find his wallet so Russ went and picked him up… We watched The New Guy and the second InuYasha movie then Russ had to go to work… this is about when Bryans grandma called and said that she found his wallet ~shakes head again~ lol it was funny… well we decided that we were hungry and we wanted Taco Bell and the parentals wanted Fazzoli’s and dad wanted us to go get some icecream so he could make some shakes… lol so we had dad drive us to Bryans house and we got his car and went to Safeway and got ice cream, then to Fazzoli’s, then to Taco Bell and they took FOREVER OMG seriously lol then we went back to my house and ate and started to watch Napoleon Dynamite (which Korin and Bryan royally hated and want to burn) lmao then Adam (lol he knows Pooky this entretaind me to no end lol) came over and we watched Not Another Teen Movie lmfao I LOVE THAT MOVIE HAHAHAHA its so wrong lol then Russ got off of Korin lmao jk hahaha no he got off of work and cmae back over then we watched Moon Child ahhh I love that movie too… cigarette lmao you would have to have seen the movie to get that omg that entertains me lol… ya then after the movie… this was around 12ish I think… not really sure… ne way I showed Bryan this Bowling For Soup music video lol I love those guys… lmao then Bryan found my little sisters giant pen… now if you know me then your probably perverted and im just going to put it this way… it was very inappropriate… lmao he kept sticking it in my ear ~shakes head~ lol well Bryan and Adam had to go home… Russ kept stalling lol he didn’t want to go home and was trying to find a way that my mom would let him stay over lol… We watched some comedy stuff and awww Korin and Russ are so cute ^_^ lol well Russ finally went home at 3… Korin and I were so tired but once we got in bed we couldn’t sleep lol so we stayed up for a half hour trying to find a good guy for Christine lol well we have until Spring break YAY THEN SHE WILL BE BACK ~so happy~

Ok lets see what else oh ya I stayed up until 2:30 in the morning doing stupid essays for Castalano ~grrrrr shakes fist~ pain in the ass -.-

Im so happy I got talk to my friend Ryan now that I have my instant messengers back! Yay ya were trying to find out when we can meet each other yayness ;p I missed talking to him. He stayed up pretty late with me keeping me sane while I did my homework lol. Thanks Ryan for being there for me :p

Ok lets see where are we ok yesterday, Monday my throat was almost swollen shut and I could barely swallow so I went to the doctor… I have some white crap on my tonsils and that’s a sign of strep throat or tonsillitis… well he took a throat culture and it came back negative for strep… so he sent me to the lab for blood because he thinks that I have Mono… ok for those that don’t really know me I am deathly afraid of needles… its not like in scared of the pain…I think its nerves… well I almost started crying before hand (god im stupid) then I clamed myself down and went in and I was ok until I got to the waiting room and mom said that I was as white as a ghost… I felt nauseous and my ears plugged up it was really freaky… mom told me to sis down and drink some water… my Gackt it sucked… well they called this morning and I have mono and he wants me to stay home for a week… omg im going to have so much to catch up on…

Ya so last night Bradley called me and right off he told me that the two girls he was staying with “attacked him” (he went to a dance with them then stayed over at the ones house… oh and I should mention that one of these girls is his ex that’s trying to get him back) well he told me that he was sitting there with one on each side of him and his ex nodded and they started biting his neck… and that one was pressing the tendon in his neck so he couldn’t move… well when he finished telling me I was quiet… hum I wonder y… and he asked me if I was ok and of course I said y aim fine and of course he could tell I wasn’t… actually I was on the verge of tears… I know he didn’t do anything but it still hurt… y aim fucking fine with girls being all over you… I knew this was going to happen… I was stupid to say that we could go but I didn’t was to sound like im taking his life over…

Lmao well last night wasn’t all bad lol Bryan told me that his grandparents want him to take me out… I was laughing so hard… then he said that they wanted him to take me to a movie and to kick Bradley out of the picture… omg too funny

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAMI!!! (thank Gackt I remembered or Korin would have eaten me alive)

Ok well I think that’s all lol… I think that is my biggest post ever…

Comments (2) | Permalink

Thursday, January 27, 2005

im so freaking depressed
im so depressed... *crying my eyes out* and my chest hurts from it... even my music isnt working... when that dosent even work that when i start worring... i miss bradley so much... i hate this so much... but yayness Korin and Russ got together hehehe happyness
Comments (3) | Permalink

   ya
well Bryan has left us... now that he has a car he has a social life... no more talking to us on the comp so sad... lol oh Jesus my parents are dancing to country music (if you can call it dancing) HELP ME!!! I'm scared... lol well i don't know what else to say... oh yes i don't have to go to school till 9:00 yay and i get out at 12:10 hehehe yes *happy dance*
Comments (1) | Permalink

Thursday, January 20, 2005

im always sick...
Owwwwww my throught hurts... *sniff sniff *... i got sores in my mouth it hurts... and my eyes are all puffy and i look like crap... i didn't even put on any makeup (lol makes it sound like i wear a lot lol just mascara) and i didn't put my earrings in and i almost went to school IN MY GLASSES!!! if you don't know me really well i wore my glasses just once to school since sixth grade... yeah i hate my glasses...

Well the parental might be taking me to Arizona for my birthday! yep its really to go visit daves daughter to see her babies (omg did i tell you she had the babies... triplets) and my aunt and uncle are having an anniversery yep yep and it will be over my birthday

Comments (1) | Permalink

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

   I hate librarians
Hey ya'll well im pissed cause i cant even get on the comp at school... your not allowed to serf the net in the library... i would undrstnad if they needed the comps for a class or someting but there was nobody in there... i want my comp so bad... ill just have to go over to korins and steel hers Bwah ha ha ha... yep yep so ne way im haveing withdrawls... three kinds... food withdrawls cause from being at home for seven days and being able to eat whatever i wanted whenever i wanted... obvously im haveing computer withdrawls... and im having Bryan an Russ withdrawls.. i mean its been two days and i havent seen or heard from them *tisk tisk* lol just kidding but really seriosly... yay i love that movie lol *huggles Ben Stiller* yayness well i should prolly got off before the kid gets home... i have english and Castalano homework... noooooooooo yeps so ttyl
Comments (1) | Permalink

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

   yup yup
Hey everyone what ya’ll ups to? Wells I’m to the point of killing someone lol ya the only time I can get on the computer is at school… ya I don’t know when my comp will be back from being fixed and the other day I messed up dads comp too… I don’t know if it was the MSN messenger or email but his comp got all screwed up… ya I got yelled at… and I cried… grrrr… well last night I decided that im going to really have to start working… I need to make some money for car insurance, I want a laptop (for essays and my messengers so that I don’t mess up the family comp), I need a headset for the phone, I want to get some more games for the PS2, and I need money for the material for my dress. Ya so my drivers permit expires on 2-25-05 and I need 20 more hours… I have so many hours on the highway and in the mountains but like five hours in residential… I really need to learn how to drive a stick… especially since that’s what my truck is lol… ya its crazy Friday Korin and I hung out with Russ, Saturday we went to the zoo with Bryan and Russ then yesterday we hung out again… lmao and I kept killing Bryan with grenades and then we were humping each other lmao… on a fighting game… you can choke each other and it looks like your humping… good times, good times! Yep yep wells ttyl yall… send me money for a laptop lol
Comments (4) | Permalink