Monday, October 18, 2004

   Sick
I’m sick as a dog. Ughh, feel like crap. Well good news, my drawings are finally up on Elfwood! Yay! Come over, visit and comment please! http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/v/a/vacadorkfisk/vacadorkfisk.html
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Thursday, October 7, 2004

   Guys are asses!
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   Be Happy
Yah today was pretty boring. But last night I decided that I needed to really update my Elfwood site and I drew six pictures. They turned out so good if I don’t say so myself. Ill let ya’ll know when I get them so you can go see them. (They have to go threw a process)

Awww Alicia gave me some chocolate called Happy Cow! Its spotted like a cow too! Makes me happy!

I would like to dedicate these songs to my two best friends! LB and The Hentai Fairy! Always remember what Eric Idle says, “always look on the bright side of life” This is also for everyone else that has ever had a bad day! = p

Shaving Cream by Dr. Demento

I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
[This chorus is repeated after every verse.]

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer I'll admit.
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you,"
She tells me that I'm full of ...

Our baby fell out of the window.
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning;
She fell in a barrel of ...

An old lady died in a bathtub;
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of ...

When I was in France with the army,
One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darn thing was loaded with ...

And now, folks, my story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of ...


The Afro Song by Nabeshin From Excel Saga

I’m Nabeshin my Afro suits me
It’s easy to clean just wash it once
The babes all like it cause its fluffy
I like it cause I don’t have to brush
Shaggy, and Curly, frizzy, and messy
My Afro do is best for me
I’m Nabeshin and the chicks dig me
It’s a wop do wop, do wop, do wop, hairdo ditty, ditty, ditty, ditty, day
I’m Nabeshin my Afro suits me
It’s easy to clean just wash it once
The babes all like it cause its fluffy

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life by Eric Idle

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

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Wednesday, October 6, 2004

   Hi!
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004

   Soooooooo Tired
I am so tired. I stayed up until 3:00am talking on the IM. Dang you Johnny! J/k that was so fun lol! Ha good times!

School is so boring, uggg! I can’t stand anthropology (because of the teacher)
Can’t get the *ching ching* out of my head sorry inside joke plus you wouldn’t want to know! Trust me!

This is the smallest post in a long time!

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Monday, October 4, 2004

   This Weekend
This weekend I went camping again and it was fun AGAIN! Or like always. Well this weekend was interesting.

My sister fell down the stairs (like the last three) and I was sitting right in front of the stairs and before I could turn to her Dave jumped out of he’s chair and was to her. That is the fastest I have ever seen him move (actually now that I think abut it he jumped out of the jeep really fast, when I crashed into the fence, and held the jeep up from rolling over.) but man was he was hurting. He has a bad back, he has like a collapsed or compressed vertebrae.

I got to go four wheeling on my ATV! It was great we went up to the top of Sleeping Indian Mountain and we could see forever in every direction. Dad said that this would be a perfect place to sniper from. Although there are no people that I would want to kill up there. It was so cool there is a train that goes right around the base of the mountain.
There is a house down the road from Dave’s that my parents are thinking about buying! I hope we do, I hope she will sell it.

We got to got shoot at Danny’s place, it was cool too because he filled up milk jugs and they explode when you shoot them. He also has cows! He has two babies Cleo’s mom rejected her and Clyde’s mom broke her leg and they had to kill her. But they are used to people and we got to pet them. I was kneeling down and Cleo came over and laid her head on my lap. She kept trying to eat my hair. Oh and she would lick your hand (their tongues are rough like a cats tongues.

I thought that I saw a ghost this weekend! I was putting my contacts in and I looked up at the mirror and saw something pale behind me and turned around and their was nothing their. Well it turns out that there was a smudge on the mirror and with only one contact in… My hart was beating so fast and after wards I was disappointed that it wasn’t a ghost. The room right outside the bathroom was the room that Elbert passed away in. So maybe in my sub-couscous mind I was hoping he would come back.

On the way home I got to drive again. It was pitch black and on top of Vail pass it started to snow. But for some reason I wasn’t worried at all. Mom was in the back freaking out because she doesn’t like driving in the dark. Before we got to Eisenhower tunnel dad and I switched and he drove the rest of the way home. It was so funny; dad put in a Beach Boys CD and was singing to it so that he wouldn’t fall asleep. Actually it was quite scary.

