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Thursday, February 2, 2006

yet another thingie from nekosplash.com

"only in the U.S."

Only in the U.S. can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in the U.S. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating ring.
Only in the U.S. do tores make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in the U.S. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Pepsi,

Only in the U.S. do banks leave both doors open, then chain their pens to the counters.

Only in the U.S. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in the U.S. do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in the U.S. do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in the U.S. do we use the word politics to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning many and 'tics' meaning sucking creatures.

Only in the U.S. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in the U.S. do we say, "TGIF Friday" (Thank god it's Friday, Friday) and signs saying TCBY Yogurt (The country's best yogurt, yogurt) (Only those people in the low IQ department)

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