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Wednesday, September 29, 2004


   Interesting
I feel like shit! *Dying* my stomach is going to explode all over and it will be gross.
Then all the Evil Llamas will cry and a flink of cows will rampage threw the streets trying to find the person that killed me. Throwing flaming cow pies.

I found out some very important information… ready… ok Waterproof fireworks are the coolest!

Oh guess what, I am in love! Aoi Kyogoku or Flippy from Imadoki! He is the coolest (even if he is psycho) You scooped whacked me?! LOL you’d have to read it!
He doesn’t look like a weed whacker.
But I’m a computer hacker… And a safe cracker and a butt-smacker… and I’ve got just the equipment to trim your hedge.
THAT’S DISGUSTING!!

Oh and Korin just because I’m in love with Flippy doesn’t mean that I forgot about Tasuki & Koji!

Here are some interesting things I found the other day! Tell me if I should keep doing this or not.

This Week's Weird Town Name And Origin
F**king, Austria

Yes, a town name that is a swear word. The correct way to actually pronounce the town name is "fooking," which was founded in the 6th century after a man whose name was Focko. This town has a serious sign-stealing problem, as you can imagine. I guess people just don’t believe it when you tell them, “I’ve been to F**king, Austria!”
Did you know that in New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it?
Did you know that in 1983, a Japanese artist, Tadahiko Ogawa, made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of ordinary toast?
Stupid Quotes

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

More Facts

Sloth’s take two weeks to digest their food.
A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
Jonathan Davids, lead singer for Korn, played in his high school bagpipe band.
Prince Harry and Prince William are uncircumcised.

Word of the Day
Abnegate v.t. To deny; renounce.

Mythology of the Day
Achilles Greek In the Iliad, the foremost Greek hero of the Trojan War, who killed Hector and was killed by an arrow Paris shot into his right heel, his only vulnerable spot.

Foreign Words and Phrases of the Day
Ad nauseum Latin To the point of nausea or disgust

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