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Wednesday, June 29, 2005


i took this quiz on qiuzilla.com and i was laughing so hard that i had to show u. the quiz was called
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 3. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 4. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud...Hey, were out of toilet paper in here! 5. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 9. Play with the automatic doors. 10. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 11. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 12. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 13. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 14. Put M&M's on layaway. 15. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 16. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 17. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 18. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 19. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 20. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 22. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up afull scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 23. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 25. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 26. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 27. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in frontof the store. 28. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 29. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 30. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 31. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 32. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 33. Drive around the entrances yelling out the window "the British are coming." 34. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women'ssigns on the doors of the rest room. 35. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 33. Drive around the entrances yelling out the window "the British are coming." 34. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women'ssigns on the doors of the rest room. 35. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. *BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit. it.

LOL! wasn't that funny!!!!???? ^^


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