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Keiichiro: Why pastries?! I mean, pie is good! What about the donuts?!?!
*later*
Keiichiro: ::on strike, holding up a 'Save The Donuts' sign:: Save the Donuts!!
*later*
Keiichiro: ::still striking::...Donuts!! SAVE THEM YOU FOOLS!! BWAHAAAAA!!!
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Ichigo: There's no way you're going to beat us, Kish!
Pudding: Yeah! So give up already!
Zakuro: There's no more use in trying!
Kish: Fine! Screw you guys... I'm going home!
Masha: Tweet Tweet!
*Chimera Anima appears out of nowhere and eats him*
Lettuce: OMG! They killed Masha!
Ichigo: You B******s!
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Alto/Ryou: Yo, Ichigo? Got any sixes?
Neko-Ichigo: Uh... nope Ryou, go fish.
Mint: Hmmm, this lanyard stitch is really hard!
Lettuce: Gahh!! My glasses! They're missing AGAIN!
Pudding: Gee, I wonder if the Pudding Ring tastes like pudding... *licks Pudding Ring*
Zakuro: ...and that's how cats and stress go together!
Kish: Where are my plastic fangs?! I NEED TO FIND THEM BEFORE THE NEXT TAKE, OR I'LL LOOK LIKE A HUMAN!!
Tart:Francis! Here! Yes, my cat Francis here!
Pie: I'm surrounded by morons.
Keiichiro: .....Um, you ran out of gags, didn't you, MewSoshia
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::Kish and other aliens are leaving, Ichigo shouts at them:: Hey, where are you going?!
Kish: Well, we came to take over the world but McDonald's beat us to it.
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(from volume 7 page:150 *i checked the page #*)
Ryou: Keiichiro, you stay here and keep your eyes on him!
Keiichiro: I know-
Ryou: What? Are you about to say some mushy stuff that kind of - but not really - proves that you like me as more than a friend, because if it proved it, rabid fangirls would kill Mia Ikumi... and then I'm going to smile at you, then leave and almost get killed, but then the Mew Aqua's going to save everyone... so I'm going to come back and lean my head on your chest which will cause rabid fangirls to scream about whether or not I'm gay in Tokyo Mew Mew chatrooms?
Keiichiro: ...
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Keiichiro: Don't bug me right now, Ryou, it's the middle of my favorite soap opera. Kate just found out that her boyfriend is really her mother's brother's nephew's father's son!
Ryou: ...
Keiichiro: And Stephen isn't really dead even though his plane crashed into shark-infested waters, they found his body, and buried him...!
Ryou: ...
Keiichiro: And Isabel got abducted by aliens!
Ryou: ..............oh-kaaaay... ::walks off quickly::
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Masaya:GIT-R-DONE!!
(Larry the Cable Guy reference)
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Keiichiro: ::in a bar, drunk:: So they make me do all the cookin', and my girlfriend dumped me, and I hafta take care of this kid, and...did I mention the cooking?
Ryou: Keiichiro! You're here again?!
Keiichiro: That's him! ::aims a punch at Ryou but falls down::
Ryou: ::rolls eyes:: ::drags Keiichiro home::
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Ryou: Batttlechip download! Download! Download! Download! Why won't this stupid thing download!?!?!
Ichigo: Dude, this isn't Megaman.
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Masaya: Because... Oscar Meiyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
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Ichigo: Keiichiro?
Keiichiro:WHAT?????!!
Ichigo: Oh nothing... ::walks away terrified::
Ichigo: ::to Ryou:: Why is Keiichiro being so mean today?
Ryou: Oh, he's ticked off because someone called him Ke-cheerio.
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Ichigo: ::drops a candy wrapper on the ground::
Masaya: ::slow-motion:: NOOOOOO!
Ichigo: Oops...hehe...sorry.
Masaya: ::crying:: How could...you? I HATE YOU!
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*Ryou: The aliens have taken over half of the world, but I do have good news.
Mew Mews: What?
Ryou: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.*
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Ichigo: Ryou should be in jail!! He can't make us work at this age! NEVER DISMISS CHILD LABOR LAWS,YOU FOOL! Ryou: o.O;; -hides in a storage closet-
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(i know it sounds bad, but it's funny) So there were three people running from the police: a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They run into a potato factory and get in potato sacks. The police come in (they are the aliens), and they kick the first bag and the blonde says: "Meow!"
Tart: Must be a cat. ::kicks second bag, the brunette says: "Woof."
Tart: Must be a dog. ::kicks third bag, the red head says: "Potato!"
Tart: Must be Ichigo, come on guys.
Kish * thows third bag over sholder*: We are having potatoes tonight.
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Mew Mews: Tokyo Mew Mew blast off at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Ichigo: Nyao!That's right!
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Ryou: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? ...WHAT THE CRAP?! That's it! Aoyama dies! ::shatters mirror and stomps out::
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*Purin: Hail the Lord and Master Foamy!!! XD*
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(it's a scene from the amanda show)
*Ryou tries to pinch Kish's nose*
Kish: What are you doing?
Ryou: Theres' something in from your nose.
Kish: So?
Ryou: *glares at Kish* I want it......NOW!
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Narrator: "A Series of Unfortunate Events", a story of three children - Ichigo, Masaya, and Purin.
Ryou: I AM THE Count le' RYOU! Narrator: "A Series of Unfortunate Events", a story of three children - Ichigo, Masaya, and Purin.
Ryou: I AM THE Count le' RYOU!
Ichigo: SHH! YOUR NOT IN THIS SCENE!
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(ending of vol.1)
*Ichigo jumps off a lamp post and kisses Kish*
Ichigo: My name is Ichigo. Thanks for the kiss.
Kish: *shocked* You freak! Why did you kiss me?
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