I have a nasty bruise on my back. If you know me you would know how I got it. My sister was sitting in a chair and I had my back to her and she kicked my in my lower back. Oh and today in ceramics I didn’t get anything done because my elbow was hurting. I’m 16 and I have tendonitis. I thought that only old people get that. (Tendonitis is inflammation of a tendon, usually from working)

I saw my friend Alicia in the hallway during passing period and she told me that she had a dream about me last night. She said that I had a little Chibby cow in my hand and I said “Ohhh it’s so cute” then I ate it.

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Friday, October 1, 2004

   More Stuff
Today was pretty boring.

Korin had to go to her Grandmothers funeral. I couldn’t find Jamie too eat lunch with so I went down to the ceramics room. I started on my project it’s so cool. I’m making a fallen angel out of clay then I’m going to put the wings on it. (I’m going to preserve the wings from the grouse dad shot.) It looks really cool so far! Ill put a picture of it on here when I get finished. (That will be quite a wile because it takes about a month to preserve the wings.)

Since I got home until right now I have been doing a stupid project for anthropology. NOT FUN! Holy crap almost 4 ½ hours! Grrr stupid woman!

I still feel like crap that’s probably why it took me so long to get it done. I just died six times today.

My American History teacher is the coolest! Sorry it’s the truth. He is SO hyper!

Oh man did dad chew Kelsey’s (my sister) ass earlier! Wow! He asked her to put some clothes away and she complained because like two of them were mine (but dad knew that I wasn’t feeling good and I had me project) and he had enough of it and he yelled at her for like ten minutes. Then we got yelled at because we didn’t answer the phone (just because he doesn’t want to) I hate talking on the phone. LOL we got yelled at yesterday to for not getting the phone.

Oh Carol if you see this by any chance were coming up after school tomorrow. Yahh I can’t wait o crap I have to go pack before dad kills me!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I just fell into the trashcan AGAIN! I have got to stop doing that!

In 1946, the first TV toy commercial aired. It was for Mr. Potato Head.

Half.com, Oregon, USA
In 1999, Half.com’s marketing team made a visit to the town of Halyway, Oregon to ask the mayor to change the name to Half.com. Although reluctant at first, the mayor took the request up with city council for further discussion. Half.com offered financial support to the community if they agreed to change the name. On January 19, 2000, Half.com become the first dot com city in the world.
"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President
"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple."
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple.
Young beavers stay with their parents for the first two years of their lives before going out on their own.
Skunks can accurately spray their smelly fluid as far as ten feet.
Did you know that Goofy actually started life as 'Dippy Dawg,' a combination of both Goofy and Pluto.
Felix the Cat is the first cartoon character to ever have been made into a balloon for a parade.
According to one source, Americans buy about 5 million things that are shaped like Mickey Mouse, or have a picture of Mickey Mouse on them, in the course of one day.
Cow Fact of the Day
It takes around 3,000 cows to supply the 22,000 footballs, the NFL uses every season.

Sorry no more things of the day for a while because I don’t have time (unless it’s a cow fact I have those written down already) all the other stuff I get out of my ancient dictionary.

A moment of silence for Korin’s grandma. Another for Sarah and Emily’s Grandma.


You came from the sky. Your a daydreamer and prefer
to have a good look on situations.


Where did you come from?
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Sorry this was really long! Just kidding I’m not sorry Bwa ha ha ha!

Song: Molly Hatchet - Fall of the Peacemakers
Mood: dying
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

   Interesting
I feel like shit! *Dying* my stomach is going to explode all over and it will be gross.
Then all the Evil Llamas will cry and a flink of cows will rampage threw the streets trying to find the person that killed me. Throwing flaming cow pies.

I found out some very important information… ready… ok Waterproof fireworks are the coolest!

Oh guess what, I am in love! Aoi Kyogoku or Flippy from Imadoki! He is the coolest (even if he is psycho) You scooped whacked me?! LOL you’d have to read it!
He doesn’t look like a weed whacker.
But I’m a computer hacker… And a safe cracker and a butt-smacker… and I’ve got just the equipment to trim your hedge.
THAT’S DISGUSTING!!

Oh and Korin just because I’m in love with Flippy doesn’t mean that I forgot about Tasuki & Koji!

Here are some interesting things I found the other day! Tell me if I should keep doing this or not.

This Week's Weird Town Name And Origin
F**king, Austria

Yes, a town name that is a swear word. The correct way to actually pronounce the town name is "fooking," which was founded in the 6th century after a man whose name was Focko. This town has a serious sign-stealing problem, as you can imagine. I guess people just don’t believe it when you tell them, “I’ve been to F**king, Austria!”
Did you know that in New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it?
Did you know that in 1983, a Japanese artist, Tadahiko Ogawa, made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of ordinary toast?
Stupid Quotes

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

More Facts

Sloth’s take two weeks to digest their food.
A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
Jonathan Davids, lead singer for Korn, played in his high school bagpipe band.
Prince Harry and Prince William are uncircumcised.

Word of the Day
Abnegate v.t. To deny; renounce.

Mythology of the Day
Achilles Greek In the Iliad, the foremost Greek hero of the Trojan War, who killed Hector and was killed by an arrow Paris shot into his right heel, his only vulnerable spot.

Foreign Words and Phrases of the Day
Ad nauseum Latin To the point of nausea or disgust

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

   Friday, Weekend, Monday, & Tuesday
On Friday we had a rally. I hate rally’s! Although that could be due to Jameson was one of the leader dudes. A former friend that stabbed allot of his friends since kindergarten in the back. The only good part of it was the Guy cheerleaders for the powder puff game. Lol they were better than the real cheerleaders!

This weekend was fun! I got to go grouse hunting with dad, Dom, and Dominick. Grouse are SO stupid! It’s just great getting away from the city! I’m going to move there as fast as I can! Sorry Korin probably not before next year, I know you want me to leave so you can switch schools. J/j I got to drive home at dark past Eisenhower tunnel for two hours. That sentence is strange.

Monday I stayed home because I didn’t feel good and got to watch the first 6 episodes of Wolfs Rain! I love the show! I really do! Yes really! Sorry I’m still not feeling to well and am probably not in my right mind.

Today was just another boring school day. I still don’t feel good. L Oh yah I have to bring binoculars to school! Korin and I were sitting on the vent we eat on at lunch and Jamie was with us one day and she look down in it and she saw something. Well Jamie thinks that its either a quarter or a nickel (its to small to be either), Korin thinks it’s a dime (could be and probably is but don’t tell Korin), Emily thinks it’s a battery, Sarah also thinks that it’s a dime, we asked some random kid and he said it was a penny, (what a doofis seriously it is silver not copper) and I think it’s a button like off of someone’s jeans. Well we probably looked like idiots looking down into a vent, but we must solve this unsolved mystery all our lives depend on it.

Here is a useless thing for the day: a 22. is the only thing that can shoot threw a phonebook.

Word of the Day
Abet v.t. To encourage and support; esp., to support wrongdoing or a wrongdoer.

Mythology of the Day
Acheron Greek, Roman 1. In Greek and Roman mythology, the river of woe, one of the rivers surrounding Hades 2. Hades

Foreign Words and Phrases of the Day
Ad infinitum Latin On and on; to infinity; forever.

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Thursday, September 23, 2004

   Mom, Boys, Trash!
So last night after mom and dad left, dad came home two hours latter and said that they were going to take her to another hospital and keep her over night for a cat scan. Mom called us awhile latter and said that they were releasing her because they had ran almost every test they could and couldn’t find anything wrong. AGAIN! So dad went and got her, when she got home she was starving. She said that they had just now let her have a glass of water. She said that a kid asked her if she had ever had a EKG and she’s like yah only four today, He’s like oh… then he asked if she had ever had blood taken and she told him yah only 8 today. He said oh I’m sorry… Well guess what at least one more time. Yah so apparently she doesn’t have anything wrong with her. Great news but then why has she been feeling so damn bad?

Today after school I went down to the shop (where I work) and we have a friend that is renting a house sown the street, well he rented it to two hot collage guys. It started to rain and mom was on the phone telling someone about her crap going on and she snaps her fingers and points at the door. One of the guys was walking home from Regis University. Wow was he was hot! I turned back around and she started to laugh. I bet the person she was talking to thought she was crazy because she had just been telling her about having about 8 vials of blood yesterday. Mom told me that my eyes were so big when I turned around.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I just fell into the trashcan… LOL that was hilarious! I had my feet propped up on the trashcan and it tipped and I fell in and fell off my chair. So stupid. Ok got to stop laughing.
Mom came in to see what happened, I feel like an idiot. She just walked away shaking her head.

Your Future! by sum41prin
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Home:
Location:	Rosmead, South Africa
Job:	dictator of Luxembourg
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Vehicle:
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Word of the Day
Aberration n. 1. Deviation from a right, customary, prescribed, or natural course or condition. 2. Partial mental derangement.

Mythology of the Day
Aarvak Norse One of the horses of the sun; the dawn.

Foreign Words and Phrases of the Day
Achtung German Attention; respect

Your Future! by sum41prin
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Home:
Location:	Death Valley, California
Job:	janitor at a zoo
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Vehicle:
